so i ditched the silk nd wore manties to the gym today[views:1628][posts:18]_____________________________________ [May 6,2009 9:45pm - the_reverend ""] very unpleasant. it felt like my business was molded in silly putty. their is no air flow so I tooted walking around the track and it stayed in my ass the whole time I worked out. also after stripping to shower, some dude that saw the manties couldn't stop staring at me. lose lose lose. |
| ___________________________________ [May 6,2009 9:46pm - RichHorror ""] Be a bigger sissy. You can't. |
| _________________________________________ [May 6,2009 9:52pm - MillenialKingdom ""] HAHAHAHAH |
| ______________________________________ [May 6,2009 10:38pm - the_reverend ""] richard, wants me to kiss your muscles? is there a sciences to farting in boxer briefs? it basically turned the tight material over my checks into the head of a drum. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 6,2009 10:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If they're that tight then you're wearing the wrong ones. Get Fruit Of The Loom and you won't have to worry about fart trappage. DO IT. DO IT NOW. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2009 10:45pm - ouchdrummer ""] i give this thread title a B+. |
| _______________________________ [May 6,2009 11:51pm - Murph ""] the_reverend said:very unpleasant. it felt like my business was molded in silly putty. their is no air flow so I tooted walking around the track and it stayed in my ass the whole time I worked out. also after stripping to shower, some dude that saw the manties couldn't stop staring at me. lose lose lose. You don't deserve to wear boxer briefs after all this shit-talking. I don't understand how boxers are even an option (although I'll never wear any pure briefs other than my hot pink and neon green ones...on principle) because the fucking seam shreds the ball skin and gooch endlessly and makes everything fucking raw, and then when you take your pants off you look like Eric Foreman every single time and I hate looking so goddamn white bread so fuck boxers and wear boxer briefs and be a real man instead of a information technologies employee for chrissakes. Plus, you can swim in boxer briefs (even if they're white, cause shit, why not) and everything's kosher. |
| ______________________________________ [May 7,2009 12:17am - the_reverend ""] I wore them cause of that thread. I felt like I should try it. unfortunately, my experience was awkward and embarrassing. this world needs a clensing. right now, im back in boxers and loving it. |
| __________________________________ [May 7,2009 12:21am - brian_dc ""] get dick-guillotined, faggot |
| ______________________________ [May 7,2009 10:40am - Yeti ""] boxers all day. fuck your manties. |
| __________________________________________ [May 7,2009 11:06am - largefreakatzero ""] Sounds like quite the gym you belong to. Did your admirer then snap you with a towel for sexy results? |
| _______________________________ [May 7,2009 11:32am - Murph ""] Yeti said:boxers all day. fuck your manties. You can have all the boxers in the world, man. TAKE DAT SHIT. |
| ___________________________________ [May 7,2009 12:32pm - tomx nli ""] american apparel boxer briefs. game over |
| ______________________________________ [May 7,2009 12:57pm - the_reverend ""] damn, I need to go to randy andy's gym if there is towel snapping. |
| ______________________________ [May 7,2009 12:59pm - Yeti ""] gym? ooooooh GYM |
| ________________________________ [May 7,2009 4:20pm - sxealex ""] he meant GYN not GYM |
| _________________________________________ [May 7,2009 4:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:damn, I need to go to randy andy's gym if there is towel snapping. Yeth. |
| _____________________________________ [May 7,2009 5:04pm - the_reverend ""] oh that sort of gym |
| _______________________________________ [May 7,2009 6:05pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI...I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATEHED MY MUNGO MAN SPIUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD, SHE FLEW, SPINNING ONTO THE BENT OVER - AWAITING MY ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF MY MAN MEAT BEFORE SHE FAINTED, I FINISHED AND USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS A TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT. |