Getting rear ended by an 18 wheeler on the way to work dissapreciation[views:14047][posts:124]____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] traffic was stopped. he decided he'd like to keep traveling 40mph. Got nailed and pushed into 4 other cars. My truck looks like a mini cooper now. I lost a tooth. And my new laptop was in the seat behind me. It's now folded in half. I've cheated death again. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:56am - aril on the commuter rail ""] shit man. that sucks.. which road was this? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] 93n getting onto 95. Traffic always backs up there. Truck guy wasn't paying attention. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:01am - largefreakatzero ""] That is fucking shitty. Hold your liver ann say "OW--MY LIVER, MY LIVER", sue, take a couple years off, and buy a house in NH or ME. You'll fit right in up here now that you are missing a tooth. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:01am - W3 @ work ""] gaaaaaaaaaaadamn |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:02am - the_reverend ""] get me pain killers. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:02am - W3 @ work ""] the_reverend said:get me pain killers. You're Not Rich Horror |
| ________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:07am - xmikex ""] [QUOTE="menstrual_sweatpants_disco:909649" I've cheated death again. Holla! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahhaa |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:13am - DYA NLI ""] ITT: MSD gets rear ended by an 18 incher |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] mmmmmmmm |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:17am - dreadkill ""] that sucks, mike. sorry to hear it. i hope the trucker lands on a cock. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:19am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha thanks dude. I want my fucking tooth back! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:19am - brian_dc ""] goddammit... I hate 18 wheelers. One hit me a couple of months ago. My little bitch Civic defied science and got out with just a scratch. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:20am - dreadkill ""] can you get it reattached? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Wow. My explorer is fucked. There's no rear cargo area anymore. And the front was caved in up to the front axel. I'll have to post pics later. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] And I don't knowm How does that shit with teeth work. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:23am - largefreakatzero ""] You now have summer teeth -- summer there, summer missing. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] oops. that was supposed to be a question. Can they reattach that shit? I figured I was headed for fake tooth land. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] And it's still pretty awesome that an airbag can rip teeth out of your fucking face. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:31am - DYA NLI ""] I can't bite my nails anymore from a sweet drunk (not me) driving / telephone incident - the cutting edges of my front incisors are all fuxxorzed. SHIT'S WEAK. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:31am - W3 @ work ""] maybe you'll get a toof in your Century Media grab bag |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:32am - Martins ""] That sucks man but I'm glad to hear you're alright. I'm curious to see what a folded laptop looks like. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:56am - the_reverend ""] maybe the tooth is still in your car? I'm sure you could find it if you looked long and hard enough. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:15am - xmikex ""] Wooden teeth FTW |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:16am - W3 @ work ""] xmikex said:Wooden teeth FTW I hear those are all the rage |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:26am - dreadkill ""] if it's good enough for president washington, it's good enough for me |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:50am - DYA NLI ""] I would move to any country that MSD was the father of. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:57am - dreadkill ""] we should all get a loft on pizzmookle st. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaha also, just got 7 stitches in my lip. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:04am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:06am - DYA NLI ""] YyyeeeEEEEEEESSSsssss! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:08am - DYA NLI ""] The Continental Congress of Basementrapelandia, right there. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:11am - glad-U-R-ok ""] damn...happy to see you posting and that you're ok. Do me a favor and tell me what trucking company he was with? even his last name. ~carina |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 12:44pm - narkybark ""] You seem more chipper than I would about the whole thing. If that happened to me (and it has, just not by an 18-wheeler) I'd be livid for at least a month. Although I suppose the side view of an airbag removing teeth would actually be pretty funny in slow motion. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 31,2009 12:52pm - Yeti ""] i can picture MSD flailing around like the Truck Dismount guy. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 12:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahha. whatever. I'm not going to work today and tomorrrow and I get a new truck for free. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 12:59pm - RichHorror ""] This happened to me too but I just walked away unscathed because I'm a champion. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:01pm - BSV ""] hope you feel okay dude. enjoy your painkillers! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I flipped and totalled my truck 2 years ago (that one WAS my fault.. I fell asleep, hit a pole, and rolled over). I walked away from that one unscathed. Just had a soar thumb. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I got NO painkillers. That hospital sucked. They forgot to take my heart monitor patches off too. I took em off myself when I was getting changed. It was like that scene in the 40 year old virgin when he was getting waxed. I now have 2 hairless circles on my cheast. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:14pm - narkybark ""] good spot to put my knees. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:20pm - goatcatalyst ""] glad you're ok, mike. that's some shit. get an iron sheik of a lawyer who will fuck truck guy's ass. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:21pm - DYA NLI ""] TRUCK DISMOUNT - HOLY FUCK YES |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:23pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ski stunt simulator ftw |
