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[QUOTE="emonirvana:914265"]HOW TO REALLY JUDGE A WHETHER A FRIEND YOU THOUGHT WAS TRUE, IS ACTUALLY A NERDY GAYLORD. 1. you meet them through a local radio program that specializes in underground metal. 2. As you are a regular calling up the show, you start to get to know each other and start hanging out casually doing things like swiping religious statues made out of cement that weigh 100+ pounds(he conveniently chucks it into your car so you are solely responsible if you get caught) 3. At shows he is always obsessed with trying to get you to buy things from his distro that you don't need/want and doesn't care how jewish it makes him look. 4. Whenever he is the passenger in your car nothing is ever right and he complains constantly and is at all times either changing your stereo's volume, cd's, telling you to speed up/slow down, telling you how to drive etc. to the point you want to throw him out of a moving car. 5. He is always trying to get you hooked on Ritalin or Lithium and hook you up with women that he fucks that are old enough to be your grandmother. 6.he does more of the above and increases the annoyance factor to the 3rd power 7. You finally had enough and don't talk to him for years, then you do again and he's somehow different, more mature. You later find out it was only because the weed and booze were calming down his hyperactive hypodickheaded criticizmic mind and he is really the same guy as before just older I.E. just an overgrown hyperactive manic child. 8. He includes you in his mindless nights of debauchery and random fun including foursomes with superslut chicks that aren't that hot but that he continually encourages you to take advantage of and fuck because he's such a good friend. 9. He talks shit all the time over the internet and creates big enemies and then tries to talk his way out of it when confronted with it in person. You still have his back at shows because he's your friend. Then when you wanna talk a little shit yourself, he says you are a shit-talker and that YOU deserve a beat down. 10. You realize that his name is John Dwyer. 11. YOU REALIZE THAT HIS NAME IS JOHN FUCKING DWYER!!! If you ever meet anyone that fits this description run away, run far far away.[/QUOTE]
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