Touring Morbid Metal band seeking keyboardist[views:16890][posts:93]____________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:27pm - voices of the dead ""] Requirements: -21+ -Drugs and alcohol are fine, being a junkie is not. Marijuana use highly encouraged. -Being able to play instrument well -Going APESHIT on stage -Playing with dead animals -Being a creepy fuck -TOURING. MOST IMPORTANT. We are touring AT LEAST a few times a year and will continue to do so. You need to be able to tour. Go to our website www.voicesofthedead.com or www.myspace.com/voicesofthedead for song samples/pics etc. CONTACT US BY EMAILING BAND@VOICESOFTHEDEAD.COMblank |
| _________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:36pm - archaeon ""] in b4 epic thread. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:37pm - Kevord ""] Do you have to be a goth looking chick to apply? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 7:16pm - reimroc ""] i like the heavy industrial overtones you use in your music. trance breakdown WUT |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:48pm - voicesofthedead ""] Thanks reimroc. And no, you do not need to be a goth looking chick to apply. We already have one in the band(on drums) and aren't looking for more chicks. You DO need to be a christian though to be comfortoble with the on stage crucifixions, bible desecrations, dead babies, blood spraying and dissections. :satancross: Oh and we almost forgot the collection of dead animals embalmed and preserved in jars that adorn the front of the stage. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:50pm - SkinSandwich ""] Gimmicky gay cliche' Hast been done, beaten to death. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] McGunk used to be in this band |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:30pm - voicesofthedead ""] Who's McGunk?? Skin sandwich, everything has been done. Im not aware of any bands bringing embalmed jarred animals on stage and selling them though. Do you know whats gay, cliche and beaten to death? A bunch of homos on stage playing their instruments and just headbanging. Anyone can do that. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:31pm - dreadkill ""] FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| _______________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:36pm - STLUCI ""] everyone has a different approach in delivering their music , thats what is so great about music , the unlimited variety we have to choose from . no matter what mood your in , you'll almost always find something that fits your mood at that time . |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:38pm - voicesofthedead ""] haha. Good call dreadkill |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:45pm - archaeon ""] voicesofthedead said: Im not aware of any bands bringing embalmed jarred animals on stage and selling them though. slipknot used to bring them on stage, sniff them and puke all over the place. SLIPKNAWT DID IT |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:49pm - voicesofthedead ""] Ive never heard of that. Theyre pussies if it made them puke though. Try sealing up a dead animal in a jar and letting it decay for months, unembalmed and then taking a wiff of that. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] voicesofthedead said:And no, you do not need to be a goth looking chick to apply. We already have one in the band(on drums) and aren't looking for more chicks. Sorry, but this is one ugly chick: [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] well they also used to break eachothers bones on stage and throw feces at eachother. do you do cool stuffs like that? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:04pm - voicesofthedead ""] Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:07pm - voicesofthedead ""] Where are you guys hearing shit like this? Are we talking about the same sellout slipknot that now has members writing pop songs in STONESOUR????? We never know what we'll do on stage exactly, you'll have to see us live to find the answer to that. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:12pm - archaeon ""] That pic is fake, girls don't play in bands. except for that broad in ascendency |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:13pm - deathchick ""] voicesofthedead said:Where are you guys hearing shit like this? Are we talking about the same sellout slipknot that now has members writing pop songs in STONESOUR????? We never know what we'll do on stage exactly, you'll have to see us live to find the answer to that. from your myspace page: influences: Horror, Static-x, Sepultura, Meshuggah, KoRn, Coal Chamber, Jesus Christ, Devil Driver, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Rammstein, Psyclon-9, Cephalic Carnage, Combichrist, Job for a Cowboy, Berzerker, Soulfly, Tool,White/Rob Zombie, Rotting Christ, Dimmu Borgir hmm.... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:15pm - voicesofthedead ""] Right. Slikpnot PRE sellout is an influence to us. IOWA and the self titled are all we're interested in. We never said they werent an influence. Clearly. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:17pm - voicesofthedead ""] Isnt this a METAL oriented website?? Some of you need to get lives. We're not looking for this lame bitchy drama. We're looking for a keyboardist and second guitarist. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:17pm - DomesticTerror ""] this looks like a job for...HOLLADADDY! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] NO YOU GET BITCHY DRAMA ONLY HERE |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:25pm - dreadkill ""] devildriver |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:27pm - voicesofthedead ""] FuckIsMySignature said:NO YOU GET BITCHY DRAMA ONLY HERE Apparently haha. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:28pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:05pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] You said that you need to be Christian to be in the band. Is this a Christian band? Like Jars of Clay or Bloods Been Shed? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] is a Christian Bale acceptable? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] voicesofthedead said:Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] You know, your asked for the "drama" your complaining about when you decided to state that your guitar player has dreads.. like that effects the way he plays. GUITAR PLAYER WANTED: blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and we tour ALOT... blah blah blah... and dead animals... blah blah blah blah... we hate our parents... blah blah blah... and we have a combined 45 piercings between the two of us... blah blah blah... we're going through a very difficult period of adjustment.... blah blah... ****I would say MOST of the stuff in your original post is totally irrelevant to whether or not someone would want to play your music, you should list influences, and sound likes, maybe even where you practice, then you will be taken more seriously. