Guys, how do y ou get your dick out to piss[views:5941][posts:44]_______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 10:57am - the_reverend ""] I struggle with this question every single time I go to the bathroom. Unzip the fly and then how do you get your dick out with out fishing for a while? Loose boxers, I got out the leg hole. Boxes without a button in the front, he's basically already out and ready. but tighter boxers make you have a kink in the hose if you go out the leg. so then you have to pull them down and go over the top. difficult if you have a belt on. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 10:58am - brian_dc ""] over the fence |
| __________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 10:59am - reimroc ""] the bigger question is what position do you use in the morning to piss when you have morning wood. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 10:59am - aril ""] simple solution: don't wear underwear. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:00am - RustyPS ""] brian_dc said:over the fence |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:02am - RichHorror ""] I talk to it with respect and kindness. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:04am - reimroc ""] RichHorror said:I talk to it with respect and kindness. works 70% of the time |
| ________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:10am - timma ""] I'm a leghole'r myself. Much more efficient...well, aside from no boxers at all. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:10am - the_reverend ""] reimroc said:the bigger question is what position do you use in the morning to piss when you have morning wood.shower, sink, outside, or you sit down and tuck it under the lid (hoping there are no spiders or puke) |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:13am - brian_dc ""] the world is my toilet my erection is king |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:15am - arktouros ""] tighter boxers i usually go over the fence, otherwise i fish it out the hole. and i never think about it. usually when i gotta go i get it out as fast as possible. if the basketball shorts are on, well, i go right out a leg. morning wood, you do the dip. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:15am - IvoryandSteel ""] I love this thread. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:21am - Where is my stimulus check? ""] Who the hell still wears underwear? |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:25am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shirt pulled up to my chin, pants and boxer briefs around the ankles, standing back 2' from the urinal or toilet. That's how a MAN takes a piss. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:28am - aril ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Shirt pulled up to my chin, pants and boxer briefs around the ankles, standing back 2' from the urinal or toilet. That's how a MAN takes a piss. qft... |
| _________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:31am - xmikex ""] Skills. That's how. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:35am - the_reverend ""] arktouros said:tighter boxers i usually go over the fence, otherwise i fish it out the hole. and i never think about it. usually when i gotta go i get it out as fast as possible. if the basketball shorts are on, well, i go right out a leg. morning wood, you do the dip. I always feel weird fishing around for the hole. I hate when I forget and got for the leg when I have tighter boxers on. |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:41am - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""] I just don't wear pants in public so this is a non-issue |
| ________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:44am - aril ""] i usually just take the duct tape off of my lower thigh and go from there |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 11:59am - the_reverend ""] Stabby_McGunnakillya said:I just don't wear pants in public so this is a non-issuewearing your donald duck outfit again I see? |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 12:07pm - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""] the_reverend said: Stabby_McGunnakillya said:I just don't wear pants in public so this is a non-issuewearing your donald duck outfit again I see? Indeed. Really cuts down on skidmarks. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 12:13pm - dreadkill ""] my dick tells me how it wants to escape the pantsjail |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 12:15pm - SkinSandwich ""] I don't even wear pants, my cockle is HUUUGGGEEE!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 12:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 12:57pm - RustyPS ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Shirt pulled up to my chin, pants and boxer briefs around the ankles, standing back 2' from the urinal or toilet. That's how a MAN takes a piss.instead of standing 2' away....a REAL man would put both hands high on the wall in front of him....grunting the whole time |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 1:03pm - the_reverend ""] Stabby_McGunnakillya said: the_reverend said: Stabby_McGunnakillya said:I just don't wear pants in public so this is a non-issuewearing your donald duck outfit again I see? Indeed. Really cuts down on skidmarks.yeah, but then you get skid.. er.. skid everything. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 1:13pm - ouchdrummer ""] I always drop my pants/belt/tightiewhities to get at lil' Jim. As far as morning wood/regular boner pissing: It's kind of a game for me, i stand back about 6 feet from the pisser (this usually requires an extreme angle, as my bathroom isn't that wide) and try to slowly step forward as the stream weakens. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 1:57pm - Sacreligion ""] Where%20is%20my%20stimulus%20check? said:Who the hell still wears underwear? Saves precious time and energy. Zip, fish, pee. Jimbo stated most of my mornings pretty accurately. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:09pm - Yeti ""] i have one of those cord retractors like on a vacuum cleaner. i just pull and it comes out. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:09pm - Yeti ""] pull again and it snaps back. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] sexy |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:12pm - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:pull again and it snaps back.no wonder the pull out method works for you. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] and wouldn't that be the opposite of a vacuum? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:14pm - Sacreligion ""] I think he means vacuums with a retractable power cord. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:16pm - the_reverend ""] why don't you suck his dick already and make your own thread for him. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:18pm - Sacreligion ""] All this talk of dicks is makin me pretty thirsty. I could sure go for some of this Booty Sweat I got back in Da Nang. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:53pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] drop trow, both hands up in the air, slowly rotating left to right while making water sprinkler noises |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 2:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] DrewBlood@Work said:drop trow, both hands up in the air, slowly rotating left to right while making water sprinkler noises i lold |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 3:16pm - blendermethodnli ""] ouchdrummer said: DrewBlood@Work said:drop trow, both hands up in the air, slowly rotating left to right while making water sprinkler noises i lold Hahaha, me too |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 3:21pm - the_reverend ""] I bet your practices are insane. you do it together? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 3:27pm - largefreakatzero ""] I usually let one of your mothers get it out for me, then allow her to beg me to relieve myself in her mouth. THAT is how a man takes a piss. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 3:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] largefreakatzero said:I usually let one of your mothers get it out for me, then allow her to beg me to relieve myself in her mouth. THAT is how a man takes a piss. I have chosen to take personal offense to this.... How dare you. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 7:53pm - largefreakatzero ""] Sorry man, that's just how I roll. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 8:02pm - the_reverend ""] oh yeah, show me at the next life at zero show! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2009 8:20pm - quintessence ""] aril said:simple solution: don't wear underwear. |