RTTP boxing[views:3379][posts:69]______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:49pm - dftg ""] I know that everyone here wants to punch Dwyer at least once, but some of us are gonna have to settle for just boxing each other. FIGHT ME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] a dunk tank would be cool too |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:53pm - xmikex ""] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S..... TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Dwyer vs. Niccolai is the first one, I think... |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:55pm - arilliusbm ""] I haven't (drunken) boxed since 2003. not in shape right now, but it would be fun to drop the gloves and actually fight to the death |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:56pm - RichHorror ""] Wearing gloves and having rules is for faggots and women. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:58pm - brian_dc ""] you trying to say that rules are for woman? does that mean that women should be in politics? this doesn't add up kitchen or gtfo |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:59pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=58167 We are womanly faggots, your point?! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 3:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] An idea thats time has come. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:00pm - RichHorror ""] MY POINT IS THE POINT YOU JUST POINTED OUT IN THIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:04pm - dftg ""] FuckIsMySignature said:a dunk tank would be cool too Looks like we have our first volunteer for a dose of Vitamin D! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:05pm - xmikex ""] me vs. every girl on RTTP in a kumite style blood bath. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:05pm - dftg ""] xmikex said:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S..... TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE!!!!!! ok, xmikex is gonna be our announcer. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:06pm - dftg ""] xmikex said:me vs. every girl on RTTP in a kumite style blood bath. Pam is gonna kick your ass. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:06pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Intergender Wrestling! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pam vs. Leigh Rush in an inter-species match. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] Pam should not have to fight a horse. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:10pm - RichHorror ""] I'll fight Pam's baby. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] YOU AND ME VS. PAMBABY, HANDICAP MATCH |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:12pm - xmikex ""] RichHorror said:I'll fight Pam's baby. Tag team! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:12pm - RichHorror ""] WINNER TAKES FORMULA |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:13pm - niccolai ""] If it's happening, it's going to haveto be formal. As fun as it would be for everyone to find everyone else in parking lots and smash bottles on eachother, I just dont see too much of a point. It will be a gloved match, with three 5 minute rounds, or five 3 min rounds. 2 minute respite between each round. I'm fine with doing either boxing or MMA. I got a gym that would probably be down for doing this. I'm thinking 20 bucks a head. have a couple bands play (not too many, 3 or so) If i'm going to participate, procedes will be split between RTTP to pay for aarons server and domain expenses and The Outlook to raise awareness of how retarded it is that our culture thinks fighting is the most important thing in the world. Fouls: 1. Butting with the head. 2. Eye gouging of any kind. 3. Biting. 4. Hair pulling. 5. Fish hooking. 6. Groin attacks of any kind. 7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent. 8. Small joint manipulation. 9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head. 10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow. 11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea. 12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh. 13. Grabbing the clavicle. 14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent. 15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent. 16. Stomping a grounded opponent. 17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel. 18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck. 19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area. 20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent. 21. Spitting at an opponent. 22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent. 23. Holding the ropes or the fence. 24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area. 25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break. 26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee. 27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat. 28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee. 29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury. 30. Interference by the corner. 31. Throwing in the towel during competition. Ways To Win: 1. Submission by: Physical tap out. Verbal tap out. 2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest. 3. Decision via the scorecards, including: Unanimous decision. Split decision. Majority decision. Draw, including: Unanimous draw. Majority draw. Split draw. 4. Technical decision. 5. Technical draw. 6. Disqualification. 7. Forfeit. 8. No contest. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:14pm - arilliusbm ""] Be thankful that her baby doesn't look like those babies in that wacky movie "Nothing But Trouble" with John Candy, Dan Akroyd, and Chevy Chase. Haha, that movie is so fucked up. Interesting fact: Digital Underground made a cameo appearance and one can see a very young Tupac if they look hard enough. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] EVENING GOWN MATCH |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:15pm - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said:YOU AND ME VS. PAMBABY, HANDICAP MATCH beat me to it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:16pm - RichHorror ""] LADDER MATCH, WINNER BECOMES FORUM MOD FOR ONE YEAR |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] Niccolai's list of fouls pretty much eliminates all of my fighting techniques :( |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fouls: 32. Altering opponent's Metal Archives entries |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:20pm - RichHorror ""] Thank fuck stabbing is allowed. