Craigslist Taco????[views:7990][posts:23]________________________________ [Nov 30,2009 10:59pm - Troll ""] I recently broke up w/ my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for over a week and I need to flush my radiator, bad! Can I put out a "pink taco" wanted ad on Craigslist or will I get kicked off? Serious. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2009 11:04pm - RichHorror ""] Yes, they have a section just for people who want to get laid and never speak to the person again. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2009 11:08pm - Troll ""] *sigh* thats a relief. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2009 11:12pm - Troll ""] How's this? "Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :(" |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:19am - sxealex ""] 1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Troll said:How's this? "Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :(" Nds moar dick pix |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:48am - the_reverend ""] no post-ops? what are you gay now? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 5:28am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/stp/1481841495.html |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 7:23am - Troll ""] ^ funny, yet disturbing. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 7:33am - aril ""] Yea man, one week ain't nothin' |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 8:43am - the_reverend ""] Methuen... has DreamingInExile been found? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 9:27am - the_reverend ""] and asked my work-girlfriend and he knows that dog. |
| ____________________________ [Dec 1,2009 9:34am - pam ""] sxealex said:1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush Yeah I was a little confused there, too. Especially a flush that will probably earn you some sweet STDs. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:02pm - Troll ""] I'm a sex addict, a week is too long. Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms! My balls look like two obese smurfs! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:17pm - the_reverend ""] get a dog and get some peanut butter? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:17pm - the_reverend ""] and you got dumped and got an upper body cast? are you tiger woods? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:37pm - largefreakatzero ""] Troll said:I'm a sex addict, a week is too long. Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms! My balls look like two obese smurfs! If serious about injuries, story please. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] yes, do tell, especially since you are able to type so well. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 2,2009 9:16am - Troll ""] I type w/ my toes so it would take too long to tell the whole story. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 2,2009 9:18am - largefreakatzero ""] Pics or it didn't happen. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 2,2009 9:25am - ouchdrummer ""] largefreakatzero said:It didn't happen. Fixd |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 2,2009 9:29am - largefreakatzero ""] Yup |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 2,2009 9:40am - ouchdrummer ""] i know who this hornball is. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 1:12am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/cas/1646091746.html |