Faking it[views:1890][posts:22]_________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:15pm - Conservationist ""] Did you ever get that sneaking suspicion that some metalheads are "faking it"? Sure, they have bought all the right things. They have the posters on the walls, the tshirts, the CDs and rare vinyl and maybe even some classic demos. But they're faking it and you can tell because they don't understand metal as being different from rock music, indie, emo, punk -- you name it! They've picked metal as an identity, because they need some cause in order to claim their lives have meaning, but they don't seem to understand it at all. It's like they're spectators at an art gallery who say "I like the red one; red's my favorite color!" or tourists visiting a battlefield when they can't remember who the two sides were. It's like they're not actually engaged with life itself much at all, but want to dress up like metalheads so we think they are. Faking it [img] This explains post-1994 metal quite well. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:16pm - Yeti ""] crabcore hahahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] your mom fakes it |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:18pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] I thought this was going to be about female orgasms. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:24pm - sever ""] Finally, an article you're qualified to write. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 1:27pm - swamplorddvm ""] FuckIsMySignature said:your mom fakes it Not with me. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:53pm - joeyumbrella ""] Pre 1994 metalheads: Will get social security |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 2:56pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Pre 1994 Metal: Hitting one pinch harmonic made us "technical". |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:07pm - Joseph McCarthy ""] Who do you know who's faking it? It might be time to call them out on it just to watch them squirm. YOU'RE A FAKER :point: [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 3:24pm - joeyumbrella ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:Pre 1994 Metal: Hitting one pinch harmonic made us "technical".haha |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 4:45pm - cav nli ""] i faked it. metal sucks! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:00pm - swamplorddvm ""] Conservationist said: Faking it [img] This picture really gets on my nerves. Does anybody else want to punch this guy in the fucking face? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:02pm - swamplorddvm ""] How much do you think he paid for those "faded" jeans? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:06pm - the_reverend ""] I accidentally metal the whole thing. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:06pm - joeyumbrella ""] swamplorddvm said: Conservationist said: Faking it [img] This picture really gets on my nerves. Does anybody else want to punch this guy in the fucking face? Hi! I do! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:18pm - Lamp ""] It's definitely the perfect picture to illustrate the point of the article... |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 5:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] quit metalling in the affairs of poseur professionals |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 6:01pm - timma ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:I thought this was going to be about female orgasms. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 6:12pm - reimroc ""] i don't dress or even look like the stereotypical metalhead. i guess that means i'm the clear for being accused as a "faker" |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2009 6:15pm - timma ""] I just look like an asshole for the most part. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 8:31pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 8:32pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2009 8:41pm - W3 nli ""] I thought this was gonna be about Blue |