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New England Heathen Metal Fest (outdoors)

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[May 20,2009 5:36pm - arilliusbm ""]
myself and a few other people here have a pipe dream of having a New England metal show outside.. with meat being cooked over flame, bands playing on a stage, people camping over night, and lots of booze. This kind of stuff doesn't happen to often around here.

this has been mentioned before.. and I am hoping it would happen sometime towards the end of summer - Aug, Sept.

There will be local black/heathen/pagan bands as well as any thrash and/or death band that wants to play it. The primary focus outside of the music will be the atmosphere - mainly the booze, food and being outdoors in nature.

There is a spot up in Berlin NH (way up) that could be a possible location for this. It is nestled between some mountains, in an open field surrounded by trees.

Perhaps a few national acts would be interested in playing it as well.

It's time we make this happen and start talking about it! We need location ideas, and band ideas.

Thoughts, suggestions?
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[May 20,2009 5:37pm - RichHorror ""]
I think it would be cool. This ends my thoughts on the matter.
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[May 20,2009 5:38pm - boblovesmusic ""]
YES! THANK YOU! Not sure what assistance I could bring, but let me know!
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[May 20,2009 5:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
it's gonna have to take a group of people to get it done so anyone is more than welcome to contribute any input!
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[May 20,2009 5:43pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Cold Northern Vengeance is a given

Vaettir

we could try to get that Oakhelm band (from Portland)

if we timed it right, Hekseri

Shroud Of Bereavement would be great for this setting.
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[May 20,2009 5:43pm - moenli  ""]
you would need WAY more time to get this done by this fall...i'd get started on this in like 4months for next summer
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[May 20,2009 5:45pm - arilliusbm ""]
true - but sometimes things work out unexpectedly. ultimate goal is to have it before it starts getting too cold out. if it doesn't happen this summer, then next spring. if it doesnt happen then, then next summer. if it doesn't happen then.. well its a failed project!
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[May 20,2009 5:46pm - boblovesmusic ""]
we could do a proto-fest. Just like four or five bands to get things started and then next year do something bigger.
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[May 20,2009 5:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
yea. just need a location. I'm pretty sure I know about 3-4 local bands (including mine) that already expressed interest in playing it
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[May 20,2009 5:52pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Also, needs a different name... haha
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[May 20,2009 5:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
hahaha yea.

I was thinking that i could ask some canadian bands too, but we all know how canadians are
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[May 20,2009 5:55pm - arilliusbm ""]
Montreal and its surrounding area has some decent bands.. and it's really not too far away.
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[May 20,2009 5:58pm - boblovesmusic ""]
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music Fest
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[May 20,2009 6:06pm - HeavensJail_nli  ""]
Would love to see this happen; following suggestions:

1) Don't be afraid to start small. It's more important to have 100 people show up than to have 20 bands play. Wacken started out with like 200 people, five bands, and a DJ.

2) Make sure that the landowner is cool with every aspect of the fest AND has a good relationship with local law enforcement. The last thing that you want is late-breaking venue change because the guy flakes, or the cops decide to shut it down. Coos Chaos Fest seemed to work, so this if this is the same place as implied in that other thread, this is probably under control.

3) If you do 2 days, do Friday and Saturday. This allows people to have a bang-up time on the last day, sleep over, and drive home in time to be ready for work Monday. It's better to have people straggle in Friday than to straggle out on Sunday to build good vibes if you want to do this again.

4) Similarly, you want to do two days, even if you can only rent/afford to power the PA for one day, so that people can get settled in for a decent day of music. Big fire + acoustic guitars if you want to do an 'event' the first night instead of people just hanging at their campfires, drinking, and playing their car stereos loud...which is going to be in the mix too regardless.

5) Be prepared and work with law enforcement and emergency services from the area going into the fest. If you're able to get a good turnout, something is *going* to go wrong, just from the law of large numbers: some 16-year-old kid will get alcohol poisoning, some idiot will set their tent on fire, somebody will trip over a rock going to piss and break a bone or something. Being prepared for this means that when they get called in, they'll be more inclined to see it as idiots hurting themselves rather than you enabling reckless behavior. Nobody wants cops walking around site to site checking IDs, but they also don't want the campground going up in flames because the fire truck can't get in.

