Blanket has kicked the Patrick Swayze[views:1636][posts:8]___________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 12:14pm - g-srice ""] LOS ANGELES (GBN)-- In reports from Hollywood insiders and friends of the late movie star, the youngest son of the unnatural coitus of the also recent deceased Michael Jackson with child star Mcauley Culkin and recycled handbag Eliza Minelli, has apparently climbed into the casket of romantic-film and huskily handsome superstar Swayze and repeatedly footed the deceased footloose star about the head and face. Initial accounts have been numerous and frantic on the Twitter and Facebook pages of various forgotten 20th century b-level film and TV stars along with many irrelevant 80's musical starlets desperate to be the first to report their heartfelt impressions of the heinous incident and denounce the actions of the young boy. As of yet no one has been able to discern what prompted the voracious attack, but Blanket could be heard screaming "how could you leave me, Bodhi? how could you?" among the exclamations and surprised gasps of on-lookers. More news and celebrity impressions on this developing story as it becomes available. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 12:29pm - Martins ""] hahhaha wuuUuuut |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 12:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] what in wide world of sports is going on here! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 12:37pm - goatcatalyst ""] The Bodhi reference just sent me into convulsions! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 3:44pm - g-srice ""] ITT: grizloch bored at work |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 3:45pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 3:46pm - g-srice ""] ITT: grizloch cant see that picture at work... while he is bored |
| _________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 4:45pm - Martins ""] HAHAHA Kanye West is a meme |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2009 7:32pm - grizloch ""] HAHA! |