TV guilty pleasures[views:10197][posts:67]______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:37pm - orgymf@work ""] alright, we just did a music one. who watches some stupid/embarassing shit reality? lame ass game shows? hospital show? courtroom drama? etc. my ultimate is Boston Legal! William Shatner is fucking hysterical (for those of you who have not seen this show, Shatner plays a high powered lawyer named "Denny Crane" who randomly shouts out his own name....and many times finishes sentences with it...... sexually harasses every female on the show, and is losing his mind from alzheimer's - although he refers to it as Mad Cow) and then there is Christian Clemens as "Jerry Espenson" (another lawyer at the same firm who suffers from asperger's, always walks really fast with his head down while tapping on his legs, randomly jumps when nervous, makes purring sounds and has a wooden ciggarette that - when he chomps on it - changes his demeanor to cold, much calmer and brutally honest) also, James Spader (as Alan Shore) is pretty funny sometimes. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:41pm - orgymf@work ""] woops....the dude who plays "Aspergers guy", his last name is Clemenson |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:41pm - metal_church101 ""] MacGyver, Welcome Back Kotter |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] THE CURE, DEPECHE MODE... WAIT, WHAT? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sorry i only watch cool shows. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:49pm - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. Yeah, right. :duffbeer: |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:52pm - orgymf@work ""] FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] that fucking right. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:53pm - metal_church101 ""] orgymf@work said: FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:53pm - orgymf@work ""] "you're" damn my fucking shitty ass typing skills (or lack of rather) |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:54pm - orgymf@work ""] metal_church101 said: orgymf@work said: FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns. hahaha, what a mental image |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] metal_church101 said: orgymf@work said: FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns. what can i say? those brady's know how to get me off. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:55pm - metal_church101 ""] orgymf@work said: metal_church101 said: orgymf@work said: FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns. hahaha, what a mental image It's not the same as work, because he doesn't get paid to do that at home. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] its called suplemental income |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:56pm - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said: metal_church101 said: orgymf@work said: FuckIsMySignature said:sorry i only watch cool shows. that's because your the coolest! ;) You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns. what can i say? those brady's know how to get me off. It's an improvement over Golden Girls. :krusty: |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Sophia is hot a piece. i'd get up in dem guts |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 4:58pm - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Sophia is hot a piece. i'd get up in dem guts And suck the cancer out of her? :shocked::shocker: |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My girlfriend would rule this thread. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:11pm - metal_church101 ""] Is she one of the Golden Girls? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:13pm - dreadkill ""] i tend to only watch horrible tv when i can't sleep in the middle of the night. i've seen more episodes of mtv's parental control than i'd care to remember. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] No, but her mom is no lie a scary Rose Nylund clone. *crosses fingers for history to repeat itself* |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the cancer is like a topping on a pizza |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:18pm - metal_church101 ""] I thought it was the crust? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] stuffed crust please |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:20pm - reimroc ""] I enjoy getting baked, then watching stupid reality shows. It is just so funny watching what people will do for some cash. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:21pm - NuclearWinter ""] :krusty: |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 5:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] dreadkill said:i tend to only watch horrible tv when i can't sleep in the middle of the night. i've seen more episodes of mtv's Date My Mom, Next, Parental Control and Room Raiders than i'd care to remember. Fixed |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:21pm - Ryan_M ""] I thoroughly enjoy Spongebob Squarepants. Best show on Nickelodeon since Ren & Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life! |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:31pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Blind Date all day, everyday |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] -supernatural -entourage -ghost hunters -man vs food -the entire food network |
| _______________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:42pm - Pires ""] dave, we need to get together and watch tv together. And yes, I mean that in the gay way. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:44pm - Dave_Maggot ""] hell yeah! t.v. party tonight! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:19pm - the_reverend ""] DestroyYouAlot said:My girlfriend would rule this thread.your girl aint got shit on my girl. unless you girl watches the hills. idk what that is, but I know you aren't suppose to watch it. carina watches everyone loves raymond as if it were a religion. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:21pm - the_reverend ""] my guilty pleasures: yes dear I also watched scrubs for the first time ever on monday... sadly, I think I could get into that show. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:26pm - tylor ""] from g's to gents |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:50pm - brian_dc ""] Dave_Maggot said:-supernatural -entourage -ghost hunters -man vs food -the entire food network again, I see nothing worth feeling guilty for on this list |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:58pm - reimroc ""] Dave_Maggot said:-supernatural -entourage -ghost hunters -man vs food -the entire food network Good Eats is the best show ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 9:24pm - jimboNLI ""] 24 FTW although i have to DL it cause i don't got tv. I wanna buy an HD tunere thingy. