30 beers challenge[views:14865][posts:80]_____________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:18pm - GUY ""] so a friend of mine thinks he can drink 30 beers(keystone lights) in 10 hours. he's 5'9 200lbs the rules are -he can eat whatever he wants -he has one 20 minute window to throw up in the 10 hours -and he can do lines after the 7th hour think he can do it? also is he gonna die if he does? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:19pm - RichHorror ""] Not much of a challenge. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:20pm - RustyPS ""] 10 hours would be tough...especially for a guy his size |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] 10 hours? Tough? Are you serious? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:23pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] 10 hours is pretty laughable. I don't know if I could do it now, but I used to be able to polish off 30 racks of pabst, way under 10 hours, haha. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:23pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] worst challenge ever, make it a 3 hour period then you might got something |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:23pm - RustyPS ""] actually, yea, now that I think of it, it's not that hard....averages to 3 beers an hour the one 20 minute window to puke helps out alot too |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:24pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, no shit. 30 beers seems like a pretty common amount. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:24pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Puking = disqualification. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:24pm - RichHorror ""] Have him come over here and do the Rich Horror 30 Beers In An Hour Iron Man Challenge. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:26pm - GUY ""] seriously tho thats mad beers and by friend i mean me i pretty sure i can get it done |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:29pm - Sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:Not much of a challenge. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:31pm - RichHorror ""] Not successfully accomplishing this means immediate banishment from the brotherhood of men. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:39pm - arilliusbm ""] 10 hours is almost a whole day. definitely doable. That's three beers an hour. I can do three beers in minutes! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] diabeetus.. 5000-7000 calories right there. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:41pm - Sacreligion ""] I could take a 5 hour nap in the 10 hours and probably still make it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] unfortunate agreeance with sac |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 1:50pm - largefreakatzero ""] This would only be a challenge if you had stomach flu or something. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:03pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] this is not a challenge at all. 50 would be more like it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:19pm - the_reverend ""] I would tap out after 3 beers. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:21pm - RichHorror ""] Shut up when men are talking. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:24pm - corpus ""] The feat of consuming 30 beers in 10 hours is not as difficult as functioning the next day. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:26pm - niccolai ""] It would be a challange if you made him do it upside down. or switched the beer to something heavier like guiness. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:36pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] GUY said: -and he can do lines after the 7th hour Why only after the 7th? If he immediately starts blowing lines and killing beers, he'll be done waaaay under 10 hours. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] Oh shit, I didn't even see the thing about lines. Up the beer goal to 100 beers in 10 hours if there's blow involved (OR YOU ARE A PUSSY). |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 2:47pm - brian_dc ""] I remember puberty. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:05pm - GUY ""] tough crowd. guys serious alltho it might not really be that difficult. to say its not a challenege come on. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:07pm - largefreakatzero ""] Well, if you factor in that Keystone is panther piss, then maybe it's a challenge. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:09pm - arilliusbm ""] I haven't had a keystone light in like 9 years haha. I forget what they taste like |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:15pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] sorry bud, i'm not even trying to act tough here. I don't do "challenges" like your talking about anymore, it's just not worth the headache. BUT i think if your gonna do it, either 30 is not enough beer, or 10 is too many hours. That's really only 3 an hour. Someone with fast metabolism who drinks lots of water and eats healthy can metabolize almost a drink and a half in an hour anyways. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:16pm - Yeti ""] yeah this really isn't a challenge considering its Keystone Light. i don't even think that can be classified as beer. do 30 High Life, still not entirely a challenge but will taste better and make the hangover 1/10th of what it would be. my former roommate could put down 50-60 in that amount of time. he's 6'1 and like 230. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:19pm - corpus ""] Wait, gimme a bro, a canoe, two fishing rods, a ball, 10 hours and 100 COLD beers and I will show you the physical equation for work-done.I would just need some danks for frequency modulation. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:23pm - corpus ""] And jim- stop throwing around words like metabolize, as it has no correlation to "tolerance" or assimilation rate- which are gonna be waay variable with the advent of the "seventh hour clause"..lol |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] corpus said:Wait, gimme a bro, a canoe, two fishing rods, a ball, 10 hours and 100 COLD beers and I will show you the physical equation for work-done.I would just need some danks for frequency modulation. I like the way you think. Ditch the canoe, let's take my boat -- easier to not fall out of. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:34pm - GUY ""] thanks for the support |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:37pm - corpus ""] I might have to stop by your area one of these days when I'm headed up the Whites freak. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:49pm - NuclearWinter ""] This isn't really much of a challenge if you know how to drink. Me and my friend do this every year. With Keystone Light, it will be a piece of cake, and using drugs to keep oneself awake is supreme cheating. You should be doing this with PBR. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:50pm - mattkings ""] Not hard to do at all. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:52pm - largefreakatzero ""] corpus said:I might have to stop by your area one of these days when I'm headed up the Whites freak. Email me for phone # -- Big Andy's Guide Service in full effect. I'm probably less than an hour from the NH border. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 3:55pm - NuclearWinter ""] A real challenge would be doing the 30-rack Challenge in one of those plastic backyard kiddie houses, where you can't leave 'till all 30 beers are consumed and you piss out of the kiddie house window when needs be. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:11pm - BlackoutRick ""] I did 30 in 6 hours back in 97'. If the puke is beer froth it is NOT a legitimate puke and is considered non-existant. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:13pm - BlackoutRick ""] BTW this thread is major WIN. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:19pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] Nick-I can accept that i've been taught the wrong phrase, but what is the right phrase? I've always heard that you (insert correct word here) a little more than one drink an hour. Which word should go there if not metabolize? