Pierced with a thousand shafts[views:914][posts:2]________________________________________________ [Apr 17,2009 4:30pm - Chuck Schuldiner's Butt ""] Oh, woe is me! In life, I was the belle of the balls, a rampant rectum wandering in a forest of tasty dicks, propelled by the masculine sensitivity of my owner into new and exciting sexual configurations, pounded into prostate-pummeling submission and pierced by a thousand cocks! Now I am in the land of the dead, and my stench has decreased, and there is nary a drop of semen for a thirsty rectum. And it's another dozen years before the first power metal musicians kick off and join us in hell for an anal puncture orgy... |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2009 6:34pm - douchebag_patrol ""] When there's lightning - it always bring me down Cause it's free and I see that it's me Who's lost and never found I cry for magic - I feel it dancing in the light But it was cold - I lost my hold To the shadows of the night There's no sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a Rainbow in the Dark Do your demons - do they ever let you go When you've tried - do they hide -deep inside Is it someone that you know You're a picture - just an image caught in time We're a lie - you and I We're words without a rhyme There's no sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a Rainbow in the Dark When there's lightning - it always brings me down Cause it's free and I see that it's me Who's lost and never found Feel the magic -feel it dancing in the air But it's fear - and you'll hear It calling you beware There's no sign of the morning coming There's no sight of the day You've been left on your own Like a Rainbow in the Dark |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 17,2009 7:08pm - Chuck Schuldiner‘s Rectum ""] Orgasmic. The thought of Ronnie James Dio squinting and grunting as he blows a load of fishy Italian semen deep into me makes me blush and squirm like a young girl... |