My momma always said...[views:1350][posts:10]______________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:17pm - Forrest Gump ""] life is like a box of chocolaates. you never know what yer gonna gayut. wayut did your momma tell yu? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:18pm - charlie brown ""] nothing |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "she tasted like cigarettes" |
| _________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:23pm - succubus ""] "you'd better shop around" |
| _______________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:39pm - xmikex ""] Stay in school and don't trust white people. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:40pm - RichHorror ""] "Shut up." |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:44pm - boblovesmusic ""] Look sharp |
| ______________________________ [Oct 7,2009 3:46pm - aril ""] "james, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT IN THE HOUSE???" - my mom upon discovering me burning the bible in 7th grade |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 4:33pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] "Stay off message boards" |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 5:07pm - the_reverend ""] "I had to stop. I didn't want to be stoned when you were born" |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 7,2009 5:31pm - corpus_nli ""] Mom: "Never have unprotected sex and never eat Chinese food at the mall." |