People eating apples[views:2579][posts:32]______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:27pm - ouchdrummer ""] MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING MURDER THEM! There is nothing quite as irritating as the repetitive sound of biting into an apple followed by the crunching when they bite off a piece that's just a little too big to chew with their mouth closed. It's ALMOST as irritating as the clink-clack-clink of a spoonful of milk & cereal hitting someones teeth just before the slurp-slurp-slurp and crunch-crunch that inevitably follows. These two situations are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I tense up, and i can't think cleary. I usually end up either putting my hands over my ears and yelling "la la la la", running out of the room, or saying something like "could you shut the fuck up with your god damn apple over there buddy?!" and of course to everyone else around, they didn't even notice the noise, never mind got as enraged as i did. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Plus the skin is just riddled with toxins. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:29pm - Pires ""] Never eat the skin. Just don't use the toe knife to peel it. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I would throw up NOW. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:33pm - aril ""] Apple skins are great. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:34pm - Pires ""] And Jim, I take it the SM is at -10? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:35pm - ouchdrummer ""] Pires- me, or other jim? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:36pm - Martins ""] Eating apples around jimbo just jumped to number one in my list of new year's resolutions. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:36pm - Pires ""] You. Damn "other jim" posting at the same time. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Martins said:Eating apples around jimbo just jumped to number one in my list of new year's resolutions. Eat Apple Jacks - it's an annoying Jimcorpse two-fer. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:37pm - Martins ""] Me? or other,other jim? |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is especially annoying at work when people call in whilst chewing food on the phone. makes me wanna snap everytime. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:39pm - ouchdrummer ""] Martins said:Eating apples around jimbo just jumped to number one in my list of new year's resolutions. You sir have ruined my rttp experience. You're such a mean person! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:40pm - ouchdrummer ""] It does seriously fucking bug me out though. The only thing that even comes close is wet socks....... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Eating a bowl of Apple Jacks and socks in milk? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:41pm - aril ""] Lol. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ewww |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 12:45pm - Martins ""] Jim, I'm gonna ruin your RttP sexperience. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] new reality show on the food network |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:13pm - Pires ""] ouchdrummer said:It does seriously fucking bug me out though. The only thing that even comes close is wet socks....... wet socks...I'll kill a bitch. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:16pm - reimroc ""] note to self: make sure to be a stage potato and eat plenty of apples when boarcorpse or useful idiot it playing. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:31pm - the_reverend ""] why not be a stage apple and eat a potato during their set? the_reverend said:i was in a meeting a couple weeks ago and the guy beside me was eating an apple while my boss was questioning me. so hard to keep a straight face. i did the same thing to him the next week, but my apple was much bigger and his hearing proved to be much worse. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:33pm - reimroc ""] that could also work although the taste of raw potatoes isn't exactly my thing. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:36pm - the_reverend ""] ITT: remiroc is not creed |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:40pm - reimroc ""] i don't believe i am rev. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:44pm - the_reverend ""] thats good cause you would be terrible at qwibbidy assements. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:45pm - C.Dead ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Plus the skin is just riddled with toxins. Win. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:46pm - the_reverend ""] pesky toxins like vitamin c. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 2:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Plus the skin is just riddled with toxins. NOT ALLOWED TO EAT APPLES WITH THE SKIN... NOT ALLOWEDDD!!! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 2:11pm - Martins ""] mmm a pesticide a day keeps the doctor away |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 2:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Frank's reaction when he hears Dennis swallowed apple seeds fucking gets me every time. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 2:23pm - arktouros ""] Jimbo, I'll have a fucking cornucopia next time I come over. I love eating fruit like a gorilla. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 2:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OM NOM NOM NOM |