going away for a while...[views:1578][posts:12]__________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:33pm - succubus ""] some funny away messages from people on my buddy list Away Message: Lick the shit off your brother's dick from your sister's ass!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Away Message: away: I am the low point in your sine wave! Profile: You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her. Spank her well, and after you've spanked her you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me. Yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking... the oral sex!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Away Message: Myself (and my computer) are at Coup D'etat - IM me if you need me, i'll be here a lot. Profile: the light from the sun reaches earth in 8 minutes build a rap metal rock, put Grand Buffet in it set the target at heaven, let the rocket blast. may our death come quick, when we smash into God's ass. -Grand Buffet ~~~~~~~~~~~ Away Message: packing for chicago !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Away Message: Over at the Crazies. Profile: Leno said it best: "George W. Bush has created more gay marriages than jobs during his tenure as president of the United States....." there's always a siren singing in a shipwreck. www.defyunlearn.com The Apprentice is on...... "They shouldn't worry about the boob on TV, they should worry about the boob in the White House" ~Tito on the FCC. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:09pm - retzam ""] How about this one: PEOPLE That is all it says. |
____________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""] "You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her. Spank her well, and after you've spanked her you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me. Yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking... the oral sex!!" does this turn anyone else on? or am i alone? |
_________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 10:37pm - retzam ""] Am I the only one who knows what movie that is from? |
___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 11:45pm - Kalopsia ""] monty python and the holy grail, and yes, it turns me on too. to have a room full of hot young nuns saying that to u is truly heaven |
_______________________________________ [Mar 13,2004 1:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] I FEEL ABUSED NOW!! |
____________________________________ [Mar 13,2004 4:15pm - handinjury ""] MyDeadDoll said:"You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her. Spank her well, and after you've spanked her you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me. Yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking... the oral sex!!" does this turn anyone else on? or am i alone? This sounds like a grand all time. Im up for it. |
__________________________________ [Mar 13,2004 4:17pm - succubus ""] hmm someone from this board has this: having wet dreams of you. wooooooooooooooo |
______________________________________ [Mar 13,2004 9:15pm - swamplorddvm ""] Thats mine hahaha......meh |
____________________________________ [Mar 15,2004 2:44am - MyDeadDoll ""] now i need something more attention grabbing... |
______________________________________ [Mar 15,2004 2:46am - swamplorddvm ""] Uh... Ok. |
____________________________________ [Mar 15,2004 2:47am - MyDeadDoll ""] i'll come up with a good naughty-ish away message... and you will all envy my creativity... |
__________________________________ [Mar 15,2004 7:30am - succubus ""] Away Message: i'm getting my beauty sleep, so leave a message... but who knows when i'll be awake.... Profile: Was it meant to be this way? I am alive but always falling The scars in me will never heal an overdoes of nothingness i'm running out of dreams to dream |