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Unfortunately, as per #7, The Shocker is a no-no. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:24pm - xmikex ""] Niccolai, what gym did you have in mind? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:24pm - Ken Clover ""] Loser gets tea bagged by Rich Horror. Not quickly either - a slow, steeping tea bag. Rich can dip his nuts in any substance he chooses prior to the tea bagging. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:27pm - niccolai ""] Ken%20Clover said:Loser gets tea bagged by Rich Horror. Not quickly either - a slow, steeping tea bag. Rich can dip his nuts in any substance he chooses prior to the tea bagging. Why do i have a feeling he's going to choose raw meat? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:28pm - niccolai ""] I was going to ask the dude at SSSF in whitman Mike. Don't know if he would be down or not, but he'd make money off it and it's a promotion oppertunity. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] EARL GREY MOTHERFUCKER |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:28pm - arilliusbm ""] a good match would be those mcgunks vs. gravesideservice |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Coffin match? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] We could have a ring put in Jimmy's, they do fashion shows and everything there... [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:32pm - niccolai ""] I'd like to push this more toward late august/ early september. I know it seems like a ways away, but its practically impossible to train in the winter. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:33pm - niccolai ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:We could have a ring put in Jimmy's, they do fashion shows and everything there... [img] They would need additional liscense and insurence to be able to host it. It's probably going to haveto be an existing gym. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] For a quick charity match? Nah. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:35pm - niccolai ""] I want to have sex with every single pixel on that girl's legs. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Nicc: LOL@ RTTP d00dz pounding the crap out of each other to end war. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 4:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i forsee this falling through for stupid but hilarious reasons |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 5:12pm - niccolai ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Nicc: LOL@ RTTP d00dz pounding the crap out of each other to end war. haha gotta beat meatheads at there own game, you know? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 5:14pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Their? You meat-head. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 5:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] THAIY'RE |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 5:22pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] For a quick charity match? Nah. MOAR? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 5:29pm - niccolai ""] it was a matter of time before I typed something wrong. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 7:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I'm gonna beat you for that, heh. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 7:35pm - Hoser ""] Oh God how I would love this if it were real. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 9:08pm - Hater ""] Id do it. I have plenty of enemies. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2009 9:09pm - Hater ""] Id fight anyone here. All at once if I get a gun. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 9:17pm - archaeon ""] Don't be too rough on dwyer, you might break his fake hip. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 9:22pm - RichHorror ""] He had to sell a lot of Teratism CDs to get it. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 9:27pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm in. NO UFC! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 10:24pm - xmikex ""] If I'm fighting it's at 165. I'd prefer Muay Thai, but I'll fight MMA if I have to. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2009 11:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] I want to fight Blue. With kisses and bong rips and NOS tubes. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 7:54am - DestroyYouAlot ""] MOTORCYCLES AND CHAINSAWS IN THE OCTAGON |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 7:56am - Marquis de Crepitvde ""] Ong-Bak was pretty ill. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 9:56am - largefreakatzero ""] BUILD A LIFE-SIZED THUNDERDOME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 10:35am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] If i can be in someones' corner, i can give them "healing medicines" that they will need to go the distance. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 10:37am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ..and by "Healing Medicines" i mean totally legal, home-made, only PARTIALLY psychedelic stimulants. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 11:01am - arilliusbm ""] I don't think I'd be able to adhere to any rules established due to the nature of how I fight. haha |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 11:10am - RichHorror ""] Bare knuckles boxing or you are a pussy. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 11:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BARE PUSSY BOXING OR YOU'RE A MOOSE KNUCKLE |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 11:23am - Pires ""] BoarcorpseJimbo said:..and by "Healing Medicines" i mean totally legal, home-made, only PARTIALLY psychedelic stimulants. haha, it'd be pretty tough to fight on hallucinogenics. yet might be fun. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 11:26am - xmikex ""] I challenged Joe Christianni to a no hold barred lip wrestling match. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2009 7:00pm - MillenialKingdom ""] We should have the singer from Hell Within on this. |