Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?[views:178671][posts:568]_______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""] Rich Bova removed all of his skin and just plays his tendons. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:47pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] xmikex said:Don't get too excited. He's only shedding his human shell. xmikex said: Rich Bova is the 2nd coming of Christ fixed. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:57pm - arilliusbm ""] Everytime Rich Bova takes a shit, he makes sure there's no one's watching because he really doesn't have to shit. Everybody knows gods don't shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:00pm - anonymous ""] rich bova told john oates to shave off his moustache. and he did. the virginia tech massacre resulted after the gunman's pleas to rich bova for an autographed saint to sinner poster were repeatedly ignored. rich bova's tombstone declared that his tombstone should read "the shreddiest shredder that ever shredd". |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:02pm - Yeti ""] Judge Shredd |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Rich Bova's room consists of 21 paper shredders because he can only be around people that are like him. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:04pm - Yeti ""] hahaha that was a good one. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:03pm - xmikex ""] The last time Rich Bova took a shit Roger Waters stole it and wrote Dark Side of the Moon. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:15pm - the_reverend ""] Rich Bova was a founding member of Asystole. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:17pm - anonymous ""] when prompted to advance sums of money to nigerian princes, rich bova replies "rich bova only looks out for one person: rich bova." |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:23pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] BOVA SCANDAL UPDATE: Rich Bova sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him shredding powers. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:30pm - arilliusbm ""] More and more quantum physics professors are accepting the real meaning of dimensions and the universe: Rich Bova's seven-String Theory. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:31pm - Sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:Rich Bova was a founding member of Sacreligion. Fixed. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:39pm - arilliusbm ""] After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:41pm - Doomkid ""] I feel like most of these should be attached to illustrations from The Far Side. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:45pm - RustyPS ""] I'm tellin ya....RichBovaFacts.com...DO IT NAO |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:52pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY." |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:54pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:55pm - Sacreligion ""] MikeofDecrepitude said:GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY." I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:59pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:01pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted. oh my... I really really really wish that I had my new updates uploaded. that is the best. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:03pm - the_reverend ""] Rich Bova actually has the combined shredding abilities of 3 men. he stole it from his 2 brothers, Spacecorpse and FinalBloodBath. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:04pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:05pm - the_reverend ""] Saint to Sinner pay $131,528,041.65 transfer fee to buy Rich Bavo from Best Friend Solitude |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:07pm - RustyPS ""] Kadoog‘n‘stuff said:[img]LMAO!!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:07pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] I am a master of pseudo-photoshop. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:07pm - metal_church101 ""] Sacreligion said: MikeofDecrepitude said:GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY." I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him. Bact. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:10pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova's former job was crafting julienne salads. He never once used a knife. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:19pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted. hahahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] The beginning of existence was started when Rich Bova played the heaviest riff known to the universe. When Rich Bova cums, Korn gathers it together, smears it on their instruments, and writes a new record. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I got Rich Bova samplers NOT ON RELAPSE in my Century Media gift bag. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:42pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova is so metal that he doesn't post on RTTP. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Rich Bova killed Chiodos with an Asus7 arpeggio. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:48pm - Sacreligion ""] Are you sure it wasn't an Am7 arpeggio? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:50pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Cage's 4'33" was originally supposed to be four minutes thirty-three seconds of Rich Bova's epic shredding but his sonics were so innovative and pumped with steroids that they destroyed the magnetic tape recording him. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:53pm - Sacreligion ""] The Nazca lines were made so that Rich Bova's soaring melodies would have something to look at. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Rich Bova shredded the theme song to John Dwyer's conception...FROM ATOP HIS MOM |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:58pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] 50 trillion years from now a tasty lick Rich Bova played at age 12 will be responsible for the heat death of the universe. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:02pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] According to Fairuza Balk in 1996's hit film The Craft: "If God and the Devil were playing football, Rich Bova would be the stadium that they played on" |
| _____________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:13pm - pam ""] ah dammit, and here I was thinking the photoshopping hadn't started. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:28pm - the_reverend ""] Sacreligion said:Rich Bova is so metal that he doesn't know RTTP. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:29pm - the_reverend ""] Sacreligion said: MikeofDecrepitude said:GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY." I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.stop lying you fucking liar. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:30pm - the_reverend ""] Sacreligion said: MikeofDecrepitude said:GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY." I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.end that with "in my dreams" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:57pm - the_reverend ""] Rich Bova's alarm clock is zakk wylde playing the national anthem. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:02pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Zakk Wylde's alarm clock is Rich Bova playing the Bovanian national anthem. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:07pm - RustyPS ""] Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and savior |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:15pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Freddy Mercury did not die of AIDS; after denying Rich Bova's demand of calling one of Queen's biggest hits "Bovamian Rhapsody," Bova pointed his axe to the frontman and placed a curse on him with the nastiest chromatic scale anyone had ever heard. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] cowbell ask for more bova. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:19pm - RustyPS ""] The robot wants Bova and Chi Chi's |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:34pm - Kadoooooouche ""] Rich Bova's right hand moves so fast as to slow the Earth's rotation by 3/16 of a second every time he shreds, making the year not 2009 but 1998. This ensures both his music and his haircut will remain in style as long as there are Bovas living among us. |