How many of you have had anal sex?[views:57623][posts:164]__________________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 6:23am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 7:10am - mike_network ""] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 11:22am - tylor ""] FAG = ANAL = :skull: |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 12:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] mike_network said:^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while This is truth. Also: RUNNING OUT OF CONDOMS FTW "Uh-oh - well, looks like I know where THIS is going!" |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 5:18pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] ^^^^^hahahahaha!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2009 5:22pm - the_reverend ""] that one doesn't work for me... though I have tried that and "well, if that whole is sore..." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 16,2009 11:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahaha... I have successfully worked that angle. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', JACK. |
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| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 11:55pm - starmummy ""] Did it once a long time ago. The girl told me months after that it hurt really bad she just didn't want to ruin it for me. Of course me, being the gentleman that I am, didn't bother with lube. Ouch! I was young and stupid (as was she). Would love to try it again (properly though). Tossing salad I am all for. Only done it once though. |
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| _____________________________________ [Apr 23,2009 11:51am - xgodzillax ""] so when i was 16, i went to fuck this girl who was a virgin, who was at the time my 'girlfriend'. she told me that stickin my hog in her vag would hurt too much, and to just fuck her bootyhole, so i did. after i blew my load in her ass, she proceeded to try and suck my dick, after i had noticed a little kernel of shit on it. so she tried, and tried. then after she tried to kiss me, and i slapped her. then 2 days later i broke up with her on her answering machine. the end of 2006, i was hangin out with this girl who was a 7th grade math teacher, she let me fuck her in the ass, and when i pulled out there was shit all over my dick, so i slapped it on her face and nutted all over it. two birds with one stone. goood times =] |
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| _________________________________________ [Apr 24,2009 9:23am - Conservationist ""] Plough the pink donut! |
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| __________________________________________ [Apr 24,2009 10:49pm - Conservationist ""] Women who make themselves whores are made to be mistreated. |
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| ____________________________________ [May 20,2009 1:51am - CassieLynn ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] She looks like Shakira <3 |
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| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 11:56pm - swamplorddvm ""] orgymaggotfeast said: douchebag_patrol said:[img] [img] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why am I living on this planet? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 11:57pm - beelze ""] Anti-Human, Anti-Life...Fuck you all |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2009 2:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I was mightily inspired by this thread, naught but 30 minutes ago. Say no more, say no more, say no MORE! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2009 2:10am - the_reverend ""] i did it.. that is to say ive done it |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2009 7:41am - timma ""] Well that was certainly a lovely way to start my day. |
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| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2010 1:29pm - t2daeek ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] i'm pretty sure he's poking her in the lungs. good for him. good for her. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2010 1:30pm - blessed offal ""] RichHorror said:For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. i dont know if rich is joking here, but this is actually true for me |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2010 3:21pm - lon_chaney ""] i know someone who assfucked paul stanley |
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| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2010 12:29am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] xmikexnli said:i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot. Hi nlifag. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2010 1:20am - the_reverend ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img]except for the condom, the man In the back seems like a super stand up guy. Well, except the fact that he's holding it like he doesn't know how to hold a dick... Seriously, in this day and age, how do you get in to she male prono with out knowing how to pump a 1/2 limp dick? Ethenics... |
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