6) Embrace shitty weather. Fest is on rain or shine. Have a tarp or something over the stage to keep the equipment dry in case it rains, and let the audience play in the mud.

Still thinking; maybe more later.
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[May 20,2009 6:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
Yea, man.. thanks for those suggestions. Those are things I was thinking about. The key to making something like this happen is to make sure the landowner is cool with it and the cops know about it.
Of course one must focus on the risks of having something like this. One person could ruin the whole fest and make a lot of people very unhappy.
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[May 20,2009 6:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
I know there are some people here that have gone to the Gathering of Shadows in Colorado... anyone with suggestions from experience with that?
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[May 20,2009 6:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Pam tried to put something like this together a couple years back...almost worked.
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[May 20,2009 6:33pm - arilliusbm ""]
perhaps she can try to help?
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[May 20,2009 7:04pm - blue ""]
Just letting you know, your proposed date is pretty much when New England Deathfest is happening. In an effort to keep your turnout high, I'd consider a date at least a month apart. Just a thought.
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[May 20,2009 7:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
didn't realize! thanks man.
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[May 20,2009 7:12pm - moenli  ""]
or BLUE WILL CRUSH YOOOOUUUU!!!!
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[May 20,2009 7:33pm - sinistas ""]
I don't know if we fit your musical vision, but I'd love to get Dreaded Silence on this.
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[May 20,2009 7:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
yes, I enjoy you guys
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[May 20,2009 7:38pm - boblovesmusic ""]
I second this inclusion.
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[May 20,2009 8:32pm - RustyPS ""]
very good idea...and very good points so far....i would say wait till next year just because i would think finding an open field venue alone would take a long time

and i know we dont fit the vision of the type of band you would want on this but ill throw HYEO on the list of bands that would play this if youll have us
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[May 20,2009 9:01pm - the_reverend ""]
aril, are you trying to give me a boner?
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[May 20,2009 9:35pm - soilentgreenispizza ""]
shabti from portland would love to play!!!!
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[May 20,2009 9:38pm - RichHorror ""]
I agree that working on this with an eye to have it in 2010 is probably the wisest plan.
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[May 20,2009 9:42pm - quintessence ""]
I would love to help in anyway I can to get this to work. I live in NH and have always wanted to do this on my own land here. I own over 30 acres of farm land and forest.
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[May 20,2009 9:49pm - boblovesmusic ""]
dude, for real!?
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[May 20,2009 10:04pm - RustyPS ""]

quintessence said:I would love to help in anyway I can to get this to work. I live in NH and have always wanted to do this on my own land here. I own over 30 acres of farm land and forest.
maybe finding an open field venue wille be easier than I thought....lol
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[May 20,2009 11:37pm - sinistas ""]
That would be awesome.
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[May 20,2009 11:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
well folks I'm glad to see i'm not the only one interested in pursuing this. the ideal situation would definitely be 2010 for a real "fest" , however if it is at all possible to have a smaller proto-fest type thing in September or next spring i'd be down for it as well.

I do know the place that that held (holds?) the Coos County Chaos fests (Eagles Field - West Milan Rd, Berlin NH) has a stage set up and is perfect for this kind of thing, although it is a drive for some.

But if this thing is done correctly, it'd be a killer time and would perhaps open the door for more!
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[May 21,2009 12:06am - RichHorror ""]
Hopefully it all works out, sounds rad.
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[May 21,2009 1:56am - quintessence ""]

RustyPS said:
quintessence said:I would love to help in anyway I can to get this to work. I live in NH and have always wanted to do this on my own land here. I own over 30 acres of farm land and forest.
maybe finding an open field venue wille be easier than I thought....lol



Yeah, honestly I am not too comfortable with this just yet. The land is still used for agriculteral purposes during the summer, and having a bunch of drunken metal heads trampling all over everything wouldn't work out. In a few years when I can do what ever I want with the fields though.... maybe even 2010, who knows? An established place that has had a fest or event before would be preferable. Like coos county or whatever

