Sarcasm meter[views:9708][posts:88]_____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:53pm - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:54pm - josh_hates_you ""] you cant replace pi with pie |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:54pm - sacreligion ""] no, you. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:57pm - josh_hates_you ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 5:26pm - brodown ""] Can the sarcasm meter be used sarcastically? SM: 1092834203894234 (or maybe 1. Who knows.) |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 5:39pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] you are all milkfaced raviolis |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:you are all milkfaced raviolis i don't know what that means. SM:0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:57pm - ouchdrummer ""] what about using the Pyfagium Queerum with the SM... for instance: Mathematical jokes using offensive anti-gay terms are very funny. SM: The square of the hypotenuse of a faggot purple triangle is equal to the sum of the square's on the other two homos |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ouchdrummer said: whiskey_weed_and_women said:you are all milkfaced raviolis i don't know what that means. SM:0 that's cause you're a fuckin n00b |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:05pm - ouchdrummer ""] I guess your right. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:33pm - arilliusbm ""] IMPLEMENT THIS NOW BEFORE INTERNET SARCASM KILLS SOMEONE |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:49pm - ouchdrummer ""] ouchdrummer said:what about using the Pyfagium Queerum with the SM... for instance: Mathematical jokes using offensive anti-gay terms are very funny. SM: The square of the hypotenuse of a faggot purple triangle is equal to the sum of the square's on the other two homos this was a good one. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:54pm - the_reverend ""] who the hell was telling me to do this at a show? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:00pm - arilliusbm ""] probably me. although I'd need one in real life too (especially for DYA. Deadpan humor does Not work with him) |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:02pm - ouchdrummer ""] It should really be a some sort of emoticon that means sarcasm. The 1-10 thing was originally intended to describe how my voice would sound if i said it, in other words, something could definitely be said with sarcasm, but only enough in my voice for someone to know that i was joking. While people seem to have misunderstood. For instance, recently i used a SM:7 after something i said that was totally a joke, but said with a moderate amount of sarcasm. They took it as what i was saying was partially true. That's not how it works. So with an emoticon people would know if it was sarcastic, or not. And that's all you really need. DO THAT REV |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:13pm - arilliusbm ""] really? That somebody mustve been a moron. SM:1 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] see, you used it perfectly there. Cause OBVIOUSLY you were joking, cause that someone was you. BUT you weren't only joking 1 out of ten, you were totally joking, just doing it with an ALMOST straight tone of voice. (which is common for self-deprecating humor) |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:16pm - Yeti ""] i think you should just let people figure it out for themselves. if they take it seriously, tell them to get a high colonic to loosen up. if they don't and it is serious, punch them in the ballsac. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] Well, i definitely agree for certain situations... the problem with that is that people that i like very much that don't understand my humor. I mean, shit, my band stands in the same room i do and doesn't understand when i'm joking and when i'm not. So if there's a way to make people understand what you're trying to say better while on the interweb, it just makes communication better. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""] my problem is I've fucked everything up by not using it and being sarcastic all the time, or using it when I'm not being sarcastic. Also, toying with people for shits and giggles. No one knows when I'm joking or serious; it'll always remain a mystery. Only in real life does it matter |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""] i know what you mean, there are many times i have to add "just kidding" to avoid a neurotic breakdown from the other person. people are way more uptight now too, which doesn't help. everyone is so self-absorbed that they think everything is an attack on their well-being, and they have to justify their meaningless existence by getting all pissy and defensive. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:my problem is I've fucked everything up by not using it and being sarcastic all the time, or using it when I'm not being sarcastic. Also, toying with people for shits and giggles. No one knows when I'm joking or serious; it'll always remain a mystery. Only in real life does it matter only real life is real. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:26pm - arilliusbm ""] In other words, I'm surprised I haven annoyed the fuck out of anyone on this board outside of martins. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:29pm - m nli ""] I think you think you annoy/ed me more than you do/did. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:30pm - Yeti ""] i found your overly sarcastic demeanor hilarious. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:30pm - arilliusbm ""] For example: rustyPS thinks I really hate clay buchholz. I've had that dude going on that notion for a year now. bahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] arilliusbm said:For example: rustyPS thinks I really hate clay buchholz. I've had that dude going on that notion for a year now. bahaha you're evil plans are falling into place ***steeples hands*** |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:48pm - arilliusbm ""] m%20nli said:I think you think you annoy/ed me more than you do/did. come on man. you and bloodeyebetty were the only two who sent me angry PMs. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:05pm - m nli ""] Mine wasn't even angry. Your english degree may not have taught you reading comprehension or maybe you're just out of practice. I don't know. Let's fight it out at Cynic. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""] *shakes head* |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:12pm - m nli ""] Okay I was pissed. PISSED like death metal pissed |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:15pm - arilliusbm ""] Let me rephrase, as I just reread it. You were slightly angry and depressed because I called you naive in a thread. The note you ended on definitely reeked of passive aggressive anger. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:29pm - xFuck Loggin Inx ""] you people are faggots SM:1 |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:33pm - the_reverend ""] aril has an english degree... ahahahahahaaahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:37pm - arilliusbm ""] Entry degree for when I get my phd. See, that rhymes. 4 years of college for that. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] your a poet and didnt know it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:42pm - arilliusbm ""] and nilla, you knew I had that. We'll see who's laughing when I'm your age, shitbag. sm: 6.66 |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] I thought this might be a good time to bring this back. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:11pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said:I thought this might be a good time to bring this back. SM: 10 |