Admit what trolls you are, or you are a pussy[views:27295][posts:105]____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:36pm - arilliusbm ""] Here's some trolls I've been in the past: Codso's Ex -Mr. Reeves -Brian Scalabrine -YOUR FRIENDLY WINTER STORM -McGunk. (although never made fun of graveside) and a few others I can't remember at the moment. None of them are noteworthy, I might add. So props to BILLY MAYS and crew, who are the best trolls on this site. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:37pm - arilliusbm ""] or* |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is like you telling me Santa Claus isn't real. WHERE'S THE MAGIC? WHERE'S THE MYSTERY? Also, a troll never tells, just like their uncle taught them. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:40pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] In all seriousness, I prefer posting under my own name. It's just doesn't feel right to me otherwise. I could see how it would be fun, but it's just not my thing. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:40pm - arilliusbm ""] I know that that is rule #1 of being a true troll. BUT, YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:40pm - BobNOMAAMROoney ""] Radical Dirt Biker |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] NO WAI Wait, never mind. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:42pm - Not Jimbo ""] that wasn't totally true, i've done this before as a joke, but i don't think that counts. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:42pm - archaeon ""] NEVAR |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:43pm - arilliusbm ""] Other noteworthy trolls: NOT THE FBI NOT THE CIA The_Reverend Martins |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:43pm - arilliusbm ""] Oh, and I was PussyEater last week. I was just fucking with Hoser. good fun, nonetheless. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm the_reverend. U GUYS GOT TROLLED SO HARD, U DUMB |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:46pm - BobNOMAAMROoney ""] The Real Joe Christianni The Real Real Joe Christianni |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] BobNOMAAMROoney said:Radical Dirt Biker :bow: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:48pm - brian_dc ""] arilliusbm said:Other noteworthy trolls: NOT THE FBI NOT THE CIA The_Reverend Martins I was Not the DEA |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:50pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] Oh wait, I just remembered that i posted under : "klonopin" a couple times |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:51pm - arilliusbm ""] If I was to guess at who BILLY MAYS is, all evidence points to sir RichardHorror |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] forgetting your password for the multitude of usernames you have does not count as trolling |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 2:52pm - BobNOMAAMROoney ""] I'm actually Conservationist and Autopsy_666 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:02pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:03pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:04pm - arilliusbm ""] ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:16pm - MikeOv ""] I once posted as Deutschebag Patrol, in some Nazi-related thread. I think it was about Hitler or something. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:18pm - arilliusbm ""] I must admit, this thread is absolutely retarded, as is much other useless shit I post on this site. good day sirs. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:20pm - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I'm the_reverend. U GUYS GOT TROLLED SO HARD, U DUMB hahahaha that made me laugh so hard. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time Hahahaha... I know this one and I'm not telling. Too classic. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:21pm - Conservationist ""] I troll under the name "arilliusbm" |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:22pm - pam ""] This thread is like finding out there's no Santa Claus. I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:22pm - MikeOv ""] Conservationist said:I troll under the name "arilliusbm" haha beat me to it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:23pm - boblovesmusic ""] aril, weren't you going to go on some rttp hiatus awhile back? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:26pm - Yeti ""] CAUGHT |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:35pm - arilliusbm ""] I used to post here a decent amount like 4-5 years ago but stopped for a few years, came back, had a horrible boring job and posted here again. the hiatus was going to be for a few reaons, one of them being rumors that my work was cracking down on internet use, the other being unfortunate circumstances with a few people on this board that I will not mention |
| ______________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:36pm - Yeti ""] our butt sex is not to be ashamed of. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:38pm - arilliusbm ""] and yes, I do remember the days of this board before people thought twice about posting about black metal here. also, when this board was overrun by hateedge dudes that forced their sXe will upon others. not so much now. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:38pm - archaeon ""] whose passerby? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] AUTOPSY_666 |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:50pm - the_reverend ""] infoterror? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 3:50pm - arilliusbm ""] everybody knows who infoterror is.. