Great White shark attacks seal off Cape Cod[views:16458][posts:42]______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:57pm - SkinSandwich ""] http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll...icle?AID=/20090818/NEWS11/908189978 White sharks have been known to definetly attack kayak boats. I would have shat my pants if I saw that shit up so close. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:00pm - arilliusbm ""] best thing to do during a shark attack = punching it in the nose or sticking your fingers up its nostrils then you're all set. but who has the time to do that? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] shark fighting is my favority pass time |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:04pm - SkinSandwich ""] I would punch it in it's Ampullae of Lorenzini nigger! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:09pm - SkinSandwich ""] Me and my whole family could fit in this fuckers mouth. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OM NOM NOM NOM |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:19pm - SkinSandwich ""] Someone photoshop that picure with funny shit. The back of the sharks mouth looks like a vag. A really huge vag. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 7:30pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] this is bullshit "Bruce Bean and his friend Rod MacKinnon, who both have homes on the Cape, were kayaking" just two idiot tourist who saw a sail fish (fish that kinda swims upside down with its bottom on top) and thought it was a great white. if it was a shark at all it may be a mako but theyre useless. this kinda shit happens every year. which i am fine with cause chatham tourists that kayak fucking suck... and they clog up the boat ramps too. stay out of my way dicks. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 10:24pm - SkinSandwich ""] Don't you mean Sunfish? [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 10:31pm - the_reverend ""] it is the way it was dressed |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:46am - My_Dying_Bride ""] SkinSandwich said:Don't you mean Sunfish? [img] yussss there is a sail fish though but i dont think there on cape hahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 2:04am - y_draig_goch ""] "on the look out for a seal carcass" yeahhhhhh like that will happen with anything dead in the ocean? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 8:20am - demondave ""] cover up [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2009 9:06am - timma ""] JAWSOME! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 9:28am - the_reverend ""] it was a kibby |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 9:50am - The_Rooster ""] I saw that pictured shark from the Monterey Bay Acquarium back in '04. At the time it was the only Great White in captivity in the US. Not sure if that's still true. Thing was brutal. Really intense seeing an animal like that 1' in front of your face staring at you. I asked an employee what they fed it, and IIRC, they dropped steaks and shit like that into the tank. I <3 sharks. Apparently some dude caught it in his tuna net. Bet that was a surprise! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 9:56am - xmikex ""] arilliusbm said:best thing to do during a shark attack = cover yourself in BBQ sauce and wrap a bulkie roll around you cuz u dead nigga fixed. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 9:56am - sxealex ""] ever tried punching something underwater |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 10:04am - goatcatalyst ""] Cover up, indeed. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 10:05am - arilliusbm ""] you have to flatten your hand like a fin to build momentum underwater, then last second make a fist. you could also try drowning the shar.. oh wait. fighting underwater ftw |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 10:30am - brodown ""] Fight sharks at the gate or you're a pussy |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 12:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 12:47pm - Aril mobile ""] Great whites prehistoric ancestor is where it's at nilla. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 12:57pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:22pm - The_Rooster ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:26pm - Sacreligion ""] Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shark. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:33pm - xgodzillax ""] the sharks at the monterey bay aquarium are the balls. when i was in grade school, we would go on a field trip to the aquarium every year. when i was in 4th grade we took a field trip out to ano nuevo to go see the sea lions and shit. they stunk so bad |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:34pm - xgodzillax ""] http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=523 |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 4:10pm - XmikeX ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 4:24pm - SkinSandwich ""] Megalodon!! [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 5:08pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] Sacreligion said:Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shart. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2009 7:41am - BlackoutRick ""] ancester= Carcharodon Megalodon |
| ______________________________ [Aug 20,2009 7:43am - Yeti ""] ipunchedasharkonce |
| _________________________________ [Sep 19,2009 4:34pm - jrprof ""] it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 19,2009 4:38pm - SLI SLI SLI SLI SLI ""] "Poor guy is probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family." |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 19,2009 4:40pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] R.I.P. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2009 5:48pm - BlackoutRick ""] jrprof said:it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate.[/QUOTE/] Nope, turns out they are a pain in the ass. Trendy, faggoty shit just like bicyclers with helmets and spandex. Figures they're Harvard professors. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2009 6:51pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] fucken too badass |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2009 7:20pm - BSV ""] kayaks are mint. i'm wondering if the abundance of seals has taken claim over the Bluefish spawns this season-because Bluefish have totally disappeared from new bedford harbor all the way to the islands and the cape. Bluefish are a considered a trash fish because they dominate these waters throughout the year, however at this time in the season you will typically see packs of gulls working off the blue's feeding frenzies, but i've yet to see anything for the past month. I WANT TO CATCH SOME FUCKING BLUEFISH DAMNIT. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 21,2009 7:41am - corpus_nli ""] 3 sharks were in the lineup on nantasket last tuesday at dawn patrol. Def saw a seal as I hit the water. Doesn't bother me one bit...because of the seal protection act that was initiated in the 90's seal populations are out of control..which brings them to areas that they would not normally be..same case for the sharks. Some experts say that its a matter of time (2-5yrs)before our waters become something like northen cali. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 21,2009 5:10pm - BlackoutRick ""] Good. I'll fuckin hook into one of those and try my hand at a full day of battling a giant. Yeah, bluefish are great. I remember the late 80's-early 90's when we would get double hits all day. We'd troll 10" magnum rapalas and the blues would smash em' |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 21,2009 5:25pm - Demon Slices ""] Teh shrak! |