AN OPEN LETTER TO THAT CUNT I'M STILL MARRIED TO[views:11809][posts:55]_____________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:29pm - Josh_Martin ""] I know someone that can get in touch with her will read this. Please tell her that all the shittalking she did about me outside the Brutal Truth all got back to me. (who the fuck does she think is anyway??) The point of this is that I have finally had enough of the bullshit and I'm glad Alex beats the crap out of her everytime she talks to me and I want a fucking DIVORCE immmediately. I lost my cell phone on tour (got a new one now, same number) so I don't have any number for her except her parent's and I've left messages there that have gone unreturned. So I am resorting to this. I got laid a million times in the last month and fuck you, you beaten battered pussy. You were hot as fuck when I met you at 21. Now you're pushing 30 and it shows. Bye |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:32pm - brian_dc ""] first |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:35pm - dertoxia ""] divorce via message board.....amazing!! |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:35pm - Josh_Martin ""] we've been separated for years. Its time to make it official |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:36pm - xmikex ""] *slow 80's clap start* |
| _______________________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:37pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Alex? Do something violent? UNPOSSIBLE |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:40pm - the_reverend ""] A+ |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:50pm - reimroc ""] This...is.....AWESOME |
| ___________________________________________ [May 12,2009 1:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dertoxia said:divorce via message board.....amazing!! Almost worthy of a CNN Breaking News Alert |
| _______________________________ [May 12,2009 2:07pm - Pires ""] it's a festivus miracle!! |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2009 2:08pm - the_reverend ""] and we celebrate by the airing of grievances. |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2009 2:15pm - anonymous ""] p0ast pict0rz. |
| ________________________________________ [May 12,2009 2:32pm - monster_island ""] post some naked pics of her ... she'll call you then |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2009 2:39pm - joeyumbrella ""] lol@this |
| __________________________________________ [May 12,2009 2:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] Win thread is win. |
| _____________________________ [May 12,2009 3:25pm - cav ""] b9? |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2009 3:25pm - joeyumbrella ""] srsly b9 |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2009 3:50pm - deadlikemurf ""] is this on blabbermouth yet? |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2009 4:29pm - sxealex ""] EPIC WIN AWESOME FUN FUN YAY.... all you need to do now is make a youtube video of a horrendous prank and my life will be completed |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2009 4:30pm - sxealex ""] monster_island said:post some naked pics of her ... she'll call you then |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2009 10:27pm - epicwinz ""] bumpz |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:26pm - RichHorror ""] Early thread of the year contender. |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:33pm - goatcatalyst ""] Somehow, this thread is tastier than my crab rangoon thread. |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:42pm - floyd macabee ""] post pics of her sucking your cock or your marriage didn't happen. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:43pm - RichHorror ""] hahaha |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:47pm - floyd macabee ""] post pics of her sucking rich horrors cock or your marriage didn't happen too. |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2009 11:49pm - Murph ""] [img] AND TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS! |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2009 2:23am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I wanted to bang this broad once, she was hot. |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2009 2:26am - Phrozenspite ""] win |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2009 6:29am - Lamp nli ""] floyd%20macabee said:post pics of her sucking your cock or your marriage didn't happen. QUOTE OF THE YEAR |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2009 11:26am - BRADMANN ""] release a 7" about it why dontya oh, and [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2009 1:12pm - xgodzillax ""] this thread made my day. |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2009 2:11pm - .......... ""] this thread sucks. no boobs, no stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2009 2:16pm - xgodzillax ""] .......... said:this thread sucks. no boobs, no stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices. yet... |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2009 2:21pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] .......... said:stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices Add all the fiction you want! |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2009 3:03pm - bloodhound ""] Josh_Martin said:I know someone that can get in touch with her will read this. Please tell her that all the shittalking she did about me outside the Brutal Truth all got back to me. (who the fuck does she think is anyway??) The point of this is that I have finally had enough of the bullshit and I'm glad Alex beats the crap out of her everytime she talks to me and I want a fucking DIVORCE immmediately. I lost my cell phone on tour (got a new one now, same number) so I don't have any number for her except her parent's and I've left messages there that have gone unreturned. So I am resorting to this. I got laid a million times in the last month and fuck you, you beaten battered pussy. You were hot as fuck when I met you at 21. Now you're pushing 30 and it shows. Bye this isn't Dwyer talking about Spacecorpse again is it ? |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2009 3:25pm - dreadkill ""] josh martin: rttp man of the year 2009 |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2009 3:32pm - goatcatalyst ""] A man for all seasons, it would seem. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2009 5:01pm - genital warts... ""] STDs' ...and chronic drug addiction make for too strong a bond to just throw away like that, dont you think? She told me all about you and your little problems. Ussa bummin and a scummin, yes? So what your telling us is that youve given the disease to a thousand skanks? Errrgh!! yikes dude! |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2009 8:09pm - Dankill ""] This thread has SO much promise. |
| _________________________________________________________ [May 13,2009 8:58pm - BILLY MAYS HERE /w MANDY BLAKE ""] USUALLY RTTP IS FILLED WITH FAGS. THIS DEVELOPMENT HOWEVER, IS REFRESHING. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2009 10:31pm - Kevord ""] This is funny to me on so many levels. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2009 11:59pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 14,2009 1:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] In B4 epic flamewar |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2009 11:45pm - xgodzillax ""] cunt punch! |
| __________________________________ [May 18,2009 1:40pm - succubus ""] why won't she give you a divorce? esp if she's busy shit talking ? tell her to move on and let it go! Getting a divorce for me. was a weight lifted off my shoulders...he fought it at first...and then finally agreed. So so much happier since.. |
| _________________________________________ [May 18,2009 3:45pm - Das Schidt !!! ""] Neither of them wants to spend their dope money on lawyers. heheh |
| _____________________________________ [May 19,2009 2:12pm - Melba_Toast ""] Women are bitches. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 19,2009 2:45pm - mangisthebastard ""] [img] this will be her in 15 years.don't sweat it brah |
| ________________________________ [May 19,2009 3:14pm - Burnsy ""] Just file a complaint for divorce and have her served. From what I understand, she doesn't need to agree. http://www.lawlib.state.ma.us/forms.html#divorce |
| ______________________________ [May 19,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] cite irreparable mental anguish due to her not being hot anymore. |
| _____________________________________ [May 19,2009 4:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] Yeti said:cite irreparable mental anguish due to her not being hot anymore. Yeti wins the best response award. Anyways, this thread served its purpose. Divorce is on the horizon. We're both happy as fuck about that. Thanks for all the support. |
| ________________________________ [May 19,2009 4:37pm - ERNIE ""] thats... it? |
| _____________________________________ [May 19,2009 4:41pm - Josh_Martin ""] That's it. I never made any promises and you guys didn't pay to get in or anything. |
| ____________________________________ [May 19,2009 4:52pm - RichHorror ""] I'll always remember this thread fondly. |
| __________________________________ [May 19,2009 7:31pm - succubus ""] [May 18,2009 3:45pm - Das Schidt !!! ] Neither of them wants to spend their dope money on lawyers. heheh ~~~~ actually a divorce doesn't have to cost you anythin..i never had a lawyer. we just agreed to divorce and we figured out who wanted what pretty easily..we were separated for quite a while before...so it's not like we were sharing bank accounts or anything. We'd been living separate lives for a while |