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 4:10pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] infoterror=conservionist, no? I won't name names, but a good pal o' mine from before I dropped off the planet last summer trolled the Baystate rock board so hard it was actually SHUT DOWN. With all the BSR hatred from this board over the years, it takes a special person to bring it down single-handedly. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2009 4:16pm - |an ""] I want to know who the George Zimmer troll was. Actually I don't care, I just want to know that he/she knows that they caused severe hillarity for months on end at my former workplace, with their thoughtful limericks. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 4:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I've always been amazed by Aaron's restraint in not abusing his godlike RTTP powarz. That dude knows where all the bodies are buried. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 4:41pm - Conservationist ""] pam said:I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway. I was going to call you out on that. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 5:14pm - martins ""] hahaha I am the trolliest troll |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2009 6:27pm - pam ""] Conservationist said: pam said:I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway. I was going to call you out on that. I only troll you out of love. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 6:48pm - BILLY MAYS W/ DEAD BABIES ""] HAIIII |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 6:51pm - JIM'S DRUMSET ""] DUNGEON AND DRAGONS |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 6:52pm - BLACK METAL LADY ""] OH MAY GODZ IM A TROLL HELP ME FAGGOTS |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 7:36pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] BobNOMAAMROoney said:Radical Dirt Biker ya ok pussylipZ you arnt even close to me becuz you dont even know my log informashin you fuckin counterfit faggit. so do yourself a favor and BACK DA FUCK UP!!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 7:51pm - Sacreligion ""] I did it once or twice but can't remember what names I've used. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 9:28pm - spaldino ""] Thegreatspaldino spaldino spaldino NLI |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 29,2009 10:18pm - BlackoutRick ""] Benderover |
| ________________________________ [Jul 29,2009 11:30pm - slymo ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] ah hahahah amazing |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 29,2009 11:35pm - the_reverend ""] DestroyYouAlot said: arilliusbm said:ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time Hahahaha... I know this one and I'm not telling. Too classic.that's whateveryone says to me... or that they either are or are not at shows. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 30,2009 12:13am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] JIM said:DUNGEON AND DRAGONS GET BACK IN THE CORNER! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 30,2009 12:13am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] i bet no one knows who dbp is. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:02pm - arilliusbm ""] bump |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:28pm - quintessence ""] NIGGER was the best ever. I miss him. |
| ____________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:30pm - pam ""] Tell Conservationist to start doing it again. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] REPOST_POLICE... RIP |
| __________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:09pm - dreadkill ""] i am holla daddy |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Ken is actually holladaddy and I am Ken. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:19pm - Xc.dEaDX ""] Greeny |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:22pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] pam said:Tell Conservationist to start doing it again. Chuck Schuldiner's Anus ftw. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:19pm - penis pump ""] i'll never tell |
| __________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:39pm - Dankill ""] I got bored and became Rabbi Schlomo. But only for HAVAGrind threads. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:53pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] OUR FOOD YOUR GULLET not so much a troll, more of a small business [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 2:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Xc.dEaDX said:Greeny NO WAI |
| _______________________________ [Aug 8,2009 2:26pm - Greeny ""] Haha some idiot thinks he's me? |
| ____________________________ [Aug 8,2009 2:36pm - |an ""] ctb0rderpatrol said:OUR FOOD YOUR GULLET not so much a troll, more of a small business Was such a good post, props to whoever went to such lengths to make this picture. Fucking forklift shovelling a sub into dude's mouth, priceless... |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 7:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I want to be that dude. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 7:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] sans moustache, though. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 9,2009 7:42pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] im the artist who drew the OFYG logo and fixed it up with paint. soon enough ill have a roach coach with that down the side of it |
