PETA wishes the president hadn't swatted that fly[views:5649][posts:106]_________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:55am - zyklon ""] http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/06/obama_and_the_f.php |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 2:40am - sxealex ""] http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 10:49am - Yeti ""] she doesn't look like she'd taste very good at all. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 10:55am - C.dEad ""] Fucking cunts. Anyone ever see the "Bullshit" episode on PETA? Turns out the head of PETA takes medication that is crucial to her well being. Guess what is in it? Animal product. But it saves her life right? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 10:57am - RustyPS ""] PETA are SCUM |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 10:59am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:03am - xanonymousx ""] i hate peta. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:08am - archaeon ""] Flys aren't animals, They're insects. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:09am - the_reverend ""] that lady's will is funny.. especially since it says something about turning her skin to leather. looks like she's 1/2 way there. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:11am - RustyPS ""] is there a more hated group in this country that's from this country than PETA? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:11am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] nambla, maybe? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:14am - the_reverend ""] archaeon said:Flys aren't animals, They're insects. You sir are incorrect. Insects are in the taxonomy kingdom of Animal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal and then phylum arthropoda. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:20am - C.dEad ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:nambla, maybe? You don't know us. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:34am - pam ""] Wow, I said something about peta when I saw this on the news...haha. Douchebags. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:38am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian. Damn straight. What's worse is that there are so many ignoramuses (or would it be ignorami?) out there that believe anyone who's vegan or vegetarian supports PETA. Fucks. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:39am - brian_dc ""] hahaha...that will is amazing. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:42am - pam ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: MikeOfDecrepitude said:The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian. Damn straight. What's worse is that there are so many ignoramuses (or would it be ignorami?) out there that believe anyone who's vegan or vegetarian supports PETA. Fucks. I fucking hate PETA, fuck that. I just don't want to eat nasty injected engineered robo-meat. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:43am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I went vegetarian because the robomeat was cultivated by Rich Bova and subsequently tore my innards up with eternal shred. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:47am - arilliusbm ""] Last year PETA wanted Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream to use human milk instead of cow milk. fuck that! Veggies are fucking excellent, but there's no way I could pass up a nice, juicy steak.. regardless of what it went through before it's on the plate in front of me. One step into Ruth Chris' in Boston may change your life forever. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:49am - pam ""] I never thought I could either until I did. Don't miss it at all. Well...I miss bacon but who wouldn't? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:49am - dreadkill ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian. The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a human. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:53am - arilliusbm ""] ...or baby back ribs for that matter. eating baby back ribs is like an orgasm of BBQ sauce and flavor inside your mouth |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:57am - C.dEad ""] I wish I could go veggie, but much like Jim/Aril, I can't pass up a filet and other delicious animals. I do eat mostly vegan stuff anyway. I am eating hummus right now. It's all about moderation and if I don't eat it, someone else will. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:57am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] pam said:I never thought I could either until I did. Don't miss it at all. Well...I miss bacon but who wouldn't? Same here, except bacon. The thought of bacon makes me cringe now, which is quite the opposite of how I felt about bacon before, haha. Every now and then I'll smell a burger cooking and start to salivate for like 2 seconds, then immediately feel somewhat nauseated. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:58am - C.dEad ""] ....and there is no way I can pass up well prepared tripe and gizzards. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:58am - reimroc ""] How can you guys just switch off the urge to eat meat? Did you all sit down and force yourself to watch animals being slaughtered until you didn't like eating meat anymore? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] reimroc said:How can you guys just switch off the urge to eat meat? Did you all sit down and force yourself to watch animals being slaughtered until you didn't like eating meat anymore? For me it was a gradual change. It was mainly a mental thing; the subconscious guilt set in to the point where I couldn't avoid it, then just stopped eating meat cold turkey (THAT'S A PUN, HAH!). I had tried giving up meat before, but loved it too much. Eventually it just made me feel sick and stopped tasting good. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:04pm - reimroc ""] I see. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:05pm - arilliusbm ""] I grew up with a dog and pretty much developed a number of canine attributes. If North Korea sparks a nuclear war and a post-apocalyptic type environment develops, you could count on me running around in rags eating meat off of dead things. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, I thought you were going to say you were going to eat a dog. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:06pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] reimroc said:How can you guys just switch off the urge to eat meat? Did you all sit down and force yourself to watch animals being slaughtered until you didn't like eating meat anymore? All honesty? I did that a long time ago. I can't/won't watch those videos now. Even though I have a strong tolerance for brutality and grotesqueness, it's too much to watch a mink get skinned alive, only to be left on ground, breathing it's last few agonizing breaths. I do consume dairy, but as far as supporting the meat industry or buying products that have been tested on animals, etc, I won't do it. If I was to ever eat animals again, I'd rather hunt for it, for I feel that's more in accordance with true nature. I also don't believe in preaching to others. I'm only concerned with my own life and not changing others. