Kashi GoFart hippie cereal[views:1977][posts:10]_________________________________________ [Apr 10,2009 7:24pm - Conservationist ""] I was supposed to review this cereal for an article on green living. I didn't make the correlation the first day. I wolfed down a bowl or two, went for a long walk, and as I was relaxing on the sofa afterwards I felt a strong pain. I thought my appendix was bursting, but after sweating it out for a few minutes, I shifted, and the gas began to blast. I was mud bubbling like a swamp, burping out the air biscuits like a champion. Of course, I was a little worried about my health. I am not turbofarter normally but the power of fart was with me! The second day, I put two and two together and started to really enjoy abusing this cereal. Have it with yogurt and some extra brown sugar. I even put beans and cabbage on one bowl just to see if I'd blast off with afterburner (I did). This is the most fun cereal EVER. http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/20-1-c...-Endless-stomach-churning-gas..html |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2009 11:51pm - dreadkill ""] that was the best cereal review i've ever read. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 12:11am - the_reverend ""] I eat kashi dry while driving. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 8:24am - Conservationist ""] I need to score some now. Costco used to have 18 lbs of it for $8 or something hilarious like that. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 9:30am - SkinSandwich ""] All natural foods are bad for you. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2009 10:53am - pam ""] Hahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 1:02pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to put a box in my car! |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 2:24pm - Conservationist ""] Apparently, the Kashi fruit bars make you fart like a turbojet too. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 5:05pm - Dankill ""] I'm gonna tell my buddy Randy about this so he can torture his girlfriend like ever before! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 5:14pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2009 6:22pm - Conservationist ""] I've been reeling off the colon burgers like never before! |