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:45pm - Nobody_Cares ""] I'd hit it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:45pm - AndrewBastard ""] This is my new favorite band to make fun of.... you have white boy dreads, wear huge pants and wear one white contact lens in your eye to be scary. this is a metal website, you're right; but you wont find KORN and Coal Chamber fans here....go back to the Hot Topic forum and find band members. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:46pm - ouchdrummer ""] well yeah, of course. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:47pm - AndrewBastard ""] I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha.... |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] you know that the difference between you dad and me is? I'll fuck ya!! Read my lips.. SCARY |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:57pm - Martins ""] voicesofthedead said:Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] This bitch was definitely at the Composted show the other day and was weird as shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] no that CAN'T be the same girl... the one with the jean jacket that was thrashing round everywhere? I don't think it is, the girl from the show is a singer for a metal band, she specifically told me that she couldn't understand how people play the drums. She also told me her sister is in a carnival. I thought she was.... well, yes.. a little strange, but really nice, and cool. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:26pm - deathchick ""] AndrewBastard said:I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha.... haha, exactly |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] that girl at the composted show was the woman of my dreams haha |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i cant remember her name though cuz i was so drunk |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 8:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i thouuuuught that chick looked familiar. she kicked some ass in the pits |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 10:21pm - ouchdrummer ""] i really don't think it's her. similar yeah, but not her. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:57am - voicesofthedead ""] She was not at any composted show. And of course we are not a christian band. That was a joke. Just like most of the people that have taken part in the incessent drama that has become this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:26am - arilliusbm ""] 0haharharhahraharhahr['ne4wkl ,wghr |
| ____________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:38am - SW ""] wow.at least wretched asylum knew what the fuck was up and threw their token goth chick on bass and not on fucking drums. you sell animal organs on your band page...:ralphie: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:11am - goatcatalyst ""] KILL YOURSELVES ONSTAGE OR YOU ARE PUSSIES!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 9:21am - dreadkill ""] AndrewBastard said:I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha....hahahaha, great post |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 9:59am - largefreakatzero ""] There's some fine work in this thread. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:10am - SkinSandwich ""] Ha, KORN. Fight? Okay, can do. I am not a female sex organ. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:12am - SkinSandwich ""] voicesofthedead said: Do you know whats gay, cliche and beaten to death? A bunch of homos on stage playing their instruments and just headbanging. Anyone can do that. fully Paralyzed people and newborns can't. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:06am - inject-now ""] poser band is poser band |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] if one more band uses the words dead, death, or black in their name i'm gonna go on a killing spree. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:09am - c.DeAD ""] Dead Black Death Killing Spree is my band. Want to hear? http://www.myspace.com/DeadBlackDeathKillingSpree Spliknwawt nevar $old out!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:21am - arilliusbm ""] I'd totally fap that drummer in the face, though. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Funching hands? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:32am - arilliusbm ""] Hunching fands. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:36am - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:40am - boblovesmusic ""] Wow... I've been reading this thread as Touring Morbid Angel band seeking keyboardist... |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats what i thought intially as well. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:00pm - c.DeAD ""] Anyone who is influenced by Devil Driver obviously drinks the semen of manly dad's. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:16pm - dreadkill ""] ha, that was what i was thinking when pointing out devil driver also. how can anyone be influenced by that crap? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:25pm - Martins ""] voicesofthedead said:That was a joke. Just like most of the people that have taken part in the incessent drama that has become this thread. WAIT GUYS, WE GOT OWNED. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:31pm - Kevord ""] dreadkill said:ha, that was what i was thinking when pointing out devil driver also. how can anyone be influenced by that crap? If they aren't embarrassed by being into Korn and Coalchamber why would they be ashamed of Devildriver. It's sadly a step up. I honestly didn't think anyone listened to this crap anymore. I thought they all moved on to Suicide Silence and Lamb of God. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:31pm - Kevord ""] I only wish this was a joke. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] i was thinking the same thing. suicide silence is the posterband for terrible faux-metal nowadays. