Fu jury duty[views:2397][posts:22]_________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:04am - sxealex ""] currently here that is all |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:06am - SkinSandwich ""] Blows. If it is a black dude on trial tell them you are a racist. |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:18am - sxealex ""] wore a bold face dying fetus hoody hope that gets me out of it |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2009 8:19am - blue ""] Hahahah amazing |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:21am - the_reverend ""] my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell" |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:43am - largefreakatzero ""] Show up in black face. You definitely won't be picked and the results are bound to be hilarious. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2009 8:50am - timma ""] Haha...nothing says "pick me!" quite like Dying Fetus in a jury room. |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:22pm - sxealex ""] FUCKING SO GLAD I WORE THAT HOODY.... was there 6 hours but didnt get picked for the hitman's trial in this case. http://wbztv.com/local/Edward.Schiller.James.2.577833.html |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:23pm - sxealex ""] THANK YOU [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha Brandon BoE used to always use this method and they never would pick him. I'm going to have to try it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:47pm - arilliusbm ""] As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains! |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:52pm - arilliusbm ""] obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 1:59pm - C.dEAd ""] Haha, good stories here. I had to do this once in of all places Lowell (lived in Waltham at the time) and it sucked so hard. It was hot, it was 6am sharp, no parking anywhere and we didn't even get to the point of being picked. Some asshole comes in the room 8 hours later and says "Everybody go home". I wanted to throw my sandwich at him so bad but I ate it instead. |
| _______________________________________ [May 29,2009 2:01pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Call in dead. |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2009 2:47pm - josh_hates_you ""] haha. i have never even gotten invited to serve jury duty. is it because im a convicted felon? |
| _________________________________ [May 29,2009 8:56pm - sxealex ""] arilliusbm said:As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains! *goes to check his mail, face palm* arilliusbm said:obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2009 9:06pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sighyou do know that your car will be broken into... |
| ______________________________________________ [May 29,2009 9:46pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I think your civic duty is a pretty cool guy. eh wastes everyone's time and doesn't afraid of anything. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2009 9:57pm - xanonymousx ""] that was me, but i wore a porphyria shirt |
| _______________________________________________ [May 29,2009 10:05pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] PROTIP: When you have to watch the video explaining how jury duty works making a jerk off gesture above the table you're seated at really helps your chances of not being selected. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 14,2009 4:25pm - arilliusbm ""] so I have mine at 8AM tomorrow in Brockton. Because it's in Brockton, it's probably a murder trial. Should I wear my old Dying Fetus shirt? Like what is the best way to look like a scrub and not get chosen? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 14,2009 4:35pm - Conservationist ""] the_reverend said:my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell" This one's even more effective: "I used to work at a law firm" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2009 4:42pm - Pires ""] I want to get picked but never will. Stupid justice system. |