FUCK WHATEVER LAME SHIT YOU'RE DOING ON FRIDAY AND COME DRINK BEVERAGES 'CAUSE I'M OLD (BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS NOT ON RELAPSE CONTENT)
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[Mar 19,2009 4:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
The show at Jimmy's got cancelled anyway, and I'm fucking 30, and that folder of horse porn isn't going anywhere. IF YOU ARE NOT SUPAH LAME (LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE DANZIG OR SOMETHING) AND YOU CAN GET TO HOPEDALE, MASS TOMORROW NIGHT, COME DRINK. Or eat Oreos or whatever you straightedge types do. Play video games or something. PAHTY AT MY PLACE. PM for details, plz. BONUS POINTS IF YOU RIDE HERE ON KEN SUSI'S HORSE
DYOLD
:duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::nuke:
[Mar 19,2009 4:23pm - the_reverend ""]
DYL
[Mar 19,2009 4:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
where is Hopelessdale?
[Mar 19,2009 4:25pm - largefreakatzero ""]
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navcl...oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image
[Mar 19,2009 4:26pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Apparently in the middle of nowhere.
[Mar 19,2009 4:28pm - DYA NLI ""]
YEAH I INVITED RTTP TO A PARTY, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
[Mar 19,2009 4:29pm - the_reverend ""]
I used to drive to franklin and then hudson for a booty call.
[Mar 19,2009 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
...but now its old and boring
[Mar 19,2009 4:39pm - the_reverend ""]
no, it moved to the right side of the bed. Of course now, it's current 5 minute drive.
[Mar 19,2009 4:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
you missed my mcgunk reference
[Mar 19,2009 4:50pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i went to highschool in Franklin. FTW!! Hey DYA, is Darkwar (the whole band) coming? I think jon would bring me.
[Mar 19,2009 4:51pm - the_reverend ""]
no, I caught the mcgunk reference... I just didn't want to catch the back hand reference later on.
[Mar 19,2009 4:54pm - brian_dc ""]
I inexplicably lived in Franklin for 2 years up until last August.
[Mar 19,2009 4:55pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Is that skatepark still in Bellingham? That bowl used to be pretty fun.
[Mar 19,2009 5:01pm - DYA NLI ""]
Jim: They should be, yeah, and if Jon doesn't bring you we're replacing him with Todd, I SWEAR TO DANZIG.
[Mar 19,2009 5:02pm - DYA NLI ""]
Update: Jon just texted me to ask if blacks are allowed. LOL
[Mar 19,2009 5:08pm - the_reverend ""]
and
?
[Mar 19,2009 5:10pm - DYA NLI ""]
Rev, you're like high yellow at best. No worries.
[Mar 19,2009 5:12pm - DYA NLI ""]
LgAndy@0: 8-Ball? Yeah, no. They used to have shows there, back in the day. Overcast and the Bosstones played relatively early shows there.
[Mar 19,2009 5:15pm - DYA NLI ""]
Which I remember because OH GOD I'M FUCKING OLD. LOL
[Mar 19,2009 5:16pm - reimroc ""]
sounds like a good time to be had by all
[Mar 19,2009 11:41pm - DYA NLI ""]
News update: Looks like there will be an extra special tasty Darkwor party preview thingy - Super psyched to hear how this crap actually sounds.
[Mar 19,2009 11:49pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
PROOF OF HORSE PORN OR YOU'RE A PUSSY
[Mar 19,2009 11:52pm - sever ""]
Horse porn as in... horses fucking? Or horses fucking you?
[Mar 19,2009 11:55pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
Horse porn as in DYA proving he has some.
[Mar 20,2009 12:15am - sever ""]
haha that was aimed towards DYA.
[Mar 20,2009 12:18am - MillenialKingdom ""]
Oh, haha.
Regardless, I WANT PROOFS!
[Mar 20,2009 12:32am - DYA NLI ""]
LOL - I was just referring to the folder that I assume the average RTTP user would spend their Friday might browsing instead of coming to this party.
[Mar 20,2009 12:34am - DYA NLI ""]
My personal horse porn inventory is small but wiry. Will you take party-goer eyewitnesses, or should I arrange for screenshots?
[Mar 20,2009 12:35am - sever ""]
Screenshots. I'll be out of state until mid week. :(
[Mar 20,2009 3:16am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'll see what I can arrange.
[Mar 20,2009 3:39am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 20,2009 8:32am - xmikex ""]
I'm coming over to play pin the splooge on the horse porn.
