The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...[views:2830][posts:8]___________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 10:27am - succubus ""] 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 10:32am - Josiah_the_Black ""] ahahahahahahahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 10:36am - Josh_hates_you ""] that reminds me where is uncle dad?? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 10:50am - MyDeadDoll ""] they need to really make these. i'm sure they'd sell... we're all warped bastards. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 12:13pm - dreadkill ""] i'd send half of those to my ex |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 12:15pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i'd sent them to myself |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 12:29pm - succubus ""] i'd give 8, 11 & 12 to someone tonight! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 12:38pm - morkul ""] My boss deserves #4. Bastard. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2004 1:46pm - The_ExhumeD ""] splendid- misery makes the world turn |