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i just told my boss...

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[Mar 18,2009 1:19pm - ouchdrummer ""]
let me leave early, or your a pussy.

Didn't go over that well.
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[Mar 18,2009 1:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
you're
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[Mar 18,2009 1:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
did you inform him that you would able to complete a barrell roll if necessary?
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[Mar 18,2009 2:02pm - ouchdrummer ""]
yes, i even offered to erase his system32 folder.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Tell him TITS OR GTFO.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:22pm - ouchdrummer ""]
this is serious. I guess he's mad at me because i said it in front of other employees. Which makes me wonder what i could get away with in private.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:24pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde  ""]
RTTP bleeds over into reality with less than positive results

...It's more likely than you think
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[Mar 18,2009 2:24pm - darkwor ""]
maybe if you said "Let me leave early, or YOU'RE a pussy" he wouldn't have cared so much.

-grammarnazi
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[Mar 18,2009 2:25pm - Pires ""]
tell him to lighten up or he's a pussy. And then tell him you got the joke from that blue site you're always on during work hours.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:27pm - ouchdrummer ""]
it's not blue anymore, i have to do text because they hate the "blue" site.

Jon- please refer to the second post of this thread... then GTFO.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:28pm - dreadkill ""]
i yelled out "FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY" at a bruins game recently when some players looked like they were going to get into a scuffle.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:29pm - darkwor ""]

ouchdrummer said:you're


well did you tell him YOUR or YOU'RE?
ok i'll leave now.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:31pm - ouchdrummer ""]
they sound different how?
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[Mar 18,2009 2:39pm - deadlikemurf ""]

dreadkill said:i yelled out "FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY" at a bruins game recently when some players looked like they were going to get into a scuffle.


This is Pro. Also i bet no one even looked at you funny. I love bruins games.
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[Mar 18,2009 2:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Well, didn't you show him the Sarcasm Meter? SM -17
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[Mar 18,2009 2:58pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i don't have a "Live action" version of the SM... although it's a great idea, tell a joke that people don't get and just hold up a cue card saying "SM:8"
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[Mar 18,2009 2:59pm - C.dEAd  ""]
You can all thank me and my brother ninkaszi for the phrase. I think I might have to patent it.

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[Mar 18,2009 2:59pm - the_reverend ""]

ouchdrummer said:they sound different how?
you're confusing the pothead again.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:02pm - ouchdrummer ""]
not confused. Rhetorical.
you're + your = phonetically the same.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:04pm - dreadkill ""]

C.dEAd said:You can all thank me and my brother ninkaszi for the phrase. I think I might have to patent it.




The phrase "FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY?"

I thought largefreakatzero was the original poster of that.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:06pm - Martins ""]
Someone told me I was the original poster but I don't believe it.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Martins, I believe Andy (Largefreak) did originate it, but it went away for a short while until you most likely revived it. This is just what I remember; there may not be truth to it at all, haha.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:12pm - Martins ""]
Well I'm cool with that too. It's not like it hasn't been said before. I'm sure some guido macho douchebag said it to one of his buddies who got into a tiff at a night club on the jersey shore.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
GET INTO A TIFF ON THE JERSEY SHORE WITH A GUIDO OR YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO STARTED SAYING FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
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[Mar 18,2009 3:23pm - Martins ""]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new fad.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:26pm - DARKMAN NLI  ""]

ouchdrummer said:not confused. Rhetorical.
you're + your = phonetically the same.



BAD JOKE, SORRY.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:27pm - C.dEAd  ""]
It's mine, eat shit or you are a pussy!
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[Mar 18,2009 3:44pm - ouchdrummer ""]
PAY 400BUCKS OR YOU DON'T EAT ANY SHIT TONIGHT!
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[Mar 18,2009 3:52pm - C.dEAd  ""]

ouchdrummer said:PAY 400BUCKS OR YOU DON'T EAT ANY SHIT TONIGHT!


EAT $400 OR YOU ARE A EAT SHIT!
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[Mar 18,2009 3:52pm - dreadkill ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Martins, I believe Andy (Largefreak) did originate it, but it went away for a short while until you most likely revived it. This is just what I remember; there may not be truth to it at all, haha.


largefreak said it first, w3 quoted it a bunch of times in threads and made it an rttp phenomenon, it went away for a while, then i started saying it constantly, bringing it back into popularity and overkilling it.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:52pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i think only Jon will get that last statement of mine. But for the rest of you, it's about actually eating shit.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:53pm - ouchdrummer ""]
eating $400 would suck too.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:53pm - dreadkill ""]
the best usage of the phrase was the david the gnome or you're a pussy picture.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:54pm - ouchdrummer ""]
picture perfect pussy.
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[Mar 18,2009 3:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I GET IT!
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[Mar 18,2009 4:01pm - C.dEAd  ""]
Yup, Large Freak did coin it. My bad.


COPYRIGHT IT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!
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[Mar 18,2009 4:02pm - DYA NLI  ""]
SM OR YOU'RE A GNOME PUSSY - SM OVER 9000
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[Mar 18,2009 4:03pm - ouchdrummer ""]
wow
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[Mar 18,2009 4:07pm - the_reverend ""]
looks like this didn't work for you cause you are still at work. homes.
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[Mar 18,2009 4:18pm - ouchdrummer ""]
rev, you are correct sir.
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[Mar 18,2009 4:19pm - LargeLawyer@Zero  ""]
Speaking on behalf of my client Big Andy (aka Largefreakatzero), the phrase "FIGHT ___ OR YOU ARE A PUSSY" is officially owned by my client. It may be used, abused or rearranged, but this right may be forcibly removed (with much prejudice) by my client if he is in a bad mood (which is usually). The only thing larger than my client's muscles is my jewish ego in the courtroom, so I will not hesitate to SUE YOUR ASS OR I AM A PUSSY.
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[Mar 18,2009 4:20pm - RustyPS ""]
HAHAHAHA
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[Mar 18,2009 4:20pm - largefreakatzero ""]
This is what I pay him for.


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