man dies after falling into a vat of chocolate[views:1663][posts:18]______________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:43am - Yeti ""] http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/09/new.jersey.chocolate.death/index.html pfff....pussy [img] |
______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:44am - the_reverend ""] way to mark it a news article |
______________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:45am - Yeti ""] INB4 REV'S FLAMING |
____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:46am - arilliusbm ""] did he clog the pipe too? looks like wonka failed this time around. |
____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:49am - RichHorror ""] What a way to go. |
___________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:49am - dreadkill ""] oompa loompa doopity doo, jeffrey's stirring up some chocolate for you! |
_______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:49am - boblovesmusic ""] gives new meaning to Death By Chocolate... |
_______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:51am - boblovesmusic ""] also watch out the next time you grab a bar of chocolate! |
___________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] mmm the laaand of chocolate. |
______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:00am - goatcatalyst ""] Does that mean they had to throw out all that chocolate? ... or is that what Ocean State Job Lot is for? |
_____________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:42am - pam ""] hahahaha |
________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:58am - xmikex ""] Too thick to pour? I'll wait. |
________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:34pm - SacreligionNLI ""] THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO! |
________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:56pm - Conservationist ""] goatcatalyst said:Does that mean they had to throw out all that chocolate? I bet they didn't, even though he probably urinated and pooped in it as he croaked. |
__________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 2:16pm - narkybark ""] they'll just label it "mocha" |
______________________________ [Jul 9,2009 4:06pm - tylor ""] AUGUSTUS GLUF |
________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 4:15pm - reimroc ""] Thats how I want to go out. That or have a heart-attack at a whore house. |
________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 5:27pm - Conservationist ""] Hopefully the chocolate kept him warm so they could rape the corpse |
__________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 5:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] reimroc said:Thats how I want to go out. That or have a heart-attack at a whore house. death by whoregasm for the win |