Zombie Survival Sheet - IMPORTANT ZOMBOCALYPSE CONTENT[views:3021][posts:42]________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 12:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahaha... This rules THX B Here's the blank: [img] And here's mine filled out. [img] Yes, my battle anthem is a Burzum and Rick Astley mix tape, and yes, my vehicle is a bear riding a horse. Credit for holing up at BJs goes to Yeti, so I can blame him when things inevitably go tits-up, Romero-style. FIRE UP MSPAINT AND JOIN THE SURVIVORS |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 5:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You guys are gonna be sorry when Z-day arrives and you're not prepared. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] BJs is my strong hold too! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:04pm - jimboNLI ""] oh i'll be prepared alright, I have dreams about the zombie apocalypse about once per week. And i learn more every time. I'm good man. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 8:20pm - ArilliusBM ""] hahaha, your inventory is your everyday inventory. good job at replicating the truth. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 8:30pm - reimroc ""] brb |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 8:48pm - reimroc ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 8:54pm - ouchdrummer ""] nice reim. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:07pm - reimroc ""] lol yea. i forgot one thing for my inventory, pot. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:09pm - ouchdrummer ""] well, i for one can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, finally i won't have to feel bad about cracking open skulls and sucking the DMT directly from their pineal gland. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:10pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'm with jim on this one |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:11pm - reimroc ""] lol you are ridiculous jimbo |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:16pm - ouchdrummer ""] ridiculous, or intoxication minded? Listen, zombies do NOT need the lubricant to the netherworld that resides in that wonderful melatonin producing gland! BUT I DO |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:18pm - reimroc ""] yea i mean if it keeps you goin |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:23pm - ouchdrummer ""] keeps me goin? ok, let's say that your in a world overrun by zombies, and the human race basically has no chance for survival. Do you think finding the transcendental escape into the logos would be important to you? It might make the daily routine of wanting to kill yourself and get it over with a little easier to deal with. and i like trippin, pretty colors are pretty. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:25pm - reimroc ""] well when you put it that way..... |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 9:36pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] DOUBLE LOL I LIKE HOW YOU WORKED IN CANDLEJA |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 5:21am - deadlikemurf ""] i put some thought into this... it felt like homework almost [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 5:24am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 6:40am - G nli ""] nice |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 9:35am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes. Pretty sure I got that covered, ese. (Green and orange counts, right?) |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 9:59am - G nli ""] there should be way more people getting their fun on with this. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 10:14am - DestroyYouAlot ""] For your health! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 10:29am - Yeti ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes. well luckily when the apocalypse happens there will be red and green herbs strategically placed in closets and hallway corners. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 11:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just hope there's a save point near my house. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 12:05pm - darkwor ""] [img] credit for location also goes to Yeti |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:02pm - xmikex ""] G%20nli said:there should be way more people getting their fun on with this. o rly? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:12pm - G nli ""] ya rly |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:12pm - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I just hope there's a save point near my house. all we need is old ink cartridges from old typewriters and we can survive. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL @ Dinty Moore and a Desert Eagle. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:17pm - ouchdrummer ""] how can you laugh at Dinty and the DE? Obviously whoever would choose those is a real american. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:18pm - chicken george ""] apocalyptic survival and video games |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:33pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:36pm - xmikex ""] Austin 3:16 shirt so zombies know I don't trust anyone. Andy Moog blessed helmet for protection (+900 HP). Super Soaker w/bleach as my main weapon, and Issac Hayes & Jim Brown backing me up just in case. Random fat black guy keeps me entertained with his thoughts on a being a fat black man in this Starbucks "eat a salad an' shit" kinda world that only skinny white bitches are into. ROFLcopter so I can hover above everything. And a Pokemon-esque aresnal of LOL-cats at my disposal. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 1:39pm - ouchdrummer ""] i'd be more worried about the silly police than the zombies if i were you. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 2:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I love how your stronghold is a handicapped accessible girl's bathroom in the Shire. HOBBIT BITCHES IN WOODEN WHEELCHAIRS IN MY ZOMBIE SHELTER? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 2:29pm - jimboNLI ""] HOBBIT BITCHES IN WOODEN WHEELCHAIRS FTW bitch |
| _______________________________ [Mar 9,2009 2:38pm - xmikex ""] I used the Blankman bomb defense. The ladies room is the one place they can't go. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 2:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RARH INTO HOBBIT BITCH BATHROOMS |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2009 3:16pm - Yeti ""] hahaha rarh |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 10:07pm - deadlikemurf ""] jam'n 94.5 would prolly keep me in full rage mode.. i might have to switch up from comfortable death metal |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 10:12pm - reimroc ""] xmikex said:[img] lolyes |