I'm not sure my town would even allow it. I also still have neighbors. OLD neighbors. BUT I'm going to look into some things and see what I can find out. This town only has 1 cop and hes friends with my dad... so I'll see. I live in far far western NH though. Not really the best place. Could attract some VT or maybe even some NY peeps though.
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[May 21,2009 8:01am - MikeOvDecrepitvde  ""]
Burzum styled jam band or fest shouldn't happen.
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[May 21,2009 9:23am - arilliusbm ""]
Hoser's a country-man. Maybe he can help.
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[May 21,2009 9:38am - the_reverend ""]
30 acres isn't really a lot of land when you look at it. it just sounds like a lot. I also don't think that a bm fest would be considered "current use"

The coos took a lot of effort from locals to get through.

I hate mosquito.

does a bear bm in the woods?
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[May 21,2009 9:39am - largefreakatzero ""]
Have it in October, then I could go grouse hunting up there too.
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[May 21,2009 9:50am - arilliusbm ""]
30 acres is way more land needed for a small thing like this.
anything under 10 should work fine. we're not hosting wacken here or anything.
haha, I don't think anyone likes mosquitoes, but they are part of being outdoors. get used to it!
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[May 21,2009 9:51am - arilliusbm ""]
personally, I hate ticks even more. those fucking things..
best thing is when you pick them off of your pet and they're all huge and brown. burning them in that stage is almost as fun as putting salt on some slugs
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[May 21,2009 9:52am - the_reverend ""]
you are so so so so so so wrong there on all accounts.
1)
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2) if you care about neighboors, 30 acres insn't a lot. They will hear everything.
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[May 21,2009 9:53am - the_reverend ""]
you need a buffer zone so neighboring farms don't have drunken assholes fucking their cows, drunken sluts passing out and choking on their own vomit on their land, and lastly noise.
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[May 21,2009 9:55am - arilliusbm ""]
I was thinking excluding neighbors. of course they'd hear it if people lived there. I used to practice in my parents barn back in the day, and it was about 3 acres back near the woods. complaints.
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[May 21,2009 9:57am - the_reverend ""]
my dad's got 48 acres and if the concert was set up at the bottom of the hill maybe. but that's 15-20 acres deep into the woods with 150+ behind it and 400+ to the right of it of all trees.
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[May 21,2009 9:57am - arilliusbm ""]
party at your dads
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[May 21,2009 10:00am - largefreakatzero ""]
I have 4 acres and none of you are invited over.
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[May 21,2009 10:02am - dreadkill ""]
:(
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[May 21,2009 10:04am - largefreakatzero ""]
OK, except for members of Dreaded Silence, but only if you bring drugs.
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[May 21,2009 10:08am - dreadkill ""]
note to self: find some drugs
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[May 21,2009 10:53am - Yeti ""]

arilliusbm said:Hoser's a country-man. Maybe he can help.


Hoser is not allowed near this for any reason.
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[May 21,2009 10:56am - arilliusbm ""]
hoser & powerkok will headline this fest
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[May 21,2009 11:08am - AndrewBastard  ""]
Someday I will do this on my dads 25 acres in NH...he has to get really old and senile first, though because he'd never okay it....
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[May 21,2009 11:11am - the_reverend ""]
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[May 21,2009 10:08am - dreadkill]
note to self: find some drugs

find a highschooler. they always have drugs.
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[Mar 9,2010 12:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
Bump for slag.

I got the phone number of the guy to contact regarding that joint in NH.
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[Mar 9,2010 12:54pm - xmikex ""]
In b4 Varg sneaking off to a Motel 6 in the middle of the night because sleeping on the ground irritates his lumbago.
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[Mar 9,2010 1:26pm - Slag NLI  ""]

arilliusbm said:Bump for slag.

I got the phone number of the guy to contact regarding that joint in NH.


