Two Russian Subs off the East Coast[views:5804][posts:35]____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 10:22am - arilliusbm ""] http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/05/russian.submarines/index.html Assumingly in the North East, that's where most of the people live. No real threat, but still cool regahdless. We got commies a stones throw away in the pond next to us. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 12:57pm - xmikex ""] Oh shit, attack subs off the east coast!!! Oh... it's Russia. Wah Wahhhhhh |
| ______________________________ [Aug 6,2009 12:58pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 6,2009 1:06pm - xmikex ""] You have a better chance of dying from cholesterol from that sub then you do from being attacked by russia. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 6,2009 1:08pm - Yeti ""] "i come to give you gift for warming of house, but instead find you grappling with local oaf!" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 1:10pm - arilliusbm ""] remember how martins posted about russia declassifying their UFO files last week? right after that news broke, putin went to the bottom of that lake in a deep sea sub. something's fishy? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 1:26pm - brian_dc ""] diggin' for that caviar |
| ______________________________ [Aug 6,2009 2:27pm - Murph ""] brian_dc said:diggin' for that caviar CAVIAR. CHAMPAGNE. FINE FURS. JEALOUS, YET? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 2:35pm - SkinSandwich ""] I wish they would randomly attack us and make life interesting again. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 2:51pm - arilliusbm ""] or if one of them was the widowmaker and harrison ford was on board. that'd be awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 2:55pm - SkinSandwich ""] Nobody likes Harison Ford. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:00pm - arilliusbm ""] you dare belittle han solo? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:02pm - SkinSandwich ""] Everyday! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:04pm - arilliusbm ""] you dare talk down about the former president of the united states that single handedly saved air force one from being overrun by some crazy dudes with guns? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:06pm - ouchdrummer ""] arilliusbm said:you dare belittle han solo? I feel like someone is coming dangerously close to crossing the line. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:11pm - brian_dc ""] don't turn this into a star wars nerd fest |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:12pm - arilliusbm ""] brian_dc said:don't turn this into a star wars nerd fest you dare mock the almighty movie of movies? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:15pm - brian_dc ""] Just mocking the horde of socially awkward, wheezing nerds associated to it. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:17pm - Dillinger jones ""] I'm waiting hunny |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:17pm - arilliusbm ""] brian_dc said:Just mocking the horde of socially awkward, wheezing nerds associated to it. you dare mock ouchdrummer? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:18pm - dreadkill ""] in soviet russia, subs east coast you! |
| _____________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:20pm - Yeti ""] SkinSandwich said:Nobody likes Harison Ford. you bite your fucking tongue. i will suffer no blasphemies towards the man who singlehandedly discovered the Lost Ark, the Sean Connery stones, the Holy Grail, saved Air Force One, drove a camaro with a 455 under the hood, piloted the Millenium Falcon, was a Blade Runner, didn't kill his wife, screwed up an IRA assasination, fought a Columbian drug cartel, and was regarded. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] I'm not THAT socially awkward... and I don't wheeze... as long as i don't have to run too long. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:24pm - arilliusbm ""] ouchdrummer said:I'm not THAT socially awkward... and I don't wheeze... as long as i don't have to run too long. you're socially awkward at all. but once star wars is being dicussed, everyone automatically gets socially awkward and all women leave the premesis. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:27pm - Yeti ""] actually one time i was hanging out at my cousin's house and he had a party going, there was this gorgeous girl and i was walking by the room she was in, i heard her say "my two favorite series of movies ever are Star Wars and Lord of the Rings". i almost had a heart attack. needless to say all the guys in the room looked around awkwardly and i ran in and bowed to her. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:27pm - SkinSandwich ""] He is a pussy because his family is always getting kidnapped. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:27pm - Neverpurified NLI ""] Yeti said: SkinSandwich said:Nobody likes Harison Ford. you bite your fucking tongue. i will suffer no blasphemies towards the man who singlehandedly discovered the Lost Ark, the Sean Connery stones, the Holy Grail, saved Air Force One, drove a camaro with a 455 under the hood, piloted the Millenium Falcon, was a Blade Runner, didn't kill his wife, screwed up an IRA assasination, fought a Columbian drug cartel, and was regarded. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 3:28pm - Neverpurified NLI ""] You forgot the fact that he also made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 4:46pm - metal_church101 ""] arilliusbm said:remember how martins posted about russia declassifying their UFO files last week? right after that news broke, putin went to the bottom of that lake in a deep sea sub. something's fishy? Putin was went into the sub to help Dethklok write another song. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 4:52pm - Conservationist ""] Only one can rule Eurasia: 1) Europe 2) Eurasians (Russians and/or Indians) 3) Asians 4) USA It will be passive aggression until this is decided. I say fuck it, round up the hipsters and give them M4s and send them running at the Chinese. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 4:56pm - dreadkill ""] Neverpurified%20NLI said:You forgot the fact that he also made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecsphil kessel can do it in 11 |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 4:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] GET OFF MY THREAD! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 5:07pm - Conservationist ""] Don't be faggots, nuclear war isn't that bad |
| __________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 5:12pm - contagion ""] id like to go on that sub and just say whattup. like, hey fellas, we're chillin over there, you're chillin over here, and its all good, because we're all just chillin... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 6,2009 6:27pm - Samantha ""] Maybe they drank too much vodka and got lost. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 5:44pm - Russia ""] Maybe they... fuck you |