Apples eating people[views:2337][posts:13]_________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:19pm - Martins ""] MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING MURDER THEM! There is nothing quite as irritating as the repetitive sound of biting into a person followed by the crunching when they bite off a piece that's just a little too big to chew with their mouth closed. It's ALMOST as irritating as the clink-clack-clink of a spoonful of human blood & bones hitting an apple's teeth just before the slurp-slurp-slurp and crunch-crunch that inevitably follows. These two situations are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I tense up, and i can't think cleary. I usually end up either putting my hands over my ears and yelling "la la la la", running out of the room, or saying something like "Please stop! You ate my family!" |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:20pm - reimroc ""] lol |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:25pm - the_reverend ""] i was in a meeting a couple weeks ago and the guy beside me was eating an apple while my boss was questioning me. so hard to keep a straight face. i did the same thing to him the next week, but my apple was much bigger and his hearing proved to be much worse. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:25pm - aril ""] ... |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:31pm - RichHorror ""] I think you meant-- [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeah that. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:37pm - the_reverend ""] no, that is a pear. keep your fruits separate, you fruit. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:38pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:45pm - the_reverend ""] would you please keep the pears out of a thread about apples? kbithx |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 1:48pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Nov 25,2009 3:17pm - Yeti ""] GO BANANA! |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 25,2009 3:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ever played that game Apples to Apples? dont ...it sucks. |