| __________________________________ [Aug 9,2009 7:54pm - demondave ""] I've never been a troll. I was Resurrection Zombie a while back and I would bump really old and funny threads. Not the same as a troll though. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Oct 19,2009 11:08pm - KENNY LANNING W/ SODIUM PENTATHOL ""] ALRIGHT I'LL ADMIT IT, I'M THE KENNY LANNING TROLL. ASK ANYONE FROM SKULLTOBOGGAN OR THE FRAMINGHAM POLICE. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 20,2009 10:02am - i_am_not_me ""] I've probably trolled under a couple names, but I don't recall any. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:48pm - arilliusbm ""] Conservationist said:I troll under the name "arilliusbm" I am Spinoza Prozak. List who you are, or you're all pussies. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:49pm - Lamp ""] I already had this discussion with you at King Richard's Fair. A classy gent does not troll and tell. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:21pm - nekronaut ""] I'm arilliusbm. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:25pm - Veteran Troll ""] Admit what a pussy you are, or you're a troll. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:26pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] David Caruso The Thrash Police |
| _____________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:26pm - Lamp ""] I am the reverend's pussy |
| ___________________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:29pm - RustyPS should be working ""] bobnomaamrooney said:David Caruso Seriously?! If so, you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for Awesomeness |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:32pm - Alx_Casket ""] I was loltroll here: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=70176&downloads=20 Other than that, I prefer trolling IRL, or logged in. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:36pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea, right. you log out at least 8 times a day according to my records. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:36pm - xmikex ""] I've only done 2 or 3 noteworthy trolls. If you're not a moron you can probably guess at least 1 of them. But otherwise I don't care how many rituals get done about it, I'll take it to my grave. I had a series of BM Lady trolls with decent success, and then some shithead hijacked it and posted a slew of unfunny troll attempts with the same name. My ex gf still wont admit it but I know it was her. While I'm at it, she was the one who trolled the Razormaze photoshoot thread and said one of the girls had HPV. I really want to know who Helio Fight was. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:47am - reefer madness ""] I want to know who "Hater" was. Also a question for aril regarding troll purity - is a logged-in troll truly a troll? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:55am - arilliusbm ""] I know who Hater was, but won't say untill I kmow who reefer madness is. And yes, logged in trolls are the best. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 2,2011 10:19am - Aril ""] I admit - I am the Aril troll. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 2,2011 5:35pm - Lamp ""] I'll give one away. I was all but two of the anon posts in this thread. Nobody seemed to find it funny, but I giggled like a retard as I was writing all this for some reason. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=68643 |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 7:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:I really want to know who Helio Fight was. MFW I found out xMx wasn't Helio Fight: [img] |
| _______________________________ [Nov 3,2011 7:02am - xmikex ""] Lamp said:I'll give one away. I was all but two of the anon posts in this thread. Nobody seemed to find it funny, but I giggled like a retard as I was writing all this for some reason. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=68643 bornofosichris said: xmikex said:OOHH HOHOHO IZ FUNNY BECAAZE DUNKING DONUTS IZ EVERYWHEREE [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:12pm - arilliusbm ""] Bump. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:13pm - trioxin_245 ""] I was ghost hamster. I tried to make it seem like it was cher as much as possible. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:16pm - chernobyl ""] Aril is so butthurt, wowwww |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:17pm - Alexecutioner ""] BASEBALL BAT POOL CUE CSDO (who wasnt?) TaylorScalpel (2010) way too many of them now |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:22pm - arilliusbm ""] chernobyl said:Aril is so butthurt, wowwww I dont like shit being spewed to a friend and bandmate. Putdown the knives and brass knuckles you wont. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:23pm - MikeOv ""] lol. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:37pm - cigarette_man_from_xfiles ""] We tell you only what you need to know. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:45pm - chernobyl ""] C00t dad 2010 Cute dad 2012 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""] Brasa Knuckles and Knives |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 5:28pm - not slag ""] TRUCK BALLS |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2012 6:04pm - Lamp ""] A couple things I've done lately: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=77933 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78221 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 6:54pm - Fake ARIL ""] I am Fake ALX CASKET. admit it - I had you fooled |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2012 8:53pm - douchebag_patrol ""] trioxin_245 said:I was ghost hamster. I tried to make it seem like it was cher as much as possible. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2012 1:33am - Hoser ""] I am....nope....I'm a pussy. Figure it out or the magical ruse will be destroyed. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2012 10:18am - Happy Hipster ""] I don't have a log in and since trolls ain't gone one either I just use the names of trolls that already exist |