Thanks a ton. Did not know this was already a thought. It is going to happen this year. Send me the phone number?
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[Mar 9,2010 1:28pm - HARD WRKIN HAM  ""]
HAEYUHL PAEGUHN HOARDES
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[Mar 9,2010 1:31pm - sinistas ""]
Still interested, also.
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[Mar 9,2010 1:37pm - HARD WRKIN HAM  ""]
UNDEHR ODUNS IGUL TEH BAHNIR AWV PAYGONEIZM ISCZ UNFERLD
THAT NIGGOR IZ GEVEN MEE A DURTEE LUK.WWWWWWHITTHIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!??
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[Mar 9,2010 2:16pm - i_am_not_me ""]
inb440acresandamule
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[Mar 9,2010 2:18pm - RichHorror ""]

HARD%20WRKIN%20HAM said:THAT NIGGOR IZ GEVEN MEE A DURTEE LUK.WWWWWWHITTHIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!??


Too real.
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[Mar 9,2010 2:38pm - jeff_met_aliens ""]
That place in Berlin was where the Mountain Mayhem Metal Fest was last year, Eagle's Field I believe. We (We Met Aliens) went up for that one and had an awesome time. Not exactly what we expected but it was a great day and everyone had a good time. You could hit up the Mountain Metal Mayhem guy and try to get some info from him about what it took to set that up. He had a few national acts on that show.
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[Mar 9,2010 2:57pm - jeff_met_aliens ""]
That place in Berlin was where the Mountain Mayhem Metal Fest was last year, Eagle's Field I believe. We (We Met Aliens) went up for that one and had an awesome time. Not exactly what we expected but it was a great day and everyone had a good time. You could hit up the Mountain Metal Mayhem guy and try to get some info from him about what it took to set that up. He had a few national acts on that show.
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[Mar 9,2010 3:01pm - slag nli  ""]
I will do that.


I will do that.
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[Mar 9,2010 3:01pm - arilliusbm ""]
It's so awesome you said it twice!
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[Mar 9,2010 3:03pm - slag nli  ""]

arilliusbm said:It's so awesome you said it twice!
check your email and send me an email about this guy or whomever i need to talk to make this happen. heathen.
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[Mar 9,2010 3:13pm - arilliusbm ""]
Ok.. I'll do that tonight when I'm on my pc. I've got to dig fo the number.
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[Mar 9,2010 3:31pm - slark my words  ""]
this will never happen
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[Mar 9,2010 3:32pm - Slag NLI  ""]
Oh? Is that a challenge?
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[Mar 9,2010 3:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
yes sir it will.
You just lost your invitation
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[Mar 9,2010 3:53pm - Jeff_met_aliens ""]
http://www.myspace.com/mountianmetalmayhemfest
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[Mar 10,2010 10:26am - ouchdrummer ""]
pipe dream.
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[Mar 10,2010 10:41am - arilliusbm ""]
I wouldn't say that. There's been shows up there before.
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[Mar 10,2010 10:42am - arilliusbm ""]
It's not a question of IF anymore. It's a question of WHEN.
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[Mar 10,2010 10:47am - arilliusbm ""]
Well, I guess I did say it.
But I can assure you something will be organized.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:02am - dreadkill ""]

arilliusbm said:yes sir it will.
You just lost your invitation

slark my words lost his invitation, but 1-877-slars4kids, slardy slar slar, i'm thinkin slarbys, and the rest of the slars are still invited, right?
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[Mar 10,2010 11:03am - arilliusbm ""]
Only Slario is.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:04am - dreadkill ""]
what about sluigi?
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[Mar 10,2010 11:05am - josh_hates_you ""]
make sure there is enough room on the grounds to perform rituals.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:06am - ouchdrummer ""]
1-877-slars4kids, S L A R slars4kids, 1-877-slars4kids, donate your slar today.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:07am - arilliusbm ""]
lol @ this ritual shit. It all started when I trolled you fags in the Halloween thread.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:11am - dreadkill ""]
you can lol about rituals all you want, but you should really be doing a ritual about rituals.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:12am - arilliusbm ""]
Through the ritual hills
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[Mar 10,2010 11:17am - josh_hates_you ""]
rituals dont always have to be about you aril.

i was just saying make sure there is enough room on the grounds in case OTHER people wanna do rituals.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:19am - arilliusbm ""]
that I know of, there are about 4 people that post here that perform or have performed rituals. So yes, there's an open field up there. Be my guest
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[Mar 10,2010 11:21am - arktouros ""]
'ritual' is a generic term sir.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:23am - arilliusbm ""]
indeed, but the rttp meme refers to pagan rituals on all hallows eve.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:28am - arilliusbm ""]
or, the more appropriate term: Samhain.