| ________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:33pm - xmikex ""] I call this meeting of the "Some Numbnuts Wrecked My Car So FTW" Club to order... [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:38pm - Dave_Maggot ""] the final destination is after composted |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Ijust found my fucking tooth in my cup holder. whole tooth down to the root. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:40pm - dreadkill ""] i had my truck wrecked back in 1997 because some retard ran a stop sign right in front of me and i couldn't stop. after i hit him, he drove across the street and plowed through a fence. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im glad to hear youre ok man. i was wondering about that picture you sent me this morning. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks duder. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:11pm - DYA NLI ""] MSD: Toothholder for teh win? Also: I keep coming back to this thread just for the picture of Mac and Dennis as British fops. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:23pm - glad-U-R-ok ""] MSD, check her yahoo email carina |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:55pm - the_reverend ""] pictures or it didn't happen. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I have pics to post later. I 'm going to the dentist in a couple hours and probably a specialist tomorrow. My black and blue eyes are starting to show now. Carina: I'll check a lil later when I get back to a 'puter. I don't know the name of the trucking company, but I think the state police have all the info. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 3:36pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm sure you can find a new tooth that's NOT on Relapse Records. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i think you gotta put the tooth in milk |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I called tooth transplants sometimes work if you get there in the first hour. You get a 60% chance. I got toothy like 4 hours later. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""] do the milk thing, i saw it on sesame st |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I cannot believe this joke hasn't been used in this thread...I'm disappointed in you, RTTP... DENTAL PLAN |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - moenli ""] Some south american dude with no license who couldnt speak english hit me almost two months ago coming out of a gated community. Since it was just a neighborhood intersection, i didnt think the damage was that bad until i got out and looked a it. The wheel was crooked and smashed up into the wheel well. Almost $6K in damage. Still waiting on my deductible and now my driver side wheel makes all sorts of sweet noises. Its awesome owning a car that's now probably worth about 1/2 of what I still own on it. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - narkybark ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:26pm - ouchdrummer ""] well mr. disco, no painkillers you say? Gimme a holla, alright daddy? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] thanks dudes! Also.. LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:12pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DENTAL PLAN |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:13pm - narkybark ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:15pm - DYA NLI ""] Sorry Mr. Fucking, I DP'd W3's Chelsea Clinton thread before I saw this one, didn't want to repeat myself. HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] At the dentist now. woooo! I think I see the specialist tomorrow. I ache all over. I feel like I got hit by a tractor trailer. ....oh wait. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:02pm - narkybark ""] You know you want to. [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAHAHAAHAHA GET A FUCKING GRILL OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!! Steve, you can just say DENTAL PLAN, or fellate me, whichever. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Getting a temporay ghetto fake tooth until I heal enough for the specialist to put a titanium screw into my skull. I have a slight fracture. I can feel it through my bloody gums. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 7:56pm - Dankill ""] DENTAL PLAN! Seriously though, glad to hear you're ok. If you can, FUCK THIS GUY FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU CAN! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] msd in the middle of a man-train? it's more likely than you think. like everyone else said, fuck this dude for every cent. go on disability at work and fill your ivory back scratcher fund for a few years off this. he's probably union and will be back on the road monday. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:17pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i agree, sue the fuck out of him until he can no longer afford meth and hookers |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:06am - DJ DEATH ""] I hope he has no insurance (18 wheeler dude) so i can call him everday and make his life a miserable hell. (im a subrogationist)... Sorry to hear for your loss mike, thats fucking gay. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 4:13am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Rear ending someone on an exit ramp? I blame Sully Erna. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] APRIL FOOLS. THERE WAS NO ACCIDENT!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLZ |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:09pm - locked out ouchdrummer ""] your a dick, i said prayers for you for hours last night. |
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| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I don't have time to figure out when I'm posting anonymous or not asdlfjasodfjaisdjfiasdjfiasjdfiasjdfijasidfjaisdjfiasdfj. Fuck you april fools rttp. I'll post later. I have to go to my PCP. |
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| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Laptop is 3 months old. Fuckers... It was in the seat behind me in a laptop case. I guess that's what happens when a crushed 3rd row of seats starts crushing another. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:20pm - DYA NLI ""] ITT: MSD'S TOOTH IS HEALED BY THE POWAR OF SEASONAL COMEDY |
