to anyone who drinks those alcoholic energy drinks[views:6730][posts:29]________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:21pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] AVOID "FOUR PLUS"!!!!! my girl drinks weird shit like this all the time (vodka and redbull, jager and redbull, sparks, etc.), last night she picked up a can of this new shit called "Four Plus". the can reads "contains ginseng, guarna, caffiene, taurine and wormwood extract", and it also said it was 10% alcohol by volume and grape flavored, she thought it was going to taste great, she opened the can, it smelled like grape crush, she took one sip, and made a face like she had just swallowed human shit. i tried a sip and almost vomited, my roommate tried a sip and did vomit (and he is into piss drinking!!!), this is the most vile concoction ever sold in a liqour store, AVOID!!!! if you waste your money on this shit, you will regret it. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:23pm - archaeon ""] DRINK FOUR PLUS OR YOURE A PUSSY |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:26pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] haha, if you drink it you will cry like a pussy. you really are underestimating the awful taste of this disgusting beverage |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:28pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] my old drummer from Virginia used to chug the shit outta some Sparks |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:52pm - NuclearWinter ""] I drank half of a 40 I found on the floor of my friend's apartment before I realized that three cigarettes had been dropped into it. Wasn't too bad. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 3:53pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] i tried sparks once, it wasn't bad. but this stuff....eek. from the way it tasted, i imagine this is how they made it..... imagine a tank half filled with unfermented budweiser, and half filled with unfermented guiness.....then (to ferment, instead of using yeast), they have 30 people with dysentary shit in a bucket, dump it into the tank, and let the fecal bacteria turn the liquid into beer. then they add all the energy drink ingredients, and some purple pixie sticks and grape gatorade, and make it stronger in alcohol content by fortifying it with the cheapest, crappiest whiskey you can buy, and they put it in cans and sell it. that is honestly the most accurate description of what it tastes like they made it with i can think of. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] This thread marks the first time I've ever seen the word dysentery without it being about Oregon Trail or the band. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:17pm - jimboNLI ""] so, did it really say "wormwood extract"? because if it did, that's why it tasted so bad. Because wormwood is the active ingredient in absinthe. Wormwood/absinthe is supposed to taste terrible (hence the old saying "bitter as wormwood"). The stuff probably has a real low thujone content, but it's possible to trip from it... if you haven't gotten alcohol poisoning from the 10% yet. I personally would try the drink for the novelty, but i think anything in the US made from wormwood should be avoided, the legal limit of the alkaloid in consumables is such that it would be very difficult to use recreationaly. Which obviously orgy wouldn't do anyways.... so in the end. Fuck four plus. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:20pm - the_reverend ""] sparks tastes gross and has the worst after taste. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2009 6:21pm - jimboNLI ""] i can't find anything online about this drink. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2009 7:59am - Yeti ""] i don't get this whole energy drink movement, the shit is so bad on so many levels. in 20 years no one is going to have teeth or functioning digestive systems. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 8:26am - ouchdrummer ""] fuck yo teefe nigga |
| _________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 8:46am - ScumFuck ""] fuck man, now i want to have a drinking contest involving only four plus |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 9:28am - orgymf@work ""] ScumFuck said:fuck man, now i want to have a drinking contest involving only four plus hahaha, oh man, you'll be hatin yourself within the first sip if someone takes that challenge |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2009 9:29am - orgymf@work ""] jimboNLI said:so, did it really say "wormwood extract"? because if it did, that's why it tasted so bad. Because wormwood is the active ingredient in absinthe. Wormwood/absinthe is supposed to taste terrible (hence the old saying "bitter as wormwood"). The stuff probably has a real low thujone content, but it's possible to trip from it... if you haven't gotten alcohol poisoning from the 10% yet. I personally would try the drink for the novelty, but i think anything in the US made from wormwood should be avoided, the legal limit of the alkaloid in consumables is such that it would be very difficult to use recreationaly. Which obviously orgy wouldn't do anyways.... so in the end. Fuck four plus. yeah, you're probably right about that being the main reason for the awful taste. my roommate "dry-hopped" a beer with wormwood once, and it was the worst tasting beer i have ever had. i'd drink a case of natty ice before i drank another bottle of that shit |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 10:53am - beelze ""] you guys are all fucking pussies....fuck you all |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 11:43am - orgymf@work ""] beelze said:i am a fucking pussy....fuck my mom is she hot? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 12:30pm - sxealex ""] i believe you misheard him sir. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 12:51pm - xmikex ""] I'm packing my kids Four Plus & bologna Lunchables for school tomorrow. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 12:54pm - orgymf@work ""] xmikex said:I'm packing my kids Four Plus & bologna Lunchables for school tomorrow. lulz |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 12:55pm - orgymf@work ""] sxealex said:i believe you misheard him sir. OH NOES! |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 12:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think I may break edge with this drink sheerly out of morbid curiosity of the taste. Not really though. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] Mark, don't tease me so. If i could get you to break edge and get high with me, it would give me the biggest boner in the history of genitalia. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:07pm - brian_dc ""] I get enough energy while drinking regular beer from the pure confidence gained from making the only possible correct life choice available to mankind. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll give you the biggest boner without breaking edge, toots. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:08pm - ouchdrummer ""] and you have. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:09pm - brian_dc ""] I broke up the love fest D= |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:09pm - RichHorror ""] I already got Mark to drink a beer. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Just because you sweat on me doesn't mean there's enough alcohol in your pores to get beer in me, Richard. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 1:12pm - RustyPS ""] brian_dc said:I get enough energy while drinking regular beer from the pure confidence gained from making the only possible correct life choice available to mankind.AMEN! |