HELP!
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[Nov 16,2009 11:41am - MonikaLOVE ""]
I need a little help from my friends in defining "Original Sin". I will be very GRATEFUL if you can help me. I have been feeling some pressure from people to baptize Vinny. I'm not trying to be disrespectful or "blasphemous" but I honestly don't see the point. I believe in Everything = Love (in case you haven't noticed) and I had a really good experience giving birth. I don't see anything inherently "evil" about it. ♥
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[Nov 16,2009 11:45am - Martins ""]
It's sin that no body has ever done before. Breaks boundaries. Kinda like what Coheed and Cambria did for emo. Or what Archaeon did for slam.
[Nov 16,2009 11:47am - sli sli sli ""]
some cunt ate an apple a long fucking time ago, and now were all fucked.
its a huge load of horseshit that dates back to the times when people were stupid enough to punish kids for the sins of their ancestors, (or in this case mythological progenitors)
don't be afraid to be "blasphemous" in the face of monumental stupidity
[Nov 16,2009 11:51am - dreadkill ""]
my kid hasn't been baptized or christened or any of that crap.
[Nov 16,2009 11:55am - boblovesmusic ""]
you could go the Jewish route and have a bris...
[Nov 16,2009 11:58am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
dreadkill said:my kid hasn't been baptized or christened or any of that crap.
That's what YOU think...
[Nov 16,2009 12:01pm - the_reverend ""]
who gives a shit?
[Nov 16,2009 12:02pm - the_reverend ""]
and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18
[Nov 16,2009 12:08pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
Just do what the norse and the celts did, take a sprig of oak dip it in goat blood and splash the child!
[Nov 16,2009 12:52pm - Yeti ""]
Original Sin was a band in the late 80's that had Josh Silver from Type O Negative in it. so no, don't baptize.
[Nov 16,2009 1:18pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
the_reverend said:and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18
as an man who has an unbutchered hog, i disagree. cleaning your own cock is really easy, there is minimal extra effort to clean the natural dick, you've just been brainwashed by the "circumsize or die" maniacs
[Nov 16,2009 1:24pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Slice your ding-ding or you are a pussy.
[Nov 16,2009 1:24pm - ouchdrummer ""]
the_reverend said:and if you don't cut that shit, get ready to clean your kids dick until he's 18
I have cut friends who've said that it's really easy to keep clean, and that they've always been on top of it.... but i also know dudes that are almost my own age that admit to not keeping it clean enough.... gross..
[Nov 16,2009 1:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Baptism is a silly ritual that means nothing, kind of like communion, confirmation, etc.
In theory circumcizing your kid is also fucked, then again, I like my dick the way it is now - all set with any extra flappage.
[Nov 16,2009 1:45pm - the_reverend ""]
I was cut, my brother was not. I'm not going into details, but I endorse the cut dick 155%
[Nov 16,2009 1:45pm - ouchdrummer ""]
hahahahahahaha
[Nov 16,2009 1:49pm - dreadkill ""]
the_reverend said:I was cut, my brother was not. I'm not going into details, but I endorse the cut dick 155%lots of snoodling going on in your house?
[Nov 16,2009 1:54pm - the_reverend ""]
not on my end. I'm cut.
[Nov 16,2009 1:58pm - dreadkill ""]
i meant between you and your brother since one is cut and one is not
[Nov 16,2009 3:17pm - Yeti ""]
i'm so glad i'm cut. i don't have to worry about a scabbard, i'm always ready for battle.
[Nov 16,2009 3:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
..if you could only find someone to fight..
[Nov 16,2009 3:36pm - C.dEAd ""]
Uncut. It's better for snoodling.
[Nov 16,2009 3:45pm - largefreakatzero ""]
This thread got sexy.
[Nov 16,2009 4:04pm - Pires ""]
Lol leave it to rttp to turn a baptism thread into one about circumcision and snoodling with your brother.
[Nov 16,2009 4:21pm - dreadkill ""]
i never had a brother, so i missed out on the snoodling :(
[Nov 16,2009 4:25pm - MonikaLOVE ""]
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys have been so busy!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did have Vincent circumcised. I think I would have preferred not to but his brother is and I thought the chances are better that they'll be longlife friends if when they take baths together as kids they match. No one will feel insecure this way. But back to my original question ~ i wonder why anyone would baptize today?
[Nov 16,2009 4:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Ladies love the baby elephant trunk, 4 out of 5 fellatrixes agree.
[Nov 16,2009 6:37pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
neither of my kids are baptized. I think religion is a personal decision, not something that you pass down like a grandfather clock or something
[Nov 16,2009 6:47pm - ShadowSD ""]
MonikaLOVE said:I need a little help from my friends in defining "Original Sin". I will be very GRATEFUL if you can help me.
A long time ago, a bunch of chimpanzees got especially smart, but not nearly smart for their brains to be able to comprehend the concept of their own demise, so they came up with stories about old men in the sky and glorius afterlives, and then started killing each other over it. Many of their offspring were dunked underwater in the insanity.
Then they all blew each other up.
THE END
[Nov 16,2009 6:52pm - MonikaLOVE ""]
My question ~ Why are there still people out there that think it's necessary? To the point that they are wasting their time being concerned about my baby because I'm choosing not to?
[Nov 16,2009 7:01pm - ShadowSD ""]
Because if you're right, then it brings into question their beliefs, and all of a sudden they're not immortal, and they've been lying to themselves all their lives.
Can't have that.
[Nov 16,2009 7:11pm - ShadowSD ""]
And I've been in a similar position, BTW, my wife asked me to consider it for our daughter just to make her parents happy, even though we're both agnostic.
Needless to say, she was not baptized, and would be over my dead body. Actually, even not then.
What I don't get about devoutly religious people is that they're SURE that the family and local community and religion they happened to be born in therefore must be the only true and right religion out of the thousands that exist, and everyone else is going to hell, even though every other devout person from every other religion is equally sure of the same thing - and none of them find this odd or the least bit suspicious.
[Nov 16,2009 7:26pm - MonikaLOVE ""]
I just want everyone to realize the truth so then we can all just move on already.
[Nov 16,2009 11:12pm - Conservationist ""]
MonikaLOVE said:I need a little help from my friends in defining "Original Sin".
tl;dr: U R born sinful and therefore need saving by some camel salesman who took too many bong hits and saw the universal mind.
[Nov 17,2009 12:16am - Doomkid ""]
ShadowSD said:
A long time ago, a bunch of chimpanzees got especially smart, but not nearly smart for their brains to be able to comprehend the concept of their own demise, so they came up with stories about old men in the sky and glorius afterlives, and then started killing each other over it. Many of their offspring were dunked underwater in the insanity.
Then they all blew each other up.
THE END
This thread was stupid until this post.
[Nov 17,2009 12:25am - swamplorddvm ""]
Woman made adam eat apple. god got pissed and made women suffer with painful birth and menstruation. and all humans with death.
But "god" is not real. so don't worry. Just don't be greedy or cruel to others in life.
[Nov 17,2009 12:01pm - MonikaLOVE ""]
I don't want to live in a dumb society anymore.
I want World Peace NOW!
I want to (verb) for LOVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acb15JsCGSk
[Nov 17,2009 12:06pm - MonikaHATE ""]
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