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:41pm - metal_church101 ""] deathchick said: voicesofthedead said:Where are you guys hearing shit like this? Are we talking about the same sellout slipknot that now has members writing pop songs in STONESOUR????? We never know what we'll do on stage exactly, you'll have to see us live to find the answer to that. from your myspace page: influences: Horror, Static-x, Sepultura, Meshuggah, KoRn, Coal Chamber, Jesus Christ, Devil Driver, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Rammstein, Psyclon-9, Cephalic Carnage, Combichrist, Job for a Cowboy, Berzerker, Soulfly, Tool,White/Rob Zombie, Rotting Christ, Dimmu Borgir hmm.... You left out Mudvayne in your list. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mudvayne's LD50 is a solid album. their bass player kills. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:04pm - metal_church101 ""] Dig is the only song I liked by them, even though I hated their guitar tone. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:05pm - c.DeAD ""] I wasn't even aware people liked Mudvayne. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:06pm - dreadkill ""] what's a mudvayne? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:06pm - Kevord ""] WOW. Epic fails. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:17pm - metal_church101 ""] Touring Morbid Angel. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:18pm - Kevord ""] metal_church101 said:Touring Morbid Angel. I only wish. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i still have no idea what a mudvayne is |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:25pm - metal_church101 ""] You started it!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:25pm - Kevord ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i still have no idea what a mudvayne is Buttsecks. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] voicesofthedead said:She was not at any composted show. And of course we are not a christian band. That was a joke. Just like most of the people that have taken part in the incessent drama that has become this thread. While you are correct sir, you are being made a joke in this thread, you should try saying something that either makes you look a little LESS stupid, or cancel your brand new RTTP account that you only opened to find a bad-ass-looking goth person to join your band. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] voicesofthedead said:She was not at any composted show. And of course we are not a christian band. That was a joke. Just like most of the people that have taken part in the incessent drama that has become this thread. While you are correct sir, you are being made a joke in this thread, you should try saying something that either makes you look a little LESS stupid, or cancel your brand new RTTP account that you only opened to find a bad-ass-looking goth person to join your band. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:57pm - AndrewBastard ""] We are speaking for the dead, The voices so many choose to ignore. Spending time in the presence of the dead, whether it be in a graveyard, a haunted, abandoned location, or a basement full of body parts, a severe necromania(an abnormal obsession with the dead, or being in their presence) developed. It in turn conceived the horror based "Morbid Metal" band. Inspiration came from horror, both movie generated and real-life experiences. While in a dextromethorphan (a dissociative hallucinogen) induced trip, the Voice of Death saw Silent Hill in the theaters, which coupled with the readings of classic authors Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Edgar Allen Poe, inspired him to look closely upon the dark influence that pulls at everyone. The song "The Abyss" was written following the experience. One cannot ignore the occurrences of real-life horror, each member has experienced that which cannot be explained, and when in each other's presence the experiences are then amplified. Each member experiencing different events contributed to inspiration as a whole. "Formaldehyde" was written as a result of a jar containing formaldehyde and postmortem matter crashing to the floor. The song was created as a byproduct of the fume-induced stupor. All life comes from death, an increasingly apparent fact that goes without recognition, until now. We're continuing to grow, so always check and see what's new with us. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:00pm - dreadkill ""] korn-influenced music is deep, man. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:03pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow. Andrewbastard.. wow.. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:04pm - AndrewBastard ""] I like how you got into horror by watching Silent Hill |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""] You think anyone in the band was molested before? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:13pm - dreadkill ""] silent hill-influenced music is deep, man |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] AndrewBastard said:I like how you got into horror by watching Silent Hill WOW!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! Are you saying that what you just posted was something that THEY wrote? I thought you were making that up to show how silly they sound... which is pretty damn silly. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:23pm - AndrewBastard ""] hahahah no... I wish I wrote that. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:25pm - arilliusbm ""] I just heard a rumor that MarkFuckingRichards is trying out for this band. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ROBITUSSIN IS BR00TAL |
| ______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 4:59pm - Pires ""] are you looking for a trumpet player? i'd be interested if you were. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 5:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] Pires said:are you looking for a trumpet player? i'd be interested if you were. Sorry, trumpets aren't really "morbid" per say. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 5:02pm - dreadkill ""] what about bugles? those are morbid, especially at soldiers' funerals. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 5:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i was thoroughly impressed with how much this band sucks. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 6:26pm - Pires ""] ouchdrummer said: Pires said:are you looking for a trumpet player? i'd be interested if you were. Sorry, trumpets aren't really "morbid" per say. damnit...i was hoping this band would be my ticket out of this hell hole. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:48pm - metal_church101 ""] arilliusbm said:You think anyone in the band was molested before? A few times over at least. :stupidflanders: |