| __________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:21pm - ""] LOL @ MSD's hockey tooth |
| _______________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:22pm - xmikex ""] That last post was me. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Hockey tooth FTW |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - largefreakatzero ""] Holy shit, your ride got fucking worked! Not to mention the tooth. Like I said before, you would totally fit in up north now! |
| __________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:32pm - ""] I get a temporary fake on Tuesday. Until then, my name's billybob from Maine. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That was me. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:36pm - troll reverend ""] what I'm imagining is probably far more epic than the trooth. Maximum overdrive n shit. car+lappy+medical+pain and suffering = ??? They will give you (I'm guess) probably $8-10K for the injuries and then nickel/dime you over the depreciated values of the other things. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:38pm - joey umbrella ""] awesome accident! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:49pm - Murph ""] MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 3:15pm - deathchicknli ""] good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 3:52pm - C.dEad ""] deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time. No shit, then they would look like his laptop. Good to hear you are alright. I hope it ain't the Holladaddy karma coming down on you. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 4:16pm - locked out ouchdrummer ""] fuck karma. |
| _______________________________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 5:45pm - Nightbringer Morningstar, Sodomizer of Christ ""] Was the 18-wheeler wearing a backward cap and hoodie? |
| ____________________________ [Apr 1,2009 5:55pm - pam ""] Holy shit, Mike. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 6:02pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] pull a Candira and get millions from that trucking company. glad to see you made it out in one piece. well, except for the tooth, i'm sorry about that. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 6:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That truck was just tryina HOLLA at a brotha. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 7:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks dudes. deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time. I know. Anybody in the way way back (3rd row that folds down for cargo space) would have been dead for sure. Anybody in the seats behind me would have had legs/back broken for sure at the very least. Murph said:MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS I'm down. Know any good sign makers? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 7:13pm - the_reverend ""] FREE CANDY? I thought you gave up on kids to go with girls. rumor mill's a bitch. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 7:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 10:56pm - dertoxia ""] is that an Acer 1737? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2009 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I could have sworn I typed out a reply to this but... The laptop is some cheap ($700) HP. I basically saw the cheapest thing I could find that had a 17" screen and WXGA+ screen (1440x900). Originally I wanted a laptop that could do XP, but that quickly went out the Window. I said fuck it and went Vista. I was recently wishing I had something with builtin bluetooth so I could use a bluetooth mouse with it... but I just looked at all the bluetooth mice and they blow. I with they made a BT version of my Logitech mx518 gaming mouse. Thing's awesome. Tons of extra little programmable buttons. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 2,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""] wow man, that's a serious wreck. glad you're alright, Ford builds a solid vehicle. fuck the haters. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2009 10:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] They really do. I had another Explorer 2 years ago. Liked it a lot (maybe I didn't have it long enough to see it fall apart?) but I ended up hitting a poll, rolling it and I walking away with a sprained thumb and a small red mark from the seat belt on my shoulder. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 6,2009 2:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just got the stitches out. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 7,2009 9:11pm - Melba_Toast ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns. Fuck yeah I am. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2009 10:43pm - dreadkill ""] hahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 7,2009 11:18pm - Hungtableed ""] hahahahaha hockey tooth! Fucking hilarious... |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Melba_Toast said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns. Fuck yeah I am. mmmm. I can only ejaculate if I'm cutting up babies. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 1:48pm - Melba_Toast ""] Done and done. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 20,2009 11:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I needs me a bone graft to fix the chunk of my jaw that's fucked up before they can put a dental implant in. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 11:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Finally got a SEMI-permanent tooth today. Have to go back in 1 month to see if my gums recede around the new implant abutment they put in, then they'll pop in the permanent dealy. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 11:53am - arilliusbm ""] impossible. 18 Wheelers weren't invented until last month. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 11:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Scott Baio invented them in world war I you fool. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 12:50pm - ouchdrummer ""] Scott Baio invented the 69 position. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 12:55pm - the_reverend ""] the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 1:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] the_reverend said:the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers. THIS should be on the back of a t-shirt. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2010 1:07pm - the_reverend ""] funny that you mentionedd that... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 10:44am - reimroc ""] bump for immortal hockey tooth |