Penguins Nipples In Mustard[views:2390][posts:22]______________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 2:22pm - SPACECADAVER ""] OOOOOOH YEAH |
| _________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 3:07pm - DYA NLI ""] back'd |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:04pm - Grointhroat ""] My, this sounds like a wonderful dish! Please share the recipe! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ..................wut. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Dyslexic oyster bagels in my ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:21pm - Grointhroat ""] I heard you have to marinate the nipples in the mustard for just the right amount of time or else they end up too leathery. Please. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:26pm - brian_dc ""] Girl you're in the kitchen Cooking me a meal Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel Walk around in your t-shirt Nothing else on Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed How would you like it, baby (How would you like that?) Tell me right now pretty baby Hey man, I'm gon call you back Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes Tickling and teasing Doing that little dance Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain [Chorus 2x] Girl I'm ready to toss your salad While I'm making love,I'll be feasting Girl you're in the kitchen Sweating up a storm The oven's on 500 So you know the kitchen's warm Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind Cause here we are still in this kitchen Doing it for the third time [Chorus (fades out)] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 2:31pm - Grointhroat ""] I'd toss Rachael Ray's salad. But that's beside the point. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 4:53pm - imperial slar destroyer ""] what the hellcorpse |
| ________________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:39pm - RACHAEL RAY'S BUTTERY CORNHOLE ""] Delish!!!!! [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2011 1:38pm - taxidermy 101 ""] RACHAEL%20RAY said:Delish!!!!! [img] i'd stuff that! |
| _________________________________ [Sep 9,2011 5:43pm - ShadowSD ""] [img] "...and a butt that just won't quit" |
| __________________________________________ [May 2,2012 4:11pm - oswald cobblepot ""] Now on the menu at the New England Aquarium snack bar! Your choice of Honey, Dijon, or Wasabi mustard! |
| _____________________________ [May 2,2012 5:36pm - Lamp ""] "Americans will eat anything, ANYTHING. If you were selling sauteed raccoons assholes on a stick, Americans would BUY them and EAT them." |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2012 5:36pm - trioxin_245 ""] only Larks Tongue in Aspic is real. |
| __________________________________ [May 2,2012 5:42pm - Chernobyl ""] New england aquarium snack bar or false |
| ____________________________________ [May 3,2012 12:10am - Alx_Casket ""] Chernobyl said:New england aquarium snack bar or false Go take a nap in the snack bar so that your friends look for you all over the aquarium and then decide to leave when they can't find you, and wake up right as they're walking outside by the docks. |
| ________________________________ [May 3,2012 12:19am - Burnsy ""] Alx_Casket said: Chernobyl said:New england aquarium snack bar or false Go take a nap in the snack bar so that your friends look for you all over the aquarium and then decide to leave when they can't find you, and wake up right as they're walking outside by the docks. This is not quite accurate, sir. |
| __________________________________ [May 3,2012 2:17am - Chernobyl ""] Haha, my phone died while napping, did not forsee that |
| _______________________________ [May 3,2012 7:17am - Burnsy ""] Oh you definitely fell asleep at the aquarium. Elli and I just weren't so quick to leave ya hanging. Alx is fuckin mean! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 9,2012 2:38pm - Morgan Freeman ""] I dined on this fine delicacy while I recorded the narration of the documentary film March of the Penguins, and DAMN that shit was good. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 9,2012 2:47pm - Alx_Casket ""] Burnsy said:Oh you definitely fell asleep at the aquarium. Elli and I just weren't so quick to leave ya hanging. Alx is fuckin mean! It was time to get on with my life. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 4,2013 4:38pm - EMERIL ""] FEEL THE LOVE! |