Don't believe the lies -- jerking off is good for you[views:3873][posts:17]__________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:10pm - Conservationist ""] Ejaculation frequency, a measure of sexual activity, is not associated with a higher risk for prostate cancer, according to a study in the April 7 issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA). However, a high ejaculation frequency may be linked to a decreased risk of prostate cancer. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/04/040408090927.htm |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] should have put this in the fap thread |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:12pm - dreadkill ""] flap flap |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:46pm - tylor ""] i would never believe otherwise |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:08pm - ouchdrummer ""] I have been taught for years that it wasn't bad for you. Matter of fact, i got epididymitis around when i first started playing the drums (incredibly painful) and so i went in to find out what was up with my nuts, and they said it was epididymitis... and couldn't explaing it because i tested clean for the STDs that would cause it... and then they asked about my sex life, and i explained that i had been celebent for a little more than a year, no masturbation, no intercourse, no ejaculation. I explained that i wanted to focus more on music so i was training my body not to think about it. Which worked, so much so that my body forgot to have nocturnal emissions. So there was something of a "back up" in my sack, and that's how i got it. The point of this installment of "Ouchys' Silly Anecdotes" is that the doctors told me to pull it more. (after i was treated) They said that the more i fap away, the healthier it will get. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:09pm - W3 nli ""] dreadkill said:flap flap FIGHT PUSSY OR YOU WILL FAP |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:24pm - dertoxia ""] ouchdrummer said:I have been taught for years that it wasn't bad for you. Matter of fact, i got epididymitis around when i first started playing the drums (incredibly painful) and so i went in to find out what was up with my nuts, and they said it was epididymitis... and couldn't explaing it because i tested clean for the STDs that would cause it... and then they asked about my sex life, and i explained that i had been celebent for a little more than a year, no masturbation, no intercourse, no ejaculation. I explained that i wanted to focus more on music so i was training my body not to think about it. Which worked, so much so that my body forgot to have nocturnal emissions. So there was something of a "back up" in my sack, and that's how i got it. The point of this installment of "Ouchys' Silly Anecdotes" is that the doctors told me to pull it more. (after i was treated) They said that the more i fap away, the healthier it will get. did you hire a nurse to help you through this ordeal? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 2:01pm - RustyPS ""] *stops fapping* *reads threads* *goes back to fapping....more vigorously* |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:59pm - Conservationist ""] tylor said:i would never believe otherwise Fapping is how we know God loves us. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:01pm - arilliusbm ""] The sole reason I fap is to prevent prostate cancer. I could care less about orgasms, they don't even feel good. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 6:03pm - immortal13 ""] For some reason I doubt that's the only reason. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2009 6:47pm - TXiz ""] Where is DYA on this one....specialist! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] unfortunately there was no nurse to help with the fapping. I did decide to start getting laid again at that point. The sad thing is, i improved at a faster rate on the drums during that time than i ever have. But i guess getting laid is fun too. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:04pm - moenli ""] I'd say its a pretty even trade |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] TXiz said:Where is DYA on this one....specialist! TOO BUSY... CAN'T TALK NOW... NNF NNF NNF |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 11:28am - Conservationist ""] http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=94930 More information on the health and wisdom of the five finger shuffle. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:40pm - Yeti ""] i am proud to be a frequent masturbator. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 11:02pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |