Got kids? Check their ass for beer bongs.[views:6181][posts:23]_____________________________ [Aug 25,2009 8:47pm - pam ""] http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixm...ould-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them PHOENIX -- Experts have an alert for parents as the school year begins: there are brand new ways kids are taking and hiding drugs. "Drug use typically triples between 6th grade and 8th grade," according to Stephanie Siete of Community Bridges, a Valley substance abuse, treatment and detox center. From her own collection she reveals the hiding spots for drugs, including water bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage. But she said the latest trends include "snorting vodka shots." More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka. "It's quicker absorption, it's hidden and it's new," said Siete, "For females, they're damaging their reproductive system." But that's not all. If you think your kid is studying, she said look closer at his or her highlighter. It too, can pull open and become a pipe. Lipstick cases can work the same way. Then, there are pocket shots, filled with alcohol, not to mention the energy drinks. "In case you don't have time to drink the big can, you can take a shot of your high doses of caffeine," Siete said. She said if your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15? That's why she said it's so important for parents to intervene. "It's hard to recognize," Siete said. "A lot of drug use looks like the everyday common cold, allergies, watery eyes, tired, who isn't tired?" Siete said many kids are learning how to use drugs on sites like YouTube. If you're a parent or a child wanting to learn more about how to spot drug use, Community Bridges offers free classes. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2009 8:56pm - contagion ""] i forgot how awesome middle school was |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2009 9:02pm - PatMeebles ""] And parents aren't allowed to smack their kids? If physical discipline were allowed, kids wouldn't have the balls to do this in the numbers they are. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2009 9:07pm - The Revealer ""] No worries about the breathalyzer... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2009 9:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] pam said:soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system." This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2009 10:12pm - Murph ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: pam said:soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system." This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings! I've never backed anything harder. In fact, I would vote for a presidential candidate running on a vodka-tampon platform. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 27,2009 7:52am - Yeti ""] i don't believe this is real. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 8:02am - RustyPS ""] Murph said: AUTOPSY_666 said: pam said:soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system." This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings! I've never backed anything harder. In fact, I would vote for a presidential candidate running on a vodka-tampon platform.exactly, if they're stupid enough to do this, then there stupid enough to get pregnant too young...which means they're too stupid to mother a child |
| _____________________________ [Aug 27,2009 2:39pm - pam ""] Yeti said:i don't believe this is real. I thought the same at first...then I remembered some of the kids I knew in high school. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 2:42pm - Sacreligion ""] I want to see the discipline report that gets sent home. "Billy was found in the bathroom after lunch, bent over like Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, while Johnny proceeded to funnel 3 PBR's into his anus. Billy seemed hesitant at first, but as he eased up, you could see the satisfaction on his face." |
| _____________________________ [Aug 27,2009 2:45pm - pam ""] If these pussy kids want to get drunk fast they should be doing shots of their Dad's Everclear like we did. Fucking kids these days. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 2:46pm - Sacreligion ""] Cereal. Whoever decided that liquor wasn't the best way to get drunk at school is an idiot. Reminds me of the kid that had dropped a backpack full of beer in the locker room at Millbury and had like 5 of em explode. Smart people in my town, I tells ya. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 27,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] pam said:If these pussy kids want to get drunk fast they should be doing shots of their Dad's Everclear like we did. Fucking kids these days. haha now they can only handle Miller Lite's in their ass instead of pounding a nip in the bathroom. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Personally, I prefer Scotch in my tampons. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 5:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Damn, kids are getting smart. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 6:00pm - sxealex ""] wtf anal bear bong? like funnel in the ass? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 7:28pm - Dankill ""] I've heard of people doing this. The biggest problem is that because it absorbs the alcohol into your bloodstream faster, kids will get fucked up faster and harder then usual, so there have been cases of kids doing this and getting full blown alcohol poisoning and having to go to the hospital. They have no clue about how much is too much. |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 7:28pm - DYA NLI W/ ANAL ETHANOL ""] BEAR BONG FTW |
| _____________________________ [Aug 27,2009 8:08pm - pam ""] Dankill said:I've heard of people doing this. The biggest problem is that because it absorbs the alcohol into your bloodstream faster, kids will get fucked up faster and harder then usual, so there have been cases of kids doing this and getting full blown alcohol poisoning and having to go to the hospital. They have no clue about how much is too much. No better way to learn! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 8:09pm - USgAy ""] Sticking shit up your ass? More like queer bong. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 9:25pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] c'mon, where's the "alcohol in your vagina? it's more likely than you think" pictures. I no longer have photo editing capabilities or i'd do it |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 27,2009 10:31pm - the_reverend ""] did I just read right? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:06am - Conservationist ""] Beer in your anus? More likely than you drink! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 6:10am - SkinSandwich ""] BEER BONG ENEMA BEER BONG ENEMA BEER BONG ENEMA [img] |