[Mar 20,2009 8:57am - darkwor ""]
Bump for blaspheming party justice, Jim gimme a call when you can so I can pull the trigger on this hotel.
[Mar 20,2009 9:04am - DYA NLI ""]
I talked to the girl with 3 boobs and she's totally gonna be there.
[Mar 20,2009 9:05am - DYA NLI ""]
Also HAHA JON USES TRIGGERS
[Mar 20,2009 9:10am - josh_hates_you ""]
strippers or you are a pussy.
[Mar 20,2009 9:12am - largefreakatzero ""]
DYA%20NLI said:LgAndy@0: 8-Ball? Yeah, no. They used to have shows there, back in the day. Overcast and the Bosstones played relatively early shows there.
For a second there I thought you were asking me to bring an 8-Ball to your party (not a bad idea, by the way). Yes, that was the name of the park -- I remember hearing they did shows there, but I just went to skate the bowl (this was before I was 250lbs).
[Mar 20,2009 10:43am - ouchdrummer ""]
i went to an overcast show there. Do people want 8ballzzz at this party? Seriously?
[Mar 20,2009 10:51am - DYA NLI ""]
Probably no, my friends are destructive enough already. WEED PARTY, SON
[Mar 20,2009 10:57am - reimroc ""]
wacky tobaccy
[Mar 20,2009 11:25am - W3 @ work ""]
oh hai can i brzzzzzzing sum pcp tooooo yo pawty gawy
[Mar 20,2009 11:34am - DYA NLI ""]
Yeah I didn't like my furniture anyway, in nuts. LAWL
[Mar 20,2009 11:36am - DYA NLI ""]
NLI right now, I'll respond to PMs at lunch and before I leave work.
[Mar 20,2009 11:37am - ouchdrummer ""]
Probably ok then. I will bring weed fo the weed party. I was just trying to make some dough son, i don't do that shit anymore.
[Mar 20,2009 11:49am - DYA NLI ""]
Shame, too, we have a giant bathroom. LOL
[Mar 20,2009 11:49am - DYA NLI ""]
I KEED, I KEED
[Mar 20,2009 11:51am - arilliusbm ""]
coming out of retirement again to firstly say happy 30th, and as previously discussed via phone and/or your mass text message yesterday afternoon, I cannot make this party to due prior plans with my son.
have fun, don't party too hard.
[Mar 20,2009 11:53am - largefreakatzero ""]
Is Seth going?
[Mar 20,2009 11:54am - arilliusbm ""]
PS: cameo is slightly possible
[Mar 20,2009 11:54am - W3 @ work ""]
largefreakatzero said:Is Seth going?
WITH A GRAB BAG FROM RELAPSE FULL CENTURY MEDIA RAZOR SCOOTERS
[Mar 20,2009 11:55am - arilliusbm ""]
That would be interesting. Settling these "issues" over a beer is moar likely than you think.
[Mar 20,2009 11:57am - arilliusbm ""]
But now I'm disappinted in you Steve and Jim for a.) not updating me on the nerdery on Sunday and b.) not returning my call on wedesnday. fuckheads.
[Mar 20,2009 12:01pm - DYA NLI ""]
Hasn't happened yet, dude - one Friday or Saturday real soon.
[Mar 20,2009 12:03pm - reimroc ""]
so what time does the shenanegans start?
[Mar 20,2009 12:07pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Fuck, I totally want to be there bearing succulent bissk and copious sour diesels, but my grab bag has been licensed from Resistance Records for territories outside of Niger.
[Mar 20,2009 12:08pm - goatcatalyst ""]
PS: happy birthday dude
[Mar 20,2009 12:10pm - DYA NLI ""]
I figure with most folks getting out of work and such, people will start wandering in for 8 or 9, but there's always an early nerd or two. Whatever's good.
[Mar 20,2009 12:12pm - reimroc ""]
we can't be metal without some stella artois. off to stateline in brookline, nh for a box of the good stuff.
[Mar 20,2009 12:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
stella for the win
[Mar 20,2009 12:16pm - DYA NLI ""]
GC: TX DOOD (PS: I have tasty ear treats for you to enjoy, soon.)
[Mar 20,2009 12:17pm - largefreakatzero ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:stella for the win off the tap
*Fix'd (green bottles are always a gamble -- sometimes a good one, sometimes not so good)
[Mar 20,2009 12:18pm - reimroc ""]
you talking to me?
[Mar 20,2009 12:24pm - W3 @ work ""]
reimroc said:you talking to me?
W3%20nli said:This sale DOES NOT APPLY to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records.
[Mar 20,2009 12:24pm - reimroc ""]
so no century media gift bags at this event?
