Is it right to be offended that playtex sent me a box of tampons as a 'free gift' ?[views:1603][posts:8]___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:08pm - arilliusbm ""] What the fuck is this? Kind of odd I get this junk in the mail after dealing with Martins last week.. ? "A free gift just for you" straight from playtex, 4 tampons. I thought they were condoms but I guess I was fooled. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:14pm - brian_dc ""] tampons are the new ass pennies |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:21pm - brian_dc ""] Oh, god, I forget how good this is. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:33pm - Martins ""] I threw in a little extra for those special times. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Looks like it's time to invest in that vagina you've always wanted. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:36pm - arilliusbm ""] They addressed me as "Mr." on the label as well. Oh well, I'll just regift it and give it to my mother for xmas or something |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 3:08pm - Conservationist ""] arilliusbm said:What the fuck is this? Kind of odd I get this junk in the mail after dealing with Martins last week.. ? "A free gift just for you" straight from playtex, 4 tampons. I thought they were condoms but I guess I was fooled. Did you sign up for any emo mailing lists lately? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2009 3:18pm - xmikex ""] Make a big pitcher of watermellon Koolaid, dip the tampons in it for a few minutes, put them back in the box, tape it up, return to sender |