ATTN: RTTP[views:2192][posts:30]_____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:11pm - Sacreligion ""] Saint to Sinner is playing the New Wave Cafe on Sept. 26 2009, provided that Rich Bova's guitar tone doesn't kill his bandmates by then. We should all go chanting Rich Bova facts and holding up "Bova" signs and what not. Brilliance. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:18pm - arilliusbm ""] Just all rush the stage with pens and papers asking for autographs after the show |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:19pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Expect the New Wave to sell out its first show ever. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:19pm - Sacreligion ""] In the frenzy I will pull out his braids. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:21pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Don't do that! They're the source of his shredding skills! Kind of like how Lemmy's moles are the entry into an entirely new universe. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:22pm - Sacreligion ""] Lemmy's mole is actually just a neutron star. Bova's braids are made from the dark matter that was leftover from the Lemmy superbova. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I don't know if this show's happening, Rich Bova has a $400,000 guarantee and New Wave management has expressed doubts about being able to pay him. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:23pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Yes. Let us not upset the delicate balance of the cosmos. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:24pm - Sacreligion ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:I don't know if this show's happening, Rich Bova has a $400,000 guarantee and New Wave management has expressed doubts about being able to pay him. He also accepts payment in false admiration. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:24pm - arilliusbm ""] how about this: attn: rev, Please play Saint To Sinner or any of Bova-fied projects on your show monday. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:26pm - Sacreligion ""] It's not truly bonafide until it's been Bova-fied. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:27pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Bova Fett? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:28pm - ASSRELIGION ""] HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE RICHS GUITAR PLAYING IS BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT BAND |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:30pm - Sacreligion ""] OMG YOU ARE RIGHT I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING RICH BOVA IS A WAY BETTER MUSICIAN THAN EVERYONE HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT THAT |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:30pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] MY USE OF CAPITALIZATION WILL OBSCURE MY LACK OF A POINT |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:33pm - Sacreligion ""] I'm serious about this, btw. There's no way we can deny the hilarity that would ensue. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:33pm - ASSRELIGION ""] RICH KNOWS ABOUT THIS THREAD SO FUCK OFF YOUR BAND SUCKS SHIT FUCK YOU!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:34pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] The religion of ass. Their philosophy? Dick is most certainly bro. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:35pm - Not Rich Bova ""] Rich Bova is better than I am by default. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:36pm - Sacreligion ""] In Soviet Russia, dick bro's you! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:36pm - Sacreligion ""] Or is it the other way around? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:42pm - Pires ""] in dick bro, soviet russia is you? the other way is better. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:44pm - Sacreligion ""] In Saint to Sinner, Bros dick you! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:47pm - reimroc ""] does he try this hard to look like razor ramon? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 11,2009 5:29pm - pam ""] I'm so there. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:24pm - Sacreligion ""] That makes 3 people. We need at least 20 so we can set an attendance record at the New Wave. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:25pm - RustyPS ""] Sacreligion said:In Saint to Sinner, Bros dick you! DING DING DING |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:26pm - the_reverend ""] if besr friend solitude were opening, i would go. otherwise no thanks. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:33pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Well make it 4, Im always fucken down for makeing an obscean fucken scean. Fuck BoVa... Yeah I said it... :O.... And yes i am as seriouse as a heart attack for making this happen |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 6:34pm - the_reverend ""] im dead serious about bova. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:24pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Rich Bova does not try to look like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon tries to look like Rich Bova. The machismo he oozes is actually Bova's sperm dripping from his pores. |