[Mar 20,2009 12:25pm - W3 @ work ""]
only if filled with razor scooters
[Mar 20,2009 12:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
actually for some reason i prefer stella out of the bottle. its the same with sam winter. it is what is
[Mar 20,2009 12:27pm - reimroc ""]
and dubya that question was towards DYA btw kk
[Mar 20,2009 12:31pm - DYA NLI ""]
Wait, what? DAMN YOU NO-QUOTING PHONE POSTS. Stuff starts around 8. Ish.
[Mar 20,2009 12:33pm - reimroc ""]
DYA%20NLI said:GC: TX DOOD (PS: I have tasty ear treats for you to enjoy, soon.)
reimroc said:you talking to me?
DYA%20NLI said:Wait, what? DAMN YOU NO-QUOTING PHONE POSTS. Stuff starts around 8. Ish.
^there are your quotes
[Mar 20,2009 12:35pm - W3 @ work ""]
well fuck your face Bub
[Mar 20,2009 12:35pm - reimroc ""]
well that was mean you meanie
[Mar 20,2009 12:38pm - W3 @ work ""]
hey shut up
[Mar 20,2009 12:39pm - DYA NLI ""]
OH. GC is GoatCatalyst, but said tasty ear treats will be on way too many repeats tonight, no worries.
[Mar 20,2009 12:40pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Don't you make me pull this car over!
[Mar 20,2009 12:42pm - W3 @ work ""]
he started it, and GC whats your email i gots a question for yous
[Mar 20,2009 12:43pm - DYA NLI ""]
I'LL TURN THIS THREAD RIGHT AROUND DAMMIT
[Mar 20,2009 12:50pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Tilheavencapitulates@gmail.nigger
[Mar 20,2009 12:51pm - RustyPS ""]
ZOMG TRIPTIT
[Mar 20,2009 12:51pm - goatcatalyst ""]
I'm eager to hear these eartreats. Are they anything like assdrugs?
[Mar 20,2009 1:09pm - pundhammer ""]
this is going to suck why dont you guys just do a mass suicide yiou terds.
[Mar 20,2009 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
That's after cake and ice cream. DIDN'T YOU READ THE ITINERARY I SENT YOU?!?
[Mar 20,2009 1:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
goatcatalyst said:I'm eager to hear these eartreats. Are they anything like assdrugs?
In that it resembles sexual practices of Mick Fleetwood and Stevie Nicks, yes. Very much the same.
[Mar 20,2009 1:28pm - aril ""]
Shall I make a guest cameo appearance with Conservationist?
[Mar 20,2009 1:29pm - xmikex ""]
I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.
[Mar 20,2009 1:31pm - W3 @ work ""]
LOL
[Mar 20,2009 1:32pm - RichHorror ""]
I'll come to this if you relocate it to my living room and also I don't have to talk to anybody.
[Mar 20,2009 1:33pm - aril ""]
IF their laptops can run Dwarf Fortress.
[Mar 20,2009 1:37pm - RustyPS NLI ""]
xmikex said:I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B?
[Mar 20,2009 1:43pm - W3 @ work ""]
im hoping for livingroom circle pits, fighting the trashcan in the kitchen and vomiting on his moms bed with or without the folks in it.
[Mar 20,2009 1:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RustyPS%20NLI said:
xmikex said:I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B?
Hahahahaa....
Y'know, this is so close to the truth it's not even funny. I've been chuckling to myself over the last few weeks about the particular blend of punks, metalheads and gamers that end up at our parties. I can't 100% guarantee that a D&D game won't spontaneously break out admidst the smashing shit and screaming. LOL
I can, however, guarantee that my party wrestling career is sidelined due to injury. At our housewarming party, it was unanimously decided that it was very important we find out whether I or my boy Brandon would win in a laundry room match. I was drunk enough to think this was a good idea, forgetting that a) I'm (at the time) almost 30, and have already destroyed my body, and that b) Brandon is maybe 23, 24 and fresh out of basic training. (Edit: Wait, no, it was AIT.) I put him through the wall with a pretty slick hip toss, but he ended up getting me in an armbar and pulling the fucker out of the socket before I decided it was maybe time to tap.
W3%20@%20work said:im hoping for livingroom circle pits...
That was the kitchen, thank you very much, and only after my girlfriend broke up the "STEVE HATES HIS NEIGHBORS" floor-stomping chant I had going in the spare room. I blame the The Shit kids, 'cause they're not in a position to deny anything. (Katie made the mistake of leaving me and a bottle of Jameson in charge while she left to go pick somebody up. When she came back, McCarthy was lighting the bulletin board on fire, I was laughing my ass off on the floor, and the bottle had mysteriously disappeared.)