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 9:45pm - STLUCI ""] hmmm.. japenese iron chef 1970's & 1980'sdoctor who original star trek night gallery twighlight zone |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 9:48pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Spongebob Squarepants |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 11:11pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] the_reverend said:my guilty pleasures: yes dear I also watched scrubs for the first time ever on monday... sadly, I think I could get into that show. shut up Big Bang theory and How I met Your Mother, the double shot of hot chicks |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 11:15pm - JDDomination ""] Niptuck, John and Kate plus eight(fuck you I got a kid on the way, I need to learn some shit). Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, House, Scrubs, Rock of Love Bus(love watchin whores get shot down by a has-been) |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 11:23pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] JDDomination said: John and Kate plus eight(fuck you I got a kid on the way, I need to learn some shit). ) you won't learn ANYTHING from that show except don't marry a fucking cunt. just remember, kids are dumb and don't know what the fuck they're doing, but they are awesome and keep you young |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:20am - oscarct ""] Testees in fx Ninja Warrior |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:24am - orgymf@work ""] reimroc said: Dave_Maggot said:-supernatural -entourage -ghost hunters -man vs food -the entire food network Good Eats is the best show ever. Dave, i am also a food network nerd. Reimroc, Good Eats is a good show, but his homebrew(beer) episode was a fucking travesty, so much incorrect information and incorrect terminology....I wanted to fucking strangle Alton Brown by the end of it. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:39am - orgymf@work ""] the_reverend said: DestroyYouAlot said:My girlfriend would rule this thread.your girl aint got shit on my girl. unless you girl watches the hills. idk what that is, but I know you aren't suppose to watch it. carina watches everyone loves raymond as if it were a religion. haha, my girl has the WORST taste in tv she watches EVERY FUCKING REALITY SHOW! without discrimination! her favs are real world, cops, bridezillas, kitchen nightmares, america's next top model and repo. but pretty much, if it is reality (or reality based) she can't stop fucking watching it. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:43am - orgymf@work ""] in fact, last night when Boston Legal was over, i went in the bedroom, and she was watching some stupid fucking show about gay crossdressing models called "Drag Race" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:47am - darkwor ""] all of those 'reality' shows i stay FAR away from. except cops, that's fun sometimes. discovery, NG, history, smithsonian channels are the only thing that's real. my guilty pleasures are long, drawn out, boring documentaries. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:51am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] I don't really watch TV, but I'm an X - Files and Twin Peaks nerd. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:52am - darkwor ""] aha..yeah...those are my two favorite shows next to Rome and Deadwood. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:52am - orgymf@work ""] darkwor said:all of those 'reality' shows i stay FAR away from. trust me, i hate that shit too. but i (unfortunately) sometimes get stuck watching the garbage my girl enjoys because....well, she pays her share of the cable too. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:58am - darkwor ""] right. all of my ex-girlfriends loved that shit without fail. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 10:08am - ouchdrummer ""] yeah, rome rules too. I really like Mr. Show (obviously reruns.) |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 10:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] jimboNLI said:24 FTW although i have to DL it cause i don't got tv. I wanna buy an HD tunere thingy. fuck yes... they have all the episodes streaming in HD on fox.com too |
| __________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 10:18am - reimroc ""] Mr. Show was awesome |
| __________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 10:19am - reimroc ""] @orgy Yea I have seen that episode twice. Not one of my favorites. I just like how its not a straight cooking show. You actually learn a thing or two about the science and stuff behind the food you're making. I find it enjoyable. Japanese Iron Chef was the shiznit |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 10:20am - ouchdrummer ""] mr. show =best sketch comedy ever. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 11:54am - orgymf@work ""] reimroc said: I just like how its not a straight cooking show. You actually learn a thing or two about the science and stuff behind the food you're making. I find it enjoyable. yeah that's why i dig it. other than that homebrew episode, that show is full of win. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 11:56am - orgymf@work ""] ouchdrummer said:mr. show =best sketch comedy ever. funny. but best ever?? nooooo SNL when John Belushi was still (alive and) on the show was wayyyy better than any other sketch comedy show. also, Kids in the Hall owns Mr. Show |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 2:38pm - sacreligion ""] Stargate Atlantis |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 2:45pm - sacreligion ""] MillenialKingdom said:Spongebob Squarepants Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Patrick: HO HO HO!! SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!! Patrick: HO HO HO!!! Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. Patrick: Darn it. That had me dyin the other day. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 2:54pm - xmikex ""] Ace of Cakes Rock of Whores |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 3:08pm - dentalplan ""] xmikex said: Rock of Whores i knew it. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 3:17pm - dreadkill ""] i watched the first 2 seasons of rock of whores and then only watched part of the first episode of this season. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 5:03pm - The_Rooster ""] Friday Night Lights. It's some of the corniest, most mellodramatic, poorly acted shit I've seen, but I can't stop watching it. Also... Top Chef. I legitimately like this show a lot. doesn't hurt that she is the host. And... Project Runway, but only because I'm forced by my GF and her many gay friends to watch it. After enough views, it becomes tollerable |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 5:05pm - dreadkill ""] i've seen some FNL episodes and thought it was pretty good |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 5:11pm - dontlivefastjustdie ""] Good Eats FTW Alton Brown lives in the same place as me. I see him at that Whole Foods every once in a while |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2009 9:31pm - MillenialKingdom ""] sacreligion said: MillenialKingdom said:Spongebob Squarepants Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Patrick: HO HO HO!! SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!! Patrick: HO HO HO!!! Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. Patrick: Darn it. That had me dyin the other day. I can't help but watch it every time I see it on. I've been watching it since it first came out. |