regardless, as with any show, there's plenty of room for orgies, rituals, bukkake, brawls, etc. whatever suits your needs.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:30am - arktouros ""]
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[Mar 10,2010 11:35am - josh_hates_you ""]

arktouros said:'ritual' is a generic term sir.


i am performing a ritual right now. maybe after i'll bump the "bump when high thread"

rituals rule
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[Mar 10,2010 11:35am - arilliusbm ""]
I have a ritual of fapping everyday.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:39am - josh_hates_you ""]
i fap more often than i brush my teeth. im gonna do a tooth brushing ritual.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:40am - arilliusbm ""]
watch out, that costs 200 bucks
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[Mar 10,2010 11:41am - slag project management inc  ""]
i will def do my best to get this to happen outside. if not outside, a festival of some sorts will happen... oh ye of little rituals.
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[Mar 10,2010 11:43am - arilliusbm ""]
If you call that guy, let me know. I'll call him too if need be.
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[Mar 10,2010 12:00pm - AndrewBastard, $Version=1  ""]
Outdoors or GTFO
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[Dec 5,2011 3:55pm - slarmer in the dell  ""]

slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen
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[Dec 5,2011 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
It halpened.
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[Dec 5,2011 4:03pm - arilliusbm ""]
And that place never returned a call.
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[Dec 5,2011 4:05pm - ark  ""]
i would play this, i would bring meat, fire, spirits, people, drugs, wood, effigies of aril...but i wouldn't want to actually have any responsiblity for booking it. so far i've done a good job
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[Dec 5,2011 4:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
we need people with land. Coos County is too far.
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[Dec 5,2011 4:23pm - Tony Lazaro  ""]
Vital Remains won't consider doing this for anything less than $2,500. Please, don't act like you weren't going to ask us to headline this.
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[Dec 5,2011 4:29pm - the_reverend ""]
VR VR is VR.
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[Dec 5,2011 4:35pm - josh_hates_you ""]

arilliusbm said:we need people with land. Coos County is too far.



Has DYA ever told you the stories about Dave-a-palooza or dave stock?
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[Dec 5,2011 4:44pm - frankovhell  ""]
Excited to see these guys

bennyhillifier Should get them to play CHerry St Ryan
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[Dec 5,2011 4:50pm - frankovhell  ""]
woops wrong thread!
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[Dec 5,2011 9:37pm - atthehaunted NLI  ""]
Betrayed by Prophecy would be down to play this. Talk to the guys in Sunken Ships or Jack's Broken Jaw, they put on an outdoor music fest this past summer in New Hampshire.
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[Mar 28,2012 10:09am - KENNY LANNING W/ 30 RACK OF NATTY ICE  ""]
HEY GUYS LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN I COULD GET SKULLTOBOGGAN AND VITAL REMAINS TO PLAY
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[Mar 28,2012 1:53pm - the_mex ""]
Lol@ kenny
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[Mar 28,2012 9:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

josh_hates_you said:
arilliusbm said:we need people with land. Coos County is too far.



Has DYA ever told you the stories about Dave-a-palooza or dave stock?



I am not familiar with these events, only Queefstock.

Protip: Even if there is a band called "The Fiddlin' Niggers" playing the show, you probably shouldn't flyer every telephone pole in every town in a 50-mile radius about it.
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[Sep 12,2012 2:43pm - HAMBONE  ""]
bummppp
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[Sep 12,2012 2:44pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Winter Is Coming Fest
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[Feb 13,2013 4:46pm - who slarted?  ""]

slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen

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[Feb 13,2013 6:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
I did my slart and made a few phone calls but couldn't get any bites. Best option is to have it up on some farm somewhere.
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[Feb 14,2013 2:11pm - Ghoulash ""]
I might be able to make this happen. My friend owns some land in Coventry, on this land there is a natural amphitheatre that were clearing out in the spring if it all goes well we might be able to have a show there by August.

