Alternate universe thread[views:6978][posts:84]_________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:06am - xmikex ""] [img] As most of you are well aware some scientists subscribe to the theory that there are an infinite number of alternate universes all operating parallel to one another, and in each one exists the possibility of slight to major changes between the rest. For the rest of what I'm sure will be a long and crappy Friday afternoon propose a basis for an alternate universe. In an alternate universe everyone is dead, and only Ted Kennedy is alive. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:10am - the_reverend ""] In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:12am - Aril ""] Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:13am - the_reverend ""] you wanted mikeov to give you a BJ while you were eating a veggie BLT made of gold leaf... er.. homo? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:14am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] saw that coming a miiiiiile away, haha |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:14am - the_reverend ""] every night I pass by the 33 MILLION DOLLARS POWERBALLS WHOOOO-AAAAA. I would love to win 12 million. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:16am - boblovesmusic ""] in an alternate universe, I have straight hair. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:17am - xmikex ""] Aril said:Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night? In an alternate universe the most intellectual thought Mike has ever had is that "Notre Dame is gonna kick Perdue's ass." |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:17am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] In an alternate universe, the reverend doesn't exist and the inanimate carbon rod brings peace amongst all nations. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:17am - Aril ""] Revs been on my shitlist lately |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:18am - the_reverend ""] boblovesmusic said:in an alternate universe, I have straight hair.yeah right... these are infinite POSSIBLE universes. not UNPOSSIBLE universes. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:19am - the_reverend ""] aril hates me for the post office and cause he didn't say no homo. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:20am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Why should he be mad? You're the one who said I'd be on the giving end. I hope you die at a metalcore show, station nightclub style. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:20am - Aril ""] 50% of the time you're wrong |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:21am - boblovesmusic ""] in an alternate universe, the reverend is a girl. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:21am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] In an alternate universe the reverend dies at a metalcore show, station nightclub style. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:24am - Aril ""] In an alternate universe I am not a troll |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:25am - the_reverend ""] in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:30am - xmikex ""] In an alternate universe Ministry never puts out Land of Rape and Honey. Mild mannered Aaron Pepelis never gets into metal. RTTP never exists, and somewhere the dank corners of a bleak hopeless universe we're all productive employees at our respective jobs. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:33am - Aril ""] In an alternate universe, rich bova can't shred at all. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:36am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] the_reverend said:in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium. In our universe, I WISH An Elegy of Icaros FTW ;) |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:38am - aril ""] this thread needs more bova, codso, greeny, deathcore jokes |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:40am - Martins ""] In an alternate universe, we have the anatomy of a lego dude. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:41am - aril ""] yea, well in an alternate universe, all FFs past 6 are good and don't suck |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:45am - boblovesmusic ""] in an alternate universe, bova is still a guitar god. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:45am - sinistas ""] In an alternate universe I'm skinny and beatbox for a living. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:52am - the_reverend ""] In an alternate universe, this site is called return to the phish dot dude. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 11:59am - Martins ""] In an alternate universe, aril is a cool cool dude. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:01pm - boblovesmusic ""] in an alternate universe, Anal Cunt is a Christian rock band. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:13pm - I_am_not_me ""] In alternate universe, Soviet Russia makes jokes about Yakov Smirnov. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:18pm - Martins ""] In an alternate universe, in an alternate universe. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:48pm - xmikex ""] In an alternate universe white people wow the world with their superior basketball and standup comedy skills. Black people resent the shit out of them for it. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 12:55pm - oscarct ""] in a alternate universe there are women on this board. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:06pm - Yeti ""] in alternate universe, Soviet Russia's you |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:07pm - boblovesmusic ""] in an alternate universe, yeti is actually a yeti |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:07pm - Yeti ""] in an alternate universe, Beavis is president. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:08pm - Yeti ""] in an alternate universe, Wren is actually named Bob. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:11pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive ..oh wait |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:12pm - AndrewBastard ""] in an alternate universe some of the shit you guys are posting in this thread is actually FUNNY. BURNED! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:26pm - xmikex ""] In an alternate universe Codso is fed up with not being able to find a white power band to join. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:28pm - fags on wheelz ""] The opening arguement that there is an"infinite" amount of parallel universes is higly unlikely. Definitely a controlled number of alternate dimensions within the multi-verse... