DYA'S BAD IDEA EMPORIUM - A GALLERY OF THE ILL-ADVISED[views:1991][posts:39]________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 8:50am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Wherein I maek a thred to dump all the ridiculous ideas I come up with during the course of a day. For example: I really really want to start a band called Fuckface and the Slack-Jawed Faggots. Not for any reason in particular, and it wouldn't need to be any good; I just want to see it on a flyer and introduce it on mic. Matter of fact, it would probably be better if the music was completely retarded. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 8:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Also, I had the idea to make this thread, so there's two. It's a two-fer. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 9:38am - largefreakatzero ""] Reforming Life at Zero AND booking shows @ Jarrods. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 9:40am - brian_dc ""] Coca-Cola Hell Yeah. Black can. Tribal. Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something. Cross market with UFC and Tapout. Profit |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] brian_dc said:Coca-Cola Hell Yeah. Black can. Tribal. Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something. Cross market with UFC and Tapout. Profit Hahaha, nice. It needs some kind of sports grip, though. I could probably include the 5-6 hypothetical Rich Horror Halloween cover bands I formulate in my head every day. Lately: FNM TON Primus (or, "Steve quits his job to practice bass for a living, the band") Sheer Terror (FUCK YOU RICH I KNOW YOU ALREADY DID THIS ONE) DanMisSamFitsHainZig Sabbath Most of these will never happen for the sole reason that I wouldn't be able to choose between playing bass and singing (or, with the Primus one, I'd have to practice twice as long to do both at the same time). TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 9:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors). |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:00am - arilliusbm ""] This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts HI WELCOME TO THE POINTSVILLE, POPULATION YOU |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:TON THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:35am - Yeti ""] also, an acoustic "A Lost Forgotten Sad Spirit" and "Stemmen Fra Tårnet" would sound incredible. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:40am - FuckIsMySignature ""] posting a post to post for the sake of posting. POST POST POST. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeti said: DestroyYouAlot said:TON THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band! Haha, I tol' ju mein, I couldn't bring myself to NOT sing in said band. I just don't have it in me. LOL |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] bah, then do back up. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'LL DO YOUR BACK UP |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] That may have come out a little gayer than I imagined it. (OR DID IT?!?) |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I TOOK THAT COMMUTER RAIIIIIIIIL TOOK IT RIGHT ON DOWN TO UNION SQUA-A-ARE |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:53am - An Ashamed Aril ""] I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:55am - arilliusbm ""] An%20Ashamed%20Aril said:I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site. Another imposter. Why must I get trolled so much. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] A TROLLING OF THE TROLL THAT TROLL'D YOU |
| _________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:02am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] THE RECLUSIVE INTERTUBES CRAZYMAN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:08am - brian_dc ""] lol |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:40am - arktouros ""] "TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span." GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE |
| __________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:44am - RustyPS ""] xmikex said:[img]LMAO |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:44am - BOCH on the automile ""] I CAN PLAY ALL TON SONGS WITH PETE STEELE'S STEELE. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:47am - the_reverend ""] ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT! |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] arktouros said:"TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span." GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE I just don't want to pay for all the "special cookies" that it'd take to make you play that slow, Mr. Supah Blast. LOL the_reverend said:ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT! I have no idea what you just said. Did I win a car? |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 12:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dammit, I was all excited that someone wanted to do a Ton covers set, but Type O Negative would still suffice. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 12:07pm - Ark on the automile ""] Darkwor - Kill All the White People ( Type O Negative cover) |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 12:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [/WOULD DO] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 12:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] iTEM THE SECOND: COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 1:54am - fuck logging in ""] can I be a slack-jawed faggot? or is it all ready to late? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 2:01am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Son, it's never too late for faggotry. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 9:48am - arktouros ""] Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 10:12am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors). smokin banana beers sounds like this!! band names: MAN DATE T-BONE AND THE USDA BEEFCAKES |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 10:14am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said:iTEM THE SECOND: COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS it's sweeping the nation, sweeping the nation THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 10:49am - SkinSandwich ""] I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 12:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] arktouros said:Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is). SkinSandwich said:I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA. Haha, I'd do a track exchange. I can has Eric Langlois-type bassturbation? |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 24,2009 12:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said: arktouros said:Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is). LOL, wait, one OR TWO? Even better. |