We're also talking about having the black metal solstice show there next December so if you know how to control a couple or if you want to help pay for the stage & generator please get at me. tomgsly@gmail.com
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[Feb 14,2013 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""]
That would be awesome.
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[Feb 14,2013 2:14pm - AndrewBastard ""]
yup^
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[Feb 14,2013 2:22pm - nekronaut ""]
YUUUUUUUUUUUP!
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[Feb 14,2013 2:24pm - Not City Queer  ""]
^ False heathens.
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[Feb 14,2013 2:26pm - ÆRK  ""]
real heathen, false pagan here.
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[Feb 14,2013 2:34pm - Uncle Paul  ""]
I never been a city queer... I am proud of that... Cuz no matter what those city folks say... City ain't heathen ... City is not a heathen or a pagan or a country thing... Heathens ain't from the city ... Bottom line... They ain't... Paganism and heathenry comes from the countryside...
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[Feb 14,2013 2:36pm - Burnsy ""]
Sister-fucking and cow-fucking also come from the countryside. Just sayin.
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[Feb 14,2013 3:30pm - ELLIPSES POLICE  ""]
HALT... PULL OVER, CITIZEN... PLACE THE ELLIPSES ON THE CAR...
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[Feb 14,2013 3:34pm - Burnsy ""]
Finally, someone doing their fucking job.
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[Feb 14,2013 3:34pm - largefreakatzero ""]

Burnsy said:Sister-fucking and cow-fucking also come from the countryside. Just sayin.


We gotta get laid somehow in the woods :(
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[Feb 14,2013 3:43pm - slarley davidson & slarboro man  ""]

who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen


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[Feb 14,2013 3:44pm - Burnsy ""]
I guess I have no place knocking it til I've tried it, LFAZ.
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[Feb 14,2013 7:56pm - largefreakatzero ""]
In all seriousness I would come out of metal retirement to reveal my shitty secret project for something like this. The couple two three Coos Chaos feasts we did were probably the most fun shows I've ever played. Would dig doing something like that again. I mean where else can you almost collide with a moose on the way home and have your singer unsuccessfully try to fight most of a small town?
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[Feb 15,2013 1:35pm - chriskar ""]
depending on the date aril, we'd be down to do this.
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[Feb 15,2013 1:57pm - DYA is TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN  ""]
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[Feb 15,2013 3:21pm - Yeti ""]

largefreakatzero said:In all seriousness I would come out of metal retirement to reveal my shitty secret project for something like this. The couple two three Coos Chaos feasts we did were probably the most fun shows I've ever played. Would dig doing something like that again. I mean where else can you almost collide with a moose on the way home and have your singer unsuccessfully try to fight most of a small town?


reveal it anyways.
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[Feb 15,2013 3:36pm - vattnet viskslar  ""]

slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen



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[Feb 15,2013 3:51pm - largefreakatzero ""]

Yeti said:
largefreakatzero said:In all seriousness I would come out of metal retirement to reveal my shitty secret project for something like this. The couple two three Coos Chaos feasts we did were probably the most fun shows I've ever played. Would dig doing something like that again. I mean where else can you almost collide with a moose on the way home and have your singer unsuccessfully try to fight most of a small town?


reveal it anyways.



Need to get around to recording first.
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[Feb 15,2013 4:03pm - RichHorror ""]
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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[Feb 15,2013 4:07pm - largefreakatzero ""]
[img]

Excuse me while I whip this out.
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[Feb 15,2013 4:20pm - slark was the night  ""]

vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen




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[Feb 15,2013 4:32pm - RichHorror ""]
Can't you see that this man is a nih?
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[Feb 15,2013 4:42pm - Alx_Casket ""]
[img]
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[Feb 15,2013 4:54pm - RichHorror ""]
Wrong movie fun guy.
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[Feb 15,2013 4:55pm - RichHorror ""]
I clearly typed "nih" and not "ni' FAKE FAN
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[Feb 15,2013 6:00pm - DYA is TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN  ""]
nih please
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[Feb 15,2013 7:19pm - Snowden ""]
NIMH plz
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[Feb 23,2013 6:00pm - josh hates logging in  ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/582230901793853/