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:31pm - xmikex ""] Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is: [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:35pm - fags on wheelz ""] [img] Wrong. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:37pm - boblovesmusic ""] In an alternate universe, the MDF sucks. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:38pm - xmikex ""] Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Cryin' Man. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:41pm - swamplorddvm ""] See man. its like all the man, man! and the chem trails and the liberal nazi commie jews that run the fed that puts poison in our food so that we touch money and the poison gets on the money then the money transmits a signal to the tax collecters in the alternate universe , mannnn. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:43pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] xmikex said:Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is: [img] He made it too easy. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:45pm - boblovesmusic ""] In an alternate universe, Composted is a serious band. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:57pm - aril ""] in an alternate universe, my boss didn't just quit and I still have a job. sigh |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:01pm - fags on wheelz ""] In an alternate universe, as the sun sets is a grind band.... |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:03pm - Hoser ""] the_reverend said:In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf. Gross...eat meat. Whatever it is that youre putting into your body cannot be natural in the slightest. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:14pm - anonymous ""] in an alternate universe, white guys drive a car like this: (leans back) do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do. yeah, but black guys, see, they drive a car like this: dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:17pm - the_reverend ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive ..oh waitlol |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:18pm - the_reverend ""] fags%20on%20wheelz said:[img] Wrong.dude rules. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:19pm - swamplorddvm ""] the_reverend said: fags%20on%20wheelz said:[img] Wrong.dude rules. b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:35pm - Yeti ""] in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:37pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] In an alternate universe, rice pudding is self aware but tragically delicious |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:39pm - aril ""] in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is still good |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:41pm - Sacreligion ""] aril said:in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is good |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:42pm - anonymous ""] Yeti said:in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot. hm. it's raining again. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:42pm - aril ""] in an alternate universe, sacreligion still exists and got signed to nuclear blast |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:44pm - Sacreligion ""] bizarro sac actually had fans. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:44pm - Yeti ""] in an alternate universe, Herugrim rocks the hizzy. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:47pm - aril ""] ...no comment |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:47pm - xmikex ""] I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:49pm - aril ""] in an alternate universe, xmikex does drugs all the time and listens to pg.99 on a daily basis |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:51pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] the latter is the most realistic. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 4:11pm - xmikex ""] As opposed to the semi daily basis that I listen to Pg. 99 now? Way to dream, Gene Roddenbery. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 4:17pm - aril ""] no idea you still listen to them, I was just guessing hahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 4:21pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] In an alternate universe, Conservationist worships Opeth. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 9:19pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:20am - Conservationist ""] Isn't this like religion? Wishful thinking about alternate universes? Shit, we got a great one right here, if people would wake up and stop whining. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 10:25am - MassOfTwoSlits ""] It is only in an alternate universe, that people cease to whine. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 1:26pm - AndrewBastard ""] swamplorddvm said: the_reverend said: fags%20on%20wheelz said:[img] Wrong.dude rules. b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack! by faaarrr my favorite black. ever. i actually just watched the newest NOVA science now like 10 mins ago... |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 1:27pm - AndrewBastard ""] NDT FTW that would be an awesome shirt. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 1:54pm - swamplorddvm ""] Damn. Missed it. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 3:01pm - BIZZARO DYA ""] In an alternate universe, scientists theorize that there are no alternate universes. OH SHIT I BLEW UR MIND. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 3:07pm - Dr. Sphincto ""] in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 3:19pm - swamplorddvm ""] Dr.%20Sphincto said:in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet Woah... I hope it's the same for me... or him me in the other universe... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 4:01pm - gslizzle ""] Dr.%20Sphincto said:in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet in an alternate universe, you are grizloch? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:24pm - the_reverend ""] swamplorddvm said: the_reverend said: fags%20on%20wheelz said:[img] Wrong.dude rules. b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack!alternate universe thread dude. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 7:03pm - Philip J. Fry ""] In an alternate universe, a coin flip made my life significantly better when I got married to Turanga Leela based on one. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 8:27pm - the_reverend ""] awesome |
| ______________________________ [Aug 31,2009 7:33am - Yeti ""] Turanga? PHILIP? |