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:08pm - brian_dc ""] I eat less and less meat these days. I know I could never give up fish. Furthest I could go would be pescatarianism. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:08pm - arilliusbm ""] Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians: You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area. Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation. Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:09pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Most hated groups in America: Mormons PETA NAMBLA Westboro Baptist Church Care to name any more? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:10pm - reimroc ""] lol @ westboro baptist church. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:10pm - reimroc ""] lol @ any baptist church i should say. i'm a tolerant person but damn baptists are nuts. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:11pm - arilliusbm ""] I don't know what you guys are talking about. It's the WESTBOVA BAPTIST CHURCH. get it fuckin' right! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:11pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] arilliusbm said:Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians: You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area. Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation. Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat? As I previously alluded to above, that is a yes. If I could consume a human being over an animal, I would make that the first option, in regards to that scenario. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:11pm - metal_church101 ""] PETA. I would rather is stand for People Eating Tasty Animals. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] arilliusbm said:Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians: You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area. Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation. Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat? When it comes down to survival, you do what you have to do. If it comes down to me dying or eating a woodland creature I'll fuck shit up, since it would actually require me to use natural resources (or whatever is left from the crash) and hunt. But, I would look for suitable vegetation first. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:17pm - arilliusbm ""] One of the most underrated and taboo subjects on food are the benefits of eating insects. Very high in protein, and very good when in desperation for survival. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I should say that if the animals are already dead and I'm stranded with those people, I'll eat the dead animals first; no use for them to go to waste. Or I'd feed them to the other survivors so they're more succulent to eat later. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:23pm - the_reverend ""] I would rather kill and eat a human. If MFR and I were even stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire and there is a full size spare in the back, by the time AAA or the police stopped, I would be like golem sitting around a fire, nibbing on mark fucking skeleton. Meat disgusts me. If you don't slaughter and clean the animals that you eat, then in my mind, you are a pussy faggot with no right eating animal flesh. I have killed, cleaned, and eaten things before, but I realized I was done doing that and now I'm not worthy of it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:24pm - the_reverend ""] btw when I did eat meat, I was one of those kids that picked the entire meat apart to pull out every single sliver of fat. that shit made me gag. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Aaron, there is no way you'd be able to kill me first. But I'd probably be tastier than you anyway, teeheehee. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:25pm - the_reverend ""] are you serious.. dude... no one ever suspects the butterfly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're not even a fucking caterpillar. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:28pm - the_reverend ""] I went to bovacamp. now, I shred with the best of them. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:28pm - the_reverend ""] NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE BOVAFLY. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:29pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh shit. You've got me there. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] A few motivations for eating a human being: 1) The Wendigo factor 2) Consuming someone's liver with fava beans?! Oh I think so... |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] 3) Street cred |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - brian_dc ""] I slaughtered the fuck out of some chick peas and made falafel. MURDER PEAS FUCK PEAS |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:31pm - brian_dc ""] Mark Richards tastes like Kobe beef. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:31pm - reimroc ""] no rttp thread is complete without some hannibal lecter or rich bova reference. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:3) Street cred It goes with the territory. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] : ( |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sad face was to Brian's comment. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - the_reverend ""] and while I've got you, you are dead and I'm feasting on your meat. I'd be all like "Why do his knees taste like shit" and "Why does his dick taste like shit" and "Why does his anus taste like shit" Then when I got back, I would ask archaeon if your dick always tasted like shit... and I would ask dave maggot if your anus always tasted like shit. Oh well, at least you would be completely garlic and marinara marinated already. This kid sweats italian dressing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - brian_dc ""] I love to hate chick peas. which is why I love to eat them I put the hate inside and write nu-metal songs about Mediterranean cuisine. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - reimroc ""] you shouldn't be sad kobe cattle are pampered like royalty. so in essence hes saying you taste like a king. because you are the king of wigger slam. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:34pm - reimroc ""] see how i turned that around? i'm good like that. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:34pm - pam ""] arilliusbm said:Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians: You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area. Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation. Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat? I don't not eat meat because omgtheanimals, I don't eat meat because I find the way we farm it in this country fucking disgusting. I still eat fish occasionally, I have no issue with eating meat on principal, it's the factory farming that turns me off. I don't trust it, I don't support what it's doing to the planet and it has forced me to start trying a bunch of healthy food that I now really like, and probably wouldn't have tried otherwise. I feel better, I'm dropping weight and I don't feel like such a fucking hypocrite. I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. But to answer your question I'd eat the shit out of meat if it came down to me or them. I'm the top of the food chain, dammit. