loopy applesniffer[views:4192][posts:13]_________________________________ [Apr 5,2004 7:27pm - succubus ""] if you are bored... > > The following in an excerpt from a children's > book, "Captain > Underpants And > > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav > Pilkey. The evil > > Professor forces everyone to assume new > names...... > > > > Use the third letter of your first name to > determine your new first > name: > > a = poopsie b = lumpy > > c = buttercup d = gadget > > e = crusty f = greasy > > g = fluffy h = cheeseball > > i = chim-chim j = stinky > > k = flunky l = boobie > > m = pinky n = zippy > > o = goober p = doofus > > q = slimy r = loopy > > s = snotty t = tootie > > u = dorkey v = squeezit > > w = oprah x = skipper > > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa > > > > Use the second letter of your last name to > determine the first half > of your > > new last name: > > a = apple b = toilet > > c = giggle d = burger > > e = girdle f = barf > > g = lizard h = waffle > > i = cootie j = monkey > > k = potty l = liver > > m = banana n = rhino > > o = bubble p = hamster > > q = toad r = gizzard > > s = pizza t = gerbil > > u = chicken v = pickle > > w = chuckle x = tofu > > y = gorilla z = stinker > > > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to > determine the second half > of your > > new last name: > > a = head b = mouth > > c = face d = nose > > e = tush f = breath > > g = pants h = shorts > > i = lips j = honker > > k = butt l = brain > > m = tushie n = chunks > > o = hiney p = biscuits > > q = toes r = buns > > s = fanny t = sniffer > > u = sprinkles v = kisser > > w = squirt x = humperdinck > > y = brains z = juice > > > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is > Goober Chickenshorts. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 5,2004 10:40pm - putain ""] pinky appletush |
| __________________________________ [Apr 5,2004 10:47pm - abhorred ""] chim-chim gizzardsprinkles |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 6,2004 12:58am - dreadkill ""] zippy cootiebrain |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 6,2004 3:00am - MyDeadDoll ""] snotty pickle buns |
| _________________________________ [Apr 6,2004 4:40am - eeyorge ""] goober toiletbrains |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 6,2004 5:00am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Buttercup Bubble-head? That's retarded as hell. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 2:36am - anonymous ""] Gadget girdle hiney |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 2:51am - MyDeadDoll ""] awww... you can be my little buttercup |
| _________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 4:52am - succubus ""] loopy girdletush i <3 you |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 5:13am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I don't want to be anyone's buttercup. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 6:26am - The_ExhumeD ""] hamster butt |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 8:02am - Siberia ""] putain said:pinky appletush Dito on that here! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 9,2004 10:07am - honor4death ""] Crusty GizzardFanny |