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] a real challenge would be a race to alcohol poisoning. first one to die or be hospitalized is disqualified |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:35pm - brian_dc ""] First RttPer to steal an elementary student and film video of skipping said child across a body of water like a rock wins. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:36pm - brian_dc ""] film video, everybody |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:37pm - RustyPS ""] brian_dc said:First RttPer to steal an elementary student and film video of skipping said child across a body of water like a rock wins.you had to post this AFTER the school I work at let out for summer vacation....DAMN YOU |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:48pm - c.DEaD ""] largefreakatzero said:Well, if you factor in that Keystone is panther piss, then maybe it's a challenge. Haha, panther piss. Thats great. But no shit, I used to topple down 12 stones in less than an hour and a half when I was 15/16 without blow. I believe in you. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 4:50pm - brian_dc ""] difficult or not throw you fucking car keys into a river first. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 5:44pm - Bradness nli ""] RichHorror said:10 hours? Tough? Are you serious? back when KA was in full force, Mark, Nick and John would take down a 30 rack each in one night. This kids a clown |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:11pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] [Jun 22,2009 4:50pm - brian_dc] difficult or not throw you fucking car keys into a river first. QFT |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:18pm - RichHorror ""] Bradness%20nli said: RichHorror said:10 hours? Tough? Are you serious? back when KA was in full force, Mark, Nick and John would take down a 30 rack each in one night. This kids a clown Yeah, 30 beers a night seems standard to me. 60-100 beers in 10 hours would be pretty great, though. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:25pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] 60-100 sounds right for you Rich, that's why i was saying 50 for your average alchee. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:26pm - RichHorror ""] A more impressive challenge would be drinking Keystone Light without making a horrible face after every sip. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:33pm - spaldino ""] a friend and i killed a beer ball and a 1/3 of another one in a few hours before. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:45pm - immortal13 ""] I'm 5'9", 145 pounds and could do this no problem. Stop being a pussy and drink. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:50pm - arilliusbm ""] God damn I miss being 5'9'' 145 pounds. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:51pm - immortal13 ""] Metabolism. I eat like a champ and can't gain weight. I've gained ten pounts in the past year from working out, that's about it. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:54pm - arilliusbm ""] That used to be me in my teens, but then it all caught up to me. Nothing better than stretch marks from beer. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 6:56pm - immortal13 ""] I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 22,2009 11:00pm - GUY ""] 60 beers in 10 hours is way to much...i got my boys up to $200 for success...and yes car keys are away for that night and like c.dead said its gettin done |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 11:02pm - RichHorror ""] Once you hit 30 beers, you should just keep going to see how much of a champion you can be. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 8:31am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] RichHorror said:A more impressive challenge would be drinking Keystone Light without making a horrible face after every sip. Good call. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 8:43am - corpus_colostomy ""] immortal13 said:I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out. spoken like a true young buck. you cant defy physics...talk to us when your gonads drop. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:04am - c.DeaD ""] immortal13 said:I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out. It will catch up, trust me. I am 25 and exactly your height. I was around that weight when I was 21, maybe 150. I weigh 180 now. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:12am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] I dunno, I drink on a regular basis, but I also exercise daily. I've maintained a weight of about 155 since 21. Polishing off a 30 rack to the face is a rite of passage. It's something that must be done, and it's best not to question. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:13am - scumfuck ""] this challenge is lame....thats what i did at work yesterday. oh sorry it was icehouse not keystone |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:15am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Agreed. A challenge would be climbing Everest. This, however, is just something you do. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:29am - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:God damn I miss being 5'9'' 145 pounds.fond memories of elementary school? In college, I was 145 and 6'1" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:38am - the_reverend ""] when I graduated college, I was 150. with in a couple years, I was 175. A terrible gf and I was 190. After dating carina for a while, I started going to the gym and was 209 for a week until my weight started going back down. Now, I have more muscle then I've ever had (cause I never ever went to the gym). If I keep going to the gym, I stay at 188. If I stop (like when I had bronchitis a few weeks ago) I go down to 180. I can't believe I was this height and 145 for years. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 9:41am - arilliusbm ""] When I started college I was 6'5'' 180. Now I'm roughly 6'6''(?) 230lbs. body doesn't like it too much. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:32am - Yeti ""] i've only gained 6 pounds since i was 18, and that's due to drinking heavily. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:33am - john aubrey ""] In 10 hours I feel like I could do more than 40 with a puke window...I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:35am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] john%20aubrey said:I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke Not if you went into it highly prepared. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 11:22am - mattkings ""] immortal13 said:I'm 5'9", 145 pounds and could do this no problem. Stop being a pussy and drink. I challenge you Greg. I don't think you can do this. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 11:35am - c.DeaD ""] john%20aubrey said:In 10 hours I feel like I could do more than 40 with a puke window...I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke I can see how the coke would help as it would keep you awake and give you the urge to keep drinking as to prolong your high. It goes both ways. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:38pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, I've definitely polished off a 12 pack without really noticing thanks to coke. It is a helpful friend. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:40pm - c.DeaD ""] It really does do that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:42pm - RichHorror ""] You're far too busy telling anyone who'll listen about how you're faster than the ocean to notice how many beers you're putting away. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:55pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Coke's one hell of a drug |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:59pm - c.DeaD ""] RichHorror said:You're far too busy telling anyone who'll listen about how you're faster than the ocean to notice how many beers you're putting away. haahaha |