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:35pm - brian_dc ""] they also drink beer all day. ITT: Mark Richards must start drinking if he really wants to be delicious. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Wow, The Rev is tooling on my shit hardcore today. I'm going to punish you tonight if you're at Metal Thursday. I guess tasting like Kobe beef is pretty awesome...but I am no wigger. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - reimroc ""] i like your mentality. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] pam said: I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. Farmer's pledge + free range = FTW. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck being delicious. This temple has never, nor will ever see alcohol. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:38pm - brian_dc ""] your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands) |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh my... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:40pm - pam ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: pam said: I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. Farmer's pledge + free range = FTW. I'm trying, it can get expensive. If it was just me it'd be easier but we're feeding 4 over here. It's really fucking annoying how expensive it is to feed your family good food. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:43pm - Yeti ""] CARNIVORE! I'M A MEAT EATER CARNIVORE! OOOOH I'D LOVE TO EAT YA!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:43pm - reimroc ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Wow, The Rev is tooling on my shit hardcore today. I'm going to punish you tonight if you're at Metal Thursday. I guess tasting like Kobe beef is pretty awesome...but I am no wigger. I had to end on something positive. You are the king of wacky songs? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I AM A SUPERHERO OF SILLY SLAM! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""] i have always been and will forever remain a carnivore. if that in some way makes me an ignoramus, then i'll wear that as a badge. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I find nothing wrong with people who eat meat; diet=personal choice. Much like being straightedge. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - reimroc ""] YOU SHALT NOW BE THOU NAMED KING OF SILLY SLAM |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - reimroc ""] who knew butchering old english could be so fun. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY BREE We don't say bree though. Too good to pass up. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - reimroc ""] lol |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - pam ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I find nothing wrong with people who eat meat; diet=personal choice. Much like being straightedge. Agreed. People can do whatever the hell they want, I don't give a fuuuuck. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - the_reverend ""] mark, fuck you, I'm going to start carrying around beer batter in my trunk just in case it does happen, you will open the trunk of the car and there will be no spare tire just some beer batter and then plunk, you are dead and beer battered. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] All this talk about food is making me hungry. It is time for a burrito. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's on Aaron. Just like Donkey Kong. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:48pm - reimroc ""] are there even a such a thing as militant vegans? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:48pm - pam ""] Yeah I'm starving now. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:49pm - RustyPS ""] reimroc said:are there even a such a thing as militant vegans?Earth Crisis much? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:49pm - reimroc ""] i forgot my lunch at home. which happens to be 30 miles away. FML. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:50pm - pam ""] reimroc said:are there even a such a thing as militant vegans? YES. And they're usually fucking smug asshole pricks. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:52pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:It is time for a burrito. I second that, I'm starting to have withdrawals. Oh, and militant vegans and communists can FUCK OFF! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:53pm - reimroc ""] wow. i did not know that. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:54pm - reimroc ""] those must be the ones that bomb farms and animal testing facilities. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:56pm - pam ""] They pretty much consider it all or nothing. You either go vegan or you're a piece of shit. Vegetarian doesn't count. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:00pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] reimroc said:those must be the ones that bomb farms and animal testing facilities. Bombing farms would be counter-productive since they'd be killing the animals contained within it, haha. They normally release the animals. Beating up employee's of animal testing facilities who are "just doing their jobs" = backed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:16pm - dreadkill ""] THROW COFFEE IN A DOG'S FACE OR YOURE A PUSSY |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:30pm - arilliusbm ""] I had a very tasty avacado mango chicken sandwich from the cafeteria here. then I just finished it off with some spicy buffalo chiken wings. It was bovariffic. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:31pm - dreadkill ""] THROW COFFEE IN RICH BOVA'S FACE |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:35pm - the_reverend ""] I'm having lentil soup. I didn't want it, but it said vegetarian so I felt like I had to. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:36pm - the_reverend ""] oh and I have to have cheese. I would punch a cow in the face for some cheese. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:43pm - brian_dc ""] I had vegan barbecue chicken pizza at Nice Slice the other day because the girlfriend is a dietary disaster.... It was really good. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:48pm - reimroc ""] how can you have "vegan" CHICKEN pizza. thats an oxymoron and a half. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:49pm - brian_dc ""] Soy. Could have fooled me. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 2:04pm - reimroc ""] yea i bet. i figured it had tofu or something in substitute. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 3:18pm - the_rooster ""] That blog sort of reads like an article from The Onion. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 3:21pm - Yeti ""] soy vegan bbq "chicken" pizza is probably the grossest sounding food item i've ever heard of. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 2:23am - the_reverend ""] but it is awesome. |