[Mar 20,2009 1:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
aril said:Shall I make a guest cameo appearance with Conservationist?
SKYPE, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? LOL
[Mar 20,2009 1:57pm - goatcatalyst ""]
A man should have fireworks for his 30th. Sometimes, indoors.
Just sayin.
[Mar 20,2009 2:05pm - W3 @ work ""]
OH HEY I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME FIREWORKS FROM OHIO
[Mar 20,2009 2:07pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Looks like the will of Allah...
[Mar 20,2009 4:54pm - DYA NLI ""]
IT NEEDS TO BE 5 O'CLOCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
[Mar 20,2009 5:02pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
ONE HOUR AWAY + 3 TOLLS + LOW ON GAS = SORRY DUDE, HAPPY B DAY ANYWAY
[Mar 20,2009 5:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
HEY MY WISH CAME TRUE
[Mar 20,2009 5:59pm - succubus ""]
happy birthday!!!
yer young!
a good friend of mine lives in hopedale! i used to work in hopkinton
[Mar 20,2009 6:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Danke.
[Mar 20,2009 6:20pm - reimroc ""]
i want to drink this stella artois but i keep reminding myself its not just for me.
[Mar 20,2009 6:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
We have like a thousand jello shots if that helps. Everclear is teh yum.
[Mar 20,2009 6:26pm - reimroc ""]
i like jello
and shots
so does that mean i like jello shots?
[Mar 20,2009 6:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
it's official, no cameo tonight. too many responsibilities this weekend. too bad it's not next weekend. have fun ya'll.
[Mar 20,2009 6:39pm - g nli ""]
gay
[Mar 20,2009 6:46pm - W3 nli ""]
sux i have no ride
[Mar 20,2009 7:02pm - g nli ""]
where you at dubya?
[Mar 20,2009 7:34pm - reimroc ""]
i shall depart on the great journey to.....hopedale
[Mar 20,2009 7:36pm - W3 nli ""]
g%20nli said:where you at dubya?
natick
[Mar 20,2009 7:58pm - quintessence ""]
Might be at this tonight if I can sort out my life this evening....
[Mar 20,2009 9:07pm - Blue ""]
leaving to pick jim up, then ill be in ur house, wiggerizing ur party
[Mar 20,2009 9:11pm - RustyPS ""]
wiggerizing.....OR WIGGER-SIZING?!?!?
[Mar 20,2009 9:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
[Mar 20,2009 1:29pm - xmikex]
I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.
I think this will be very fun. At least for me.
[Mar 20,2009 9:25pm - ouchdrummer ""]
we have to stop to refill, then we'll be out there @10:30 i would say.
[Mar 20,2009 9:41pm - narkybark ""]
still at work... maybe out soon.
[Mar 20,2009 9:42pm - JimboNLIand leaving for strange RTTP party. ""]
arilliusbm said:But now I'm disappinted in you Steve and Jim for a.) not updating me on the nerdery on Sunday and b.) not returning my call on wedesnday. fuckheads.
Come on Jim, you wanted to make plans UNTIL 7, and i didn't get the message till 8. YTF man? And don't whine on the interwebz, it's lame.
[Mar 21,2009 12:28am - arilliusbm ""]
JimboNLIand%20leaving%20for%20strange%20RTTP%20party. said:
Come on Jim, you wanted to make plans UNTIL 7, and i didn't get the message till 8. YTF man? And don't whine on the interwebz, it's lame.
'twas joking sir.
[Mar 21,2009 12:54am - MillenialKingdom ""]
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[Mar 21,2009 8:52am - ouchdrummer ""]
ha, the party was a good time. I was tripping all night.
[Mar 21,2009 2:05pm - reimroc ""]
how i made it home safely is beyond me.
steve is a great dude. awesome party. whoever didn't show up is dumb.
[Mar 21,2009 3:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Those are all actual shots from last night.
You guys all rule, party was awesome, I successfully smoked too much weed (as was my intention), and somehow nothing significant got broken. People apparently really wanted me to throw up, since folks decided to bring me multiple bottles of scotch and Jager to top it off. They were successful as well. AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB
[Mar 21,2009 4:55pm - SkinSandwich ""]
was there masturbation and cheese?
[Mar 21,2009 5:04pm - reimroc ""]
SkinSandwich said:was there masturbation and cheese?
no but i had some bats in the cave that steve pointed out. great first impression by me huh? lol