"Clowns Raped Cops" Spam Win[views:5571][posts:23]_________________________________ [May 22,2009 11:07am - xmikex ""] Just checked the spam folder on an older email account. The first message on the list is titled "CLOWNS RAPED COPS" and the body of the letter is for 80% off viagra and levitra from Canadian pharmacies. Who can top it? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 22,2009 11:17am - largefreakatzero ""] That's a pretty good one. All I got was "Penis Size" and the body was "Increase the size of your penis and make all the girls want to feel it!" Sounds legit. |
| _________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:34pm - xmikex ""] Send them your credit card number. What's the worst that could happen?? |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:35pm - brian_dc ""] I feel like they deserve my identity if they get that good. |
| _________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:40pm - xmikex ""] I mean, they took the time to personally write you an email for a product they thought you'd enjoy. The least they deserve is your SSN. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:42pm - brian_dc ""] "Clowns Raped Cops" just happens to appeal to my sensibilities. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:56pm - largefreakatzero ""] Better yet, I am going to send blank checks to the Nigerian address they sent me. Hey, they promised me a 300% return on my investment, what could possibly go wrong? |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 22,2009 12:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Birthday fart dog whistle insurance. |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2009 12:59pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Better yet, I am going to send blank checks to the Nigerian address they sent me. Hey, they promised me a 300% return on my investment, what could possibly go wrong? you know, that would be funny if a staggering amount of the population didn't actually say and do it. |
| ________________________________ [May 22,2009 1:35pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Birthday fart dog whistle insurance. I 30% believe that's a real email subject, 70% think you said it to a black girl. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2009 10:22am - rotivore ""] largefreakatzero said:Better yet, I am going to send blank checks to the Nigerian address they sent me. Hey, they promised me a 300% return on my investment, what could possibly go wrong?I dont know but I want in |
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| ____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2009 10:13am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] You can't really top anything that involves clown rape, but "Message from NAMBLA: 20% of Prescription Drugs" was rather absurd. It's very reassuring to know that NAMBLA is looking out for your health and your wallet. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2009 10:15am - RustyPS ""] largefreakatzero said:Odorgasm -- new Composted song?this man is a genius |
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| ________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 2:03pm - xmikex ""] huh? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 2:33pm - Martins ""] This is a spam subject thread, right? That was a spam subject I received. |
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