worst aprils fools joke[views:3163][posts:11]_____________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 5:41pm - the_reverend ""] Boldly go where no GEEK has gone before! WIN 30 Minutes of time remote piloting the Opportunity Mars Rover! ComputerGeeks.com, in cooperation with NASA and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) has secured 30 minutes of time for one lucky Geek to explore another world with this once in a lifetime giveaway... click for complete details and register today for your chance to win! http://www.compgeeks.com/details.asp?invtid=MARSDRIVE |
| ________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 10:45pm - retzam ""] That's so stupid. The rovers aren't even controlled by remote. A code is written and then uploaded to it. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 10:55pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i was tellin Alicia that i would do this to her: i would apoxy the toilet seat to the back of the toilet so that it wouldnt be able to go down... then make sure she gets ex-lax'd... then put i would vasoline the rim of the toilet so that when she tries to sit down and make do with the toilet, she would slip into her own diarrhea. isnt that a hoot?! hahahaha! |
| ________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 10:59pm - retzam ""] This morning I was eating breakfast, and my mom is staring out the window. She goes "Hey, what is that weird van doing there? It is so weird. It is a purple van. It is just sitting there, and it has pink polka-dots..." So I go over and look and she said those infamous two words. Made me smile though. It was quite silly. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 11:01pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] just for that... im going to get a van and paint it purple with pink dots and park outside of your house for 6 hours, 37 minutes, and 21.92 seconds. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 11:41pm - Kalopsia ""] TheGreatSpaldino said:i was tellin Alicia that i would do this to her: i would apoxy the toilet seat to the back of the toilet so that it wouldnt be able to go down... then make sure she gets ex-lax'd... then put i would vasoline the rim of the toilet so that when she tries to sit down and make do with the toilet, she would slip into her own diarrhea. isnt that a hoot?! hahahaha! make sure you write out your will before u do that. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 1,2004 11:44pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] done aaaaaaand... done B-) |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2004 11:09am - succubus ""] oh no you di'in't! ~~~ no one tried fooling me although i had an idea to post something on here and aaron said it was lame so i didn't. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 2,2004 1:51pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i didn't get to fool anyone =( although i wanted to get MORKUL really bad, i couldn't come up with anything good. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 2,2004 3:37pm - morkul ""] One of my buddy's at work is having adolescent problems with his daughter. So yesterday he had to go to court for some other shit when his wife got a call on her cell phone,saying things like,"no, no, you can't be serious".She reply's "I am going to be a grandmother already, but your only 14,how,who,and why"As his wife begins to cry and wonder where she went wrong his daughter screams into the phone April Fools.Needless to say after their anger subsided they all had a good laugh as did I when I heard the story . Just makes me glad I don't have any kids. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 2,2004 9:37pm - MyDeadDoll ""] so you think you don't have any kids, but i'm sure there's a illigitimate brat somewhere in maryland with your DNA |
| _______________________________ [Apr 4,2004 4:46pm - retzam ""] Damn, I just remembered. I have been planning this for so long!!! I was going to wake up at around 5 on april fool's day and completely fill up the first 2 pages of this forum with a thread called "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with the same thing in the text. I thought of that like at least 5 months ago, no exageration, and I missed my chance. |