MY ASS!!![views:4349][posts:11]____________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:14am - starmummy ""] I had the squirts on Saturday and made the mistake of taking an Imodium, which backed me up. I finally shit this morning and it took like a half hour to get it all out. It was the consistency of toothpaste so I had to wipe like 50 times. Now my ass feels like the victim of a burning cheese grater. Damn this one-ply cheap fucking toilet paper. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:19am - Pires ""] i may skimp and be cheap on alot of things but toilet paper IS NOT one of them |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:26am - largefreakatzero ""] Immodium should only be left for a last ditch effort. Usually when you have the shits, your body is trying to get rid of something and should run its course. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:30am - the_reverend ""] I almost posted last night. 3 SHITS YESTERDAY, NOTHING ON THE TP. I was so fucking happy. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:49am - starmummy ""] Pires said:i may skimp and be cheap on alot of things but toilet paper IS NOT one of them I agree. Unfortunately my place of employment does not. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:51am - starmummy ""] largefreakatzero said:Immodium should only be left for a last ditch effort. Usually when you have the shits, your body is trying to get rid of something and should run its course. I agree with this too. Every time I get the shits though my wife insists I must take an Immodium because it makes her gag. Usually I refuse but this time I gave in. I keep forgetting that my body is smarter than my wife. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 10:55am - ddrummer_nli ""] I was watching this comedian who said " i@lkk kive off fucking top ramen noodles if I can wipe my ass with the fluffy stuff"... words to live by haha |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 11:08am - largefreakatzero ""] starmummy said: largefreakatzero said:Immodium should only be left for a last ditch effort. Usually when you have the shits, your body is trying to get rid of something and should run its course. I agree with this too. Every time I get the shits though my wife insists I must take an Immodium because it makes her gag. Usually I refuse but this time I gave in. I keep forgetting that my body is smarter than my wife. Not listening to your wife is always a good bet -- I rarely listen to mine. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 22,2009 11:21am - Lamp ""] I thought this was gonna be a Tourette's Guy thread. "*cough cough* MY ASS! *cough cough* BULLSHIT!" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 11:24am - W3 nli ""] post pix of your ass or its not true |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 23,2009 12:06am - starmummy ""] W3%20nli said:post pix of your ass or its not true [img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2009 12:11am - W3 nli ""] lookin' good grrrrl, let me get dem digits |