They got this done in California. You're doing it wrong.
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[Feb 25,2013 12:37pm - slargo  ""]

slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen





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[Feb 25,2013 4:48pm - Alex_Mooney_likes_this ""]
:THUMBSUP:
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[Feb 25,2013 4:49pm - the truth  ""]

slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen






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[Mar 1,2013 12:41pm - slarket basket  ""]

slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen






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[Mar 1,2013 1:11pm - Han Solo  ""]
ITT: Im gone for a little while and all of a sudden rttp has delusions of grandeur?
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[May 15,2013 4:09pm - dzhokslar tslarnaev  ""]

slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen







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[May 15,2013 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
Actually, the LEGION is doing one apparently
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[May 15,2013 4:11pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Next year in VT. *whistles*
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[May 15,2013 4:21pm - Bill Cheesespeaker  ""]
Why is Alex posting in this thread? Is Green Jelly playing?
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[May 15,2013 4:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Good one, aril.
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[May 15,2013 5:00pm - DJ WolkKvb  ""]
Putting in a request for vacation time at Lids to support the Legion outside.
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[May 15,2013 6:20pm - AndrewBastard NLI  ""]
I found the raddest place in lynn mass nea dungeon rock that's like made for an outdoor music fest...stage set up, picnic tables/fire pits everywhere...but houses are way too close :/
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[May 15,2013 7:34pm - largefreakatzero ""]
"Rad" and "Lynn, MA" are mutually exclusive and cannot be used on the same sentence.
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[May 15,2013 9:30pm - Alx_Casket ""]
@dru unplugged dgm set
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[May 16,2013 8:41am - DYA is DERISIVE OF YOUR NONSENSE  ""]

Alx_Casket said:Good one, aril.


Persecution complexes are so 2000s.
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[May 16,2013 12:59pm - slar trek into slarkness  ""]

dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen








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[May 20,2013 10:54pm - grandmotherweb ""]
.. but if it does, i will bring an army of fire spinners
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[May 21,2013 9:03am - DYA is NOPE  ""]

grandmotherweb said:.. but if it does, i will bring an army of fire spinners


Please don't, this could be cool. We don't need to dork it up with hippie performance art.
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[May 21,2013 9:12am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
If the fire spinners are allowed on Never Gonna Happen Fest I certainly hope the weeks prior are very dry and a forest fire kills everyone there.
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[May 21,2013 9:15am - DYA is NOPE  ""]
In charge of fire safety for New England Attention and Thursdays Fest: Great White's pyro guy.
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[May 21,2013 9:21am - DYA is NOPE  ""]
I will be in attendance, performing live heathen spin art, and distributing Satanic inverted un-friendship bracelets. I don't have to headline, you can give me the slot just before.
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[May 21,2013 9:33am - KEVORD ""]
How will the cops find the fest to break it up if there isn't flaming signals lighting up the sky?DIY 911 guys.
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[May 21,2013 9:34am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Can I have a stall where I can make gimp bracelets? Sorry, I meant serpentine bindings.
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[May 21,2013 10:00am - Lance Vance  ""]

DYA%20is%20NOPE said:
grandmotherweb said:.. but if it does, i will bring an army of fire spinners


Please don't, this could be cool. We don't need to dork it up with hippie performance art.



That awkward moment when you realize the rest of the world isn't like the venue you run where you can do a fire breathing show whenever you want.
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[May 21,2013 11:10am - ark  ""]
shut your pie hole alx!
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[May 21,2013 11:15am - DYA is NOPE  ""]

ark said:shut your pie hole alx!


I smell notGaucher, please post privileged D&D info to confirm identity.
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[May 21,2013 11:29am - Alx_Casket ""]

ark said:shut your pie hole alx!


[img]
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[May 21,2013 11:32am - Thri-Kreen Inquisitor Command  ""]
Currently recieving intel on mass-trolling operation by the flesh known as Alx_Casket. Massive archive of tasty felines confirmed.
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[May 21,2013 11:36am - Alx_Casket ""]
I don't usually troll, but when I do, I'm using aril's IP. Srsly tho, I only post logged in.
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[May 21,2013 11:36am - DYA is NOPE  ""]

Thri-Kreen%20Inquisitor%20Command said:Currently recieving intel on mass-trolling operation by the flesh known as Alx_Casket. Massive archive of tasty felines confirmed.


