HOOKER DIDN'T LOVE SHAMWOW GUYS NUTS[views:5426][posts:29]____________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] [img] ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:16pm - narkybark ""] I can't help but wonder, when he blows a load, does he wipe it up with a shamwow? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:17pm - RustyPS ""] narkybark said:I can't help but wonder, when he blows a load, does he wipe it up with a shamwow?honestly, inquiring minds want to know |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:20pm - hotpocket pete ""] sham WHATTHEFUCK!? hahahahah! |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] that bitch got SlamWowed |
| _______________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:28pm - Murph ""] I wonder if a ShamWow could wipe that goofy look off his bitten face. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ha ya he's all busey'ed up |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] FuckIsMySignature said:that bitch got SlamWowed Haha, DAMMIT I was going to use that joke. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:53pm - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:that bitch got SlamWowedyea, she musta got slapped AND chopped |
| _______________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:55pm - Murph ""] Little known fact: Vince Shlomi created "The Underground Comedy Movie" from the late 90s. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 7:18pm - the_reverend ""] runner up for thread of the day. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 7:21pm - RustyPS ""] the_reverend said:runner up for thread of the day.who's "DA VINNAR?" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 9:48pm - reimroc ""] i think the ulty confession thread may have some competition here.... |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:32am - orgymaggotfeast ""] never see Billy Mays in shit like this. The OxyClean pimp knows how to take care of a ho. YOU IS A BITCH SHLOMI! |
| _______________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:58am - Lamp ""] narkybark said:I can't help but wonder, when he blows a load, does he wipe it up with a shamwow? I have to wonder if he told the girl "Because you know we can't do this all day..." |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:59am - RichHorror ""] u know teh germans has good raep |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 2:43am - narkybark ""] The best part about this is, now when you see the commercial when he's punching the towel you can imagine it being some toothless whore's face |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 9:04am - orgymaggotfeast ""] narkybark said:The best part about this is, now when you see the commercial when he's punching the towel you can imagine it being some toothless whore's face HAHAHA!!!! narky just made thread moar epic for teh win! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 29,2009 4:18pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Mar 29,2009 4:21pm - pam ""] HAHAHAHAH |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 29,2009 4:51pm - i_am_not_me ""] 'ya following me camera guy? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 29,2009 5:50pm - xmikex ""] $1,000 for sex??? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:52am - RustyPS ""] Anyone see the hookers mugshot? [img] POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSA |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:03am - W3 @ work ""] eh I'd give her a 5 spot to jiggle my nuts |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:16am - xmikex ""] One thousand American dollars to have sex with that girl?? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:25am - the_reverend ""] I keep thinking this is about matt hooker. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:28am - largefreakatzero ""] RichHorror said:[img] I can't stop laughing about this. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:38am - W3 @ work ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 10,2009 10:01am - the_reverend ""] http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html more pictures. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] wow, they really beat the shit out of each other. i would love to see a video of that. |