fapping at work appreciation
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[Nov 16,2009 12:37pm - work fapper ""]
Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not. Am I the only fuckwad that faps on the job?
[Nov 16,2009 12:38pm - Yeti ""]
haha no, that was a goal of mine when i was younger. it would be way too creepy at the job i have now, the bathrooms are hardly private.
[Nov 16,2009 12:40pm - work fapper ""]
it's never creepy if you're a smart fapper.
[Nov 16,2009 12:42pm - MikeOv ""]
wow... who could this be.
[Nov 16,2009 12:44pm - work fapper ""]
gee why don't you find out
[Nov 16,2009 12:46pm - Yeti ""]
haha seriously.
see i only do it if i can insert garden fresh cucumbers into my rectum, so in an office it's hard to conceal vegetables on my way to the bathroom. then i could just insert them prior, and then make it seem like i have explosive diarrhea when i'm walking funny.
[Nov 16,2009 12:47pm - MikeOv ""]
work%20fapper said:gee why don't you find out
no need to, skipper
[Nov 16,2009 12:51pm - work fapper ""]
too busy fapping to akerfedlt I see. with cucumbers.
[Nov 16,2009 12:53pm - MikeOv ""]
Akerfeldt maybe, I don't know about Akerfedlt.
His arms are my hearse <3
[Nov 16,2009 12:53pm - Yeti ""]
Morningwood
[Nov 16,2009 12:59pm - work fapper ""]
blackwater fap
[Nov 16,2009 1:00pm - MikeOv ""]
stiff pipe
[Nov 16,2009 1:04pm - work fapper ""]
the roundfap rapes
[Nov 16,2009 1:07pm - Yeti ""]
Whorekid
[Nov 16,2009 1:11pm - work fapper ""]
i used to fap to yeti but he is terrible and horrible now
[Nov 16,2009 1:27pm - Yeti ""]
hey now, give me some due credit. i've always been terrible and horrible.
[Nov 16,2009 1:42pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Roundmouth's Lament
[Nov 16,2009 2:26pm - ouchdrummer ""]
fapping at works alright, although if you get interrupted and have to stop before you're down.... you can get very... wound up.
[Nov 16,2009 5:04pm - aril ""]
I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw.
[Nov 16,2009 5:27pm - reimroc ""]
aril said:I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw.
Obvious joke was Boston Kreme but thats ok.
[Nov 16,2009 6:00pm - aril ""]
wasn't in Boston. besides, glaze looks more like precum; it'd be somewhat disturbing if your semen has the consistancy of kreme.
[Nov 16,2009 6:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I CUM JELLYYYYYY
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[Nov 16,2009 6:50pm - ShadowSD ""]
work%20fapper said:Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not.
Are you that roadie responsible for all the white speaker cabinets at our practice spot?
[Nov 16,2009 8:37pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Why fap where a co worker can just blow you?
She no longer works there *sigh*
[Nov 16,2009 8:56pm - ArilliusBM ""]
bastard.