How come...[views:4150][posts:9]___________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 2:58pm - starmummy ""] ...when you open a bag of chips, it smells like a fart? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 2:59pm - RichHorror ""] It's the cycle of life. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 2:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] stop buying pork rinds |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 3:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Because you touch yourself at night. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 3:03pm - starmummy ""] They're Utz, btw. Not pork rinds. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 3:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ohh well thats why... i have experienced this as well with Utz chips. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 3:10pm - starmummy ""] It's happened to me with lays too. Any brand of plain potato chips. I noticed that deli turkey smells like farts too when you first open the ziplock bag that the deli gives it to you in. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 5:36pm - ThirdKnuckle ""] Because your farts smell like Utz chips. Why that is, I will not speculate |
| _________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 5:44pm - Martins ""] Or maybe you eat those things and your farts smell like those things so when you get those things you smell those things that smell like your farts that are derived from those things. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2009 5:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] couch potato chips :tightiewhities: |