Challenge question successfully answered. Your RTTP Elite Mountaineer Gold Account menu options are now available. Please enjoy your day.
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[May 21,2013 11:48am - Thri-Kreen Inquisitor Command  ""]
You wriggle and squirm! Oh this one loves to watch, yes!!
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[May 21,2013 2:29pm - grandmotherweb ""]

Lance%20Vance said:
DYA%20is%20NOPE said:
grandmotherweb said:.. but if it does, i will bring an army of fire spinners


Please don't, this could be cool. We don't need to dork it up with hippie performance art.



That awkward moment when you realize the rest of the world isn't like the venue you run where you can do a fire breathing show whenever you want.



oh, i'm keenly aware of how hard it is to find places to do fire. but i maintain that an outdoor metal fest is more worthy than the hippie techno raves that usually have it.
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[May 21,2013 2:40pm - SUCCESSFUL HIPPIE TECHNO RAVE PROMOTER  ""]

grandmotherweb said:
Lance%20Vance said:
DYA%20is%20NOPE said:
grandmotherweb said:.. but if it does, i will bring an army of fire spinners


Please don't, this could be cool. We don't need to dork it up with hippie performance art.



That awkward moment when you realize the rest of the world isn't like the venue you run where you can do a fire breathing show whenever you want.



oh, i'm keenly aware of how hard it is to find places to do fire. but i maintain that an outdoor metal fest is more worthy than the hippie techno raves that usually have it.



NOT INTERESTED.
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[May 15,2014 3:59pm - mayor slarty walsh  ""]

dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen








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[May 15,2014 4:03pm - TimRiley ""]
well actually- it will. at least in a different incarnation.
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[May 15,2014 4:15pm - slarduous task  ""]

mayor%20slarty%20walsh said:
dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen









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[May 15,2014 4:39pm - TimRiley ""]
sorry- arduous task is not on the bill.
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[May 15,2014 5:44pm - slartan's slartyrs  ""]

slarduous%20task said:
mayor%20slarty%20walsh said:
dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
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who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen










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[May 16,2014 4:36pm - heaving_heathen  ""]

slartan‘s%20slartyrs said:
slarduous%20task said:
mayor%20slarty%20walsh said:
dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
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[Jun 13,2014 3:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]
This is in the process of being built in Greenfield, MA. It seems like a good venue for something like this, albeit a hike.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rpmfest/rpm-fest-2014-a-heavy-music-festival-in-western-ma
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[Jun 13,2014 4:14pm - TimRiley ""]
As of last weekend, the stage floor was completed. We're doing more work tomorrow taking stumps out from the back to make room to finish about 150 cars worth of parking/camping area.

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 13,2014 5:02pm - Wayne from Eternal Suffering's bingo wings  ""]

slartan said:
slarduous%20task said:
mayor%20slarty%20walsh said:
dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never halpin











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[Jun 16,2014 11:00am - Alx_Casket ""]
If a stage is built in the woods, does a heathen metal fest ever get booked there?
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[Jun 16,2014 11:07am - Pro Tip:  ""]
if this is a legit event that is actually going to happen ..then you should probably post a new thread that does not contain all the extra bullshit from previous failed attempts/outlandish plans.

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[Jun 18,2014 2:36pm - slartin short  ""]

slartan said:
slarduous%20task said:
mayor%20slarty%20walsh said:
dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
slarmer%20in%20the%20dell said:
slark%20my%20words said:this will never happen











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[Feb 21,2015 8:17pm - sad aril  ""]
:(
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[Feb 22,2015 9:08pm - better call slar  ""]

slartin%20short said:
slartan said:
slarduous%20task said:
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dzhokslar%20tslarnaev said:
slarket%20basket said:
slargo said:
slark%20was%20the%20night said:
vattnet%20viskslar said:
slarley%20davidson%20 said:
who%20slarted? said:
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