fight a skunk or you're a pussy[views:1394][posts:16]____________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 8:41pm - sever nli ""] So I was sitting outside doing some writing, and I see movement in the corner of my eye. It's a cat! So I reach to pet it and as I'm reaching, I realize that petting it is a terrible idea... because it's actually a skunk. I jump, the skunk jumps, and the next thing you know I have it's ass pointed towards my face. I ran a few feet, waited a minute or two, and went back inside. I can't believe that the only thing that smells about me right now is my bo. Fuck skunks. :middlefinger: |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 9:19pm - thank_you_for_sharing ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 9:32pm - sever nli ""] you're welcome, soccer mom |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 9:33pm - RichHorror ""] haha, that is the perfect image to post in response to a really boring story. Well done, anon. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 10:19pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 10:25pm - sever nli ""] I'm looking forward to the wall of fail pictures |
| _______________________________________________________ [Sep 13,2009 10:50pm - Where is my stimulus check? ""] sever%20nli said:I jump, the skunk jumps, and the next thing you know I have it's ass pointed towards my face. I ran a few feet, waited a minute or two, and went back inside. And you did not rape it? WTF NILLA Still, you escaped smelling truly terrible for a week or so. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 12:40pm - gslice ""] the other day I was driving home from band practice when I came upon a baby skunk, I wasnt able to stop until I was right over it, where of course it sprayed the shit out of the under side of my car, now every time I get in or out of my car I get a healthy dose of skunk fluid stank |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 2:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] one day i came home from work and then nothing happened. true story. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 3:03pm - gslice ""] HAH |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 3:35pm - goatcatalyst ""] I like squirrels. Sometimes I feed them peanuts. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 3:38pm - W3 nli ""] goatcatalyst said:I like whores. Sometimes I feed them my nuts. /fix'd |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 3:42pm - goatcatalyst ""] This is applicable |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 4:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Since you did not fight the skunk, are you admitting to us that you are a pussy? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 4:34pm - BlackoutRick ""] I had a similar experience except I was just about to take a piss and I looked down to a skunk looking up at me. I slowly zipped up my junk and slowly retreated. Lucky. Fuckin Nashua is loaded with em. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 4:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have skunks all over my neighborhood. they dont spray that offen but they go through my trash and thats NOT COOL, SKUNK. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 14,2009 4:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] When I was in college, we had one that kept getting inside our garage and into our trash. In my stoned logic, I reasoned that if you kill a skunk with a head shot, it won't spray - very wrong I was. Well my aim was good and the smell was very, very bad. Since it was a garage-under house, the stink permeated through the entire residence and my roommates hated me - faggots obviously couldn't take a joke. |