GET DRUNK AT WORK OR YOU'RE A[views:4197][posts:58]____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:32am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] ...Yeah, I'm not even going there. And if you happen to be edge, the work place would be an appropriate setting for you to break it. Get wasted, punch your boss out and blow that bonus/promotion you worked so diligently for. JUST DO IT. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:34am - timma ""] I wish I had my 34oz Bubba Keg cup. I could sip booze drink out of that all day and no one would know the difference. Minus me taking my shirt off, cussing everybody out, and lighting my desk on fire. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:35am - brian_dc ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:36am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] ^ YES |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:37am - arilliusbm ""] I took 5 tequila shots on my lunch last year, then realized I had a meeting after that. pretty unwise decision |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:37am - blue ""] SMOKE WEED AT WORK OR YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COKS IN HELL |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:38am - arilliusbm ""] and I vaguely remember making this thread after more of them: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=56413&downlows=2 |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:51am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] I worked overtime yesterday so I wouldn't have to do much today. After Arcturus' Sham Mirrors is over, I'm burning one down, fixing another drink and watching Maximum Overdrive on my bosses computer. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:53am - timma ""] Holy shit I haven't seen that movie in so long...Estevez is epic |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:54am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] You are correct sir |
| ________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 11:41am - tylor ""] i work at a liquor store so im into it |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 11:49am - xmikex ""] I'm eating BBQ brisket |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 11:53am - RichHorror ""] Mike Shea is fucking wasted. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 11:54am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] ATTN: xmikex You break edge, I'll break veg. OB's tonight. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] brian_dc said:[img] thanks for the new wallpaper brian |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:07pm - RustyPS ""] ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RustyPS said:ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat hahahaaha that made me lol |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:10pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] To raise the stakes, alcohol is on me, and you can take me to a Brazilian BBQ and force me to eat dead animals. I'm a man of my word, only because I'm drunk at 12 PM. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:12pm - quintessence ""] Damn Mike, I need your job. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:15pm - arilliusbm ""] What do you do again? My dream job would be to ride Falkor in Fantasia all day. I hope your job is as cool as that |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:19pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] I'm an assitant maintenance supervisor for a large property management company, and Friday is our slowest day. You see, some companies have dress down day, but my work place has alcohol day. Funny thing is, I'm the only one who participates in it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:43pm - Yeti ""] my dream job would be head groundskeeper of Morla the turtle's shell. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:47pm - XmikeX ""] Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshot |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:49pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] HeyI !'m the drunk one, I said delay should blow coke! I'm not trying to take you over the edge here (no pun intended) |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:49pm - RustyPS ""] XmikeX said:Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshotthat's cause Mike is a winner |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:55pm - XmikeX ""] If I'm breaking edge I'm smoking crack, and taking my rightful place on a Brockton street corner. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 12:55pm - brian_dc ""] FuckIsMySignature said: brian_dc said:[img] thanks for the new wallpaper brian xCasualtyxFridayx is a national holiday where I come from |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:00pm - markrichardsworkiework ""] I'm edge and I just drank a beer at work. A root beer. It was fucking delicious, especially accompanied by that cheese and black bean enchilada. Mmmmm. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:00pm - RichHorror ""] You crazy faggot. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:01pm - markrichardsworkiework ""] You wish you were as hard as me, Rich. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:08pm - Yeti ""] well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged! |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:12pm - markrichardsworkiework ""] Tony, your usage of Simpsons references on RTTP that are actually relevant to the threads in which they are posted are rivaled by none. I congratulate you sir. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:31pm - Yeti ""] hahaha thanks, i'm glad to know that my countless hours of skipping out on everything but work and beer to watch my DVD seasons has proved lucrative. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm convinced that tony could carry on any conversation for this rest of his life using only simpsons rhetoric. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:38pm - markrichardsworkiework ""] That would be a worthwhile life. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:45pm - dreadkill ""] he's not the baron but he sounds drunk. take him in. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:55pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Mom to Mike Shea: "Blow coke with Mike, or you're a pussy." |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:55pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] I don't even do coke anymore, so we can eat painkillers and listen to French black metal. Don't even say you're not down. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:59pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck french black metal. Listen to Kekal, pure Indonesian whiteblack metal. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:00pm - arilliusbm ""] or, better yet. how about taking some downers and listening to Uaral's Sounds of Pain? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:00pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Jim, why are you trying to fuck this up? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:05pm - arilliusbm ""] because I'm jealous that you're drinking and I'm not. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:06pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Good enough reason. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:10pm - arilliusbm ""] well, if it makes you feel better, I just sharted. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:12pm - the_reverend ""] blue said:SMOKE WEED AT WORK IF YOUR NAME IS JIMfix'd |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""] which Jim? definitely not me, I've never touched the stuff. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 2:26pm - xmikex ""] Yeti said:well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged! If it's cold and yella you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town. Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 3:24pm - Yeti ""] now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky... "You can stay, but I'm leaving." ooooooooooooo |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2012 1:08pm - Alx_Casket ""] Not sure if drunk, there's a therapy pony kissing an old man in a wheelchair outside my window right now. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2012 7:25pm - Monastat 7 ""] NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE ANUS |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 26,2012 7:30pm - the_reverend ""] troll identified. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 1:38pm - trioxin245 ""] Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René DesCartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am." |
| _________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 1:56pm - MikeOv ""] As if today wasn't depressing enough, this gets bumped. This really makes me miss my old job. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:00pm - trioxin245 ""] I miss your old job too :C that AC saved my life more than once. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:05pm - MikeOv ""] Haha, yeah, that thing was a beast. My boss was ok with you coming in and socializing since you showed up one day wearing your AC/DC shirt. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:06pm - MikeOv ""] Speaking of which, he used to do mean rendition of Thunderstruck at his desk. You just had to be there... |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:10pm - Boozegood ""] EDIT: On second thought I'm not going to post that. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:14pm - trioxin245 ""] PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK SIGN HERE: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 2:14pm - trioxin245 ""] trioxin245 said:PